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It's like the craziest shit I've EVER read on the internet. Ever. No, it's the craziest shit I've ever read, full stop.
I actually started laughing about one quarter of the way into it. It's like horrible satire! Please someone comment on her blog and act like you're empathizing with her and start talking about moving to another country, so maybe she'll leave, too. Hell, she's in Hawaii, what does she care? Hawaii went for Obama with the largest margin of any state, ROFL!!!
Here it is:
WHY CAN'T WE JUST DIVIDE THE NATION INTO TWO DIFFERENT NATIONS??? That would solve ALL of our problems. Actually, the DemocRATS DON'T deserve ANY part of the nation, because GEORGE WASHINGTON was actually a REPUBLICAN and we WON it FAIR and SQUARE, which I LEARNED is NOT a trait of the Dirty DemocRATS. However, we WILL feel sorry for them, and want them to LEAVE, so we can give them a LITTLE portion of OUR land that we FOUGHT for and WON FAIR and SQUARE. We will then have NO more problems or issues like this. We can divide a SMALL portion of the nation to give to the DemocRATS and then other LARGE portion for the Republicans, or the Right (they call us that for a REASON, you know). The Republicans will make and enforce laws acTS.cording to our Christian faith, values, morals, and beliefs while the DemocRATS will use their Koran and Satanic books to govern them and REMOVE every Christian thing from their country, including Bibles, the 10 Commandments, and the Pledge of Allegiance (they will start reciting the Muslim call of prayer, which will please their president, Barack HUSSEIN Osama...I mean Obama, because it's the "most beautiful sound" he's ever heard). The Republicans will put prayer and Bibles into ALL schools while teaching about Christianity and banning evolution, while the DemocRATS implement the RADICAL teachings of William Ayers in ALL classes and teach them to build bombs, the Muslim call of prayer, the Black Liberation Theology, and homosexuality teachings into theirs. Kindergarteners will also have much needed sex education after having been potty trained, and they will start to get curious and start having sexual activity with their fellow classmates during nap time, which will start passing condoms around to every child in school. Our Republican president will talk with our allies and start rewarding hard working people, while their DemocRATic president will meet with terrorist leaders with NO pre-conditions and take away hard working families' money to "Spread the Wealth" around to the homeless, poor, and to convicts and felons who CAN'T hold jobs. Our Republican nation will multiply quickly and we will start building a STRONGER military DEFENSE system and teach ALL of our kids about our Christian faith while the DemocRATic nation's population will RAPIDLY decline, due to the MILLIONS of abortions {BABY-MURDER and INFANTICIDE} being performed EVERY single day AGAINST the wishes of babies themselves who CAN'T communicate with a lawyer AND from the convicts and felons having been released from their SHORT prison terms (if they even get ANY) who are out on a raping and murdering spree. The women would NOT have had sympathy from the courts, and they would be punished for provoking the rapist by wearing provacative clothing or being near the rapist at the wrong time. Instead, they will be fined greatly to help "Spread the Wealth" and for the rapists to get therapy for their psychological trauma. The Republicans will build STRONGER churches, while the DemocRATS will then start building more mosques and convert all Christian churches to Satanic ones. The Republicans will have a STRONG Christian country, while the DemocRATS will have a WEAK Communist/Socialist/Islamic country. The Republicans will have a STRONG missile defense system and the military in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Pakistan, while the DemocRATS will have their president and his associates attending and throwing parties with Al Qaeda and other RADICAL terrorists. Al Qaeda will start trying to bomb and attack the Republicans but WILL fail so GREATLY because of our great Military Commander-in-Chief and Great American Hero, John McCain. Then Al Qaeda will get EXTREMELY frustrated while we start bombing them in their countries, so they start bombing the DemocRATS because they NEED to kill off SOME country, who by the way have NO military or missile defense system and is an EASY target (MOST of their previous military people became drug addicts, because the DemocRATS made drugs LEGAL). They started allowing kids to use drugs, and even took off the ban on age limits for alcohol and cigarettes. They ALL started using Barack HUSSEIN Osama's previous drug dealer whom the president had sexual relations with, because the president endorsed him and said his drugs are "good." Bombings from Al Qaeda were happening everywhere in DemocRAT country (there really wasn't much to bomb, because people stopped working out of reasoning that they'd rather be on the receiving end of the SOCIALIST "Spreading the Wealth" scheme and things started to deteriorate there, including homes and buildings and started to look like the slums of Chicago, where Barack HUSSEIN Osama was previously in charge of), while NOT one attack was ALLOWED due to our President, the FBI, and the CIA, which HUSSEIN got rid of in his country. All he has working for him are Al Qaeda terrorists, which weren't getting paid enough because their wealth was getting spread around, so they got pretty much FED up with HUSSEIN's country. You have to realize that it was NOT a coincidence that there were NO more attacks on America after September 11, 2001. It was due to our President, George W. Bush, the FBI, the CIA, and last but DEFINIELY NOT least, the MILITARY who fight our wars, which we Republicans GLADLY appreciate, UNLIKE some other people. It's just to bad the Liberals did NOT see this or FAILED to acknowledge this very IMPORTANT fact in history. Now, BEFORE the DemocRATS started getting bombed and the convicts and felons started running around on their rampage, the Republican nation ALREADY had a GREAT WALL built so that NONE of the DemocRATic SLIME from the other side could MYSTERIOUSLY creep in, like the illegal immigrants they were trying to give licenses to. Everyone in the Republican nation helped out everyday to ENSURE that there would be NO DemocRATic intruders for the sake of our SAFETY, RELIGION, and FREEDOM. We even have military surrounding our waters 24 / 7 to make sure of that. If one attempts to, he gets shot on the spot because we don't want him in our prisons, which are small and hardly occupied. This is NOT our fault, because we CLEARLY have LARGE, neon, light flashing signs to WARN possible intruders miles before they reach their "destination" and their death. We are ALLOWED to keep our "guns and cling to our religion." Our taxpayers DON'T want to pay for Criminal DemocRATS, who tried to take our very freedom and religious right away from us. Then Psycho North Korean President, Kim Jong Il gets bored and decides to just nuke the DemocRATic nation to smithereens for the fun (why didn't we think of that after everything they caused us to go through???) of it, even thought he's signed a treaty with HUSSEIN. The DemocRATic nation is now dust, but the Republican nation is now THRIVING and COMPLETELY HAPPY with a great economy that was foreseen by the very Republicans who FOREWARNED of the Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac SCANDAL that they tried so hard to get MORE regulation for, OPPOSING the DemocRATS. It's Subliminal BLISS... (Just my thoughts on how the future should be) =)
It seems to me like the END of the world is coming SOON. Thoughts like this KEPT coming ever since the DemocRATic party nominated Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Everything was just SO disgusting about this crooked scumbag. It was like he had people under some kind of a spell. I know if it was someone else, they would have been stomped on and people would have been outraged. I CAN'T believe that America elected one of our own ENEMIES: an Al Qaeda insider and Undercover Muslim Terrorist , it seems to me. The next thing you know, Israel will NO longer be our ally (as I have already mentioned), and Al Qaeda will start attacking away with Psycho Kim Jong Il launching his nuclear missile at none other than Hawaii (where I currently live). Pray for MIRACLES. We need investigations into these voters who illegaly voted twice, and about ACORN's registered "voters."
To top it all off, I am getting messages from white seventeen and eighteen year olds saying outrageous, absurd things (even calling me names) while laughing at my Christian religion and saying that "God does NOT exist." They must be Satanists or Athiests. Either or, they're NOT of God. I'm ALSO getting messages from a middle eastern woman who I assume is a muslim making fun of me and laughing at me because Barack HUSSEIN Osama...I mean Obama was elected. I'm sure happy for her that her Muslim man won, because the Muslims in America truly LOVE America. I'm being sarcastic, at the very least...more like they truly HATE America so much. I saw a YouTube video just recently of a bit crowd of Muslims on the streets of America, stomping on our flag and saying they will NOT take it and that they want justice for their country. NOONE told them to live in this country that they so HATE so much. They should go back to their OWN country and do US a favor, unless they only became citizens to vote for Barack HUSSEIN Osama Bin Biden, which WOULDN'T be SURPRISING. They're probably all waiting until Al Qaeda tells them to attack us...These crazy people are calling me all kinds of names like the LOSERS they are for voting AGAINST America and the Christianity that was fought for...I'm sure proud that Athiests and Muslims voted for the Undercover Muslim Terrorist, not to mention that his "spiritual advisor" and "mentor" for the past 20 YEARS would love to have the white ones all killed and "hung on trees." Oh well...I guess that's the kind of people that Barack HUSSEIN Osama has to support him. I WONDER WHEN AL QAEDA WILL START ATTACKING THEM AND WHEN Barack HUSSEIN OSAMA...I MEAN (N)Obama WILL START IMPLEMENTING HIS "PASTOR'S" BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY AND HIS "MUSLIM FAITH" INTO HIS "AGENDA"???
*P.S. I WILL NOW BE CONSTANTLY PRAYING FOR MIRACLES TO HAPPEN SOON...*
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