Unbelievable. The Freepers are pushing a new lifestyle. Get the padded rooms ready.

[kwenu]

More evidence of the freeper mental breakdown continues:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2127633/posts

FreePers, I am proposing a CONSERVATIVE CODES OF CONDUCT in order to combat Zero policies
11/06/08 | prismsinc

Posted on Thursday, November 06, 2008 11:27:54 PM by prismsinc

FreePers, let's make this sobering admission to ourselves: we are in for the fight of our lives. However, Americans are the best suited to tackle this problem.

1) Zero's flaw is the fact that he had to use and PERVERT OUR CAPITALIST concept in order to attain power. It will be tough for him to admit it publicly, so we MUST remind him and his followers at every moment of this fact;

2) Make every effort possible to spread poverty. You read that right. live a minimalist lifestyle. Stock up on canned food and preserved freezer food;

3) Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes. MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST, and it will be much harder for Machiavelli to impose on us if we dry his coffers faster. This is the "Poison Ivy" effect: the more you scratch, the more you spread the poison;

4) Homeschool your kids. This is going to be so hard to accept, but we need to make our schools victims of low attendance. We can't let this indoctrination continue;

5) Slowly pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash, and Zero won't be able to use the banks against us, as he seeks to nationlize the industry. Make him use someone elses money (liberals) to nationalize it;

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky ideology. We need to teach the ignorant EVERY CHANCE WE GET;

7) Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers. This goes with maximizing poverty, mostly on their side;

8) DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS. Get out of those you currently have. Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us. Keep the Feds as ignorant of us as possible;

9) Where you can, try living off the land. Anything to avoid commerce that can track us and tax us. Help your neighbors learn to plant. Urbanites need to consider moving to the 'burbs. Zero likes cities. These places are easy access for Feds. This is a big country. Move to the woods. Make him have to come to you.

10) USE CASH ONLY WHERE POSSIBLE

11) Call the Federal Government. Call for the the most minute things. The Feds have to do way more than they normally do. Complain, Complain, Complain, daily, hourly. Do the same at Federal buildings. Walk in on your free time. Forget what they told you? Lose what they copied for you? Go to a different representative. WE ARE PAYING FOR THEM TO BE THERE, MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOB!

12) Have a contingency plan.

What really sucks about this is that great American corporations will fall. I love Dodge/Chrysler , but I love my kids much more. I want a future for them.

Suggestions are gladly accepted. We need this on flyers we need to pass around and we need to abide by these codes. Let's suck him dry before he sucks us dry. C'mon FreePers! We can do this!

[Botany]

1. 13) Move out of mom's basement

:rofl:

[Sulawesi]

15. Now THAT is funny...

[blondeatlast]

13a) Make yer own damn sandwich; mom's damn tired after picking up

your underwear.

[acmavm]

30. NO! Encourage them to go those stairs and barricade themselves

in. Board up the windows. Install a chute for supplies.

AND FUCKING STAY THERE!

[EastTennesseeDem]

66. And pick up your fucking skateboard.

MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

[YOY]

142. FReepers don't skate and Punks aren't Republicans.

FReepers bitch about skaters and punks.

[pokerfan]

144. "Move to the woods"

[dkofos]

157. No Don't move to the woods. I don't want those assholes in my PLAYGROUND.

[whistler162]

154. May I provide you with some advice.

Grow up LOSER!

[loveable liberal]

2. the "stupid" home schooling their kids????

Oh my... It sounds as if they really have come unhinged.

[screembloodymurder]

6. He forgot hockey.

Enroll your kid in a hockey program and teach them to fight at the drop of the puck.

[northernsoul]

8. Oh, please no.

As a hockey fan, I don't want these freaks anywhere near the ice.

[loveable liberal]

52. Amen brother.

Youth hockey is about sportsmanship, respect, effort and team play. I imagine the parent 'Code of Conduct' form was written for the Palin-like parents.

[old mark]

18. Imagine Palin teaching her kids...anything! nt

[CoffeeCat]

29. "Ok, kids...today we're going to learn about...

...my favorite country...Michigan! Tomorrow, we'll watch a film on the beautiful continent of Peru!"

:rofl:

[rucky]

167. Eh, screw it. Let's go to the mall."

[peace frog]

26. They're a bunch of "zero's" alright

Nada, zip, zilch... ZERO.

[DBoon]

53. mom's basement will get really crowded

with all the kids being home-schooled

[LaurenG]

3. Hey that's great - it looks like there is a fringe element

of children who are into self punishment.

Fine with me, they can get into their "hidey-holes" and pout for the next eight years. Me I've applied to work in the new presidents administration, where I'll work happily along side the other brave and progressive people in the country.

[CatBO]

4. Wow I wish my parents loved ME that much...

"I love Dodge/Chrysler, but I love my kids much more. I want a future for them.

So he's making all the recommendations his little mind can think of to destroy this country, all for his children.

It's a shame he was allowed to breed.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. What kind of a future does he expect for his kids?

Where are they going to work if the Dodge/Chryslers of the world vanish? The gun store can only employ so many.

[StreetKnowledge]

133. Yeah, no kidding

Haven't enough big American employers already failed?

Watch what happens with the auto industry in the next 3-4 years. GM or Ford will declare bankruptcy, and all hell will break loose. GM will start getting help on the trade front, and it'll start coming off of Toyota's bottom line if they want to stay in America.

Japan screws with currency to help Toyota. That will be our response. Hurts when its on the other foot, doesn't it?

[katmondoo]

5. After 8 years of Bush this is the lifestyle they deserve and

the lifestyle Bush wants all but the very wealthy to have. So be happy little Freepers you can have this lifestyle and disappear into the woodwork. By the way take Faux News with you.

[rockymountaindem]

7. I don't know... in their mighty dozens they may be able to ruin our plans

A veritable White Army they are.

[Doityourself]

9. Yesterday they thought the Illinois lottery Pick 3 that came out on Nov 5th which was...

666..


Was surely a sign of the end!

Lmao!

[unpossibles]

10. and they accuse us of hating our country

What happened to "country first" and "supporting our president" and all that bullshit?

On the other hand, they are nothing but liars and cheaters in every other aspect, so I doubt this will come to pass for most of them.

Have fun storming the castle, boys!

[leeann1317]

12. That's hilarious! I wonder if they've ever read the Constitution they are carrying around?

[surrealAmerican]

90. That one stood out to me too.

Perhaps if they start carrying it around, they may even read it. We can only hope.

[central scrutinizer]

131. they have the Bushco amended version - it's very short

not the "quaint" original version with that annoying bill of rights

[Shipwack]

187. That's a blatant lie!

Their version of the Constitution has ALL Four of the amendments!

[AZBlue]

150. Yeah, the irony on that one is staggering.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

194. Or anything by or about Karl Marx? (Clearly not, or they would know better than to

scream about socialism and Marxism where Obama is concerned)

[chemp]

13. Let's see: Move to the woods...

Move to the woods -Check
Home school your kids- Check
Drop out of Society -Check
Hate the government -Check
Pull out of the banks -Check
Bankrupt America -Check

When do they start sending bombs in the mail?

this guy wants an army of uni-bombers.

[Steely_Dan]

197. Excellent Point....

I was wondering the same thing.

-P

[Steely_Dan]

198. Excellent Point....

I was wondering the same thing.

-P

[moondust]

14. I have a better idea.

Psychiatric rehabilitation camps.

[Peacetrain]

16. They have worked 24/7 to become a fringe group, and have succeeded

Their whole movement from Limpbaugh on down is getting rid of moderates. They have done to themselves , what we could not have in a 100 years.

[fizzgig]

17. wtf to #8?

i've read it a half dozen times and it doesn't make sense. a tax credit for personal items? and what does that have to do with being in federal programs?

[colonel odis]

19. keep the feds as ignorant of them as possible ... call the federal government for everything.

only in freeperland are those two things compatible.

these are the people who do use the government for everything possible. they live in the states that receive the most federal assistance yet contribute the least in the form of taxes. these are the people who already home school their kids. these are the people who receive the earned income tax credit.

i see there's going to be a run on cheetos in the near future as they begin to hoard. (note to freepers -- "hoard" means to stockpile, not what john mccain did when he prostituted his 2000 values to be the 2008 candidate.)

[Renew Deal]

62. I noticed that too.

:rofl:

[Scurrilous]

85. LOL

Also, "Move to the woods. Make him (the Feds) have to come to you"..."Walk in (Federal buildings) on your free time.."

:rofl:

[cemaphonic]

100. Yeah, you would think the level of cognitive dissonance swirling around in their heads

would make them explode like that guy in Scanners.

And not just on that point either, the whole damn list.

[foo_bar]

20. wait, what?

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky

Who wrote this, David Horowitz? If this were an actual paleocon the rest of the sentence would be 'Bible', possibly the rest of the manifesto.

the fact that he had to use and PERVERT OUR CAPITALIST concept

He PERVERTS our CAPITAL LETTERS! Now where's my Coulter blow-up doll.

[tomg]

63. I'm just trying to picture

Freepers wandering around carrying/ pulling behind them what is it, something like 52 volumes of Karl Marx's writings ('m assuming, of course, that they would want his letters,also just to be on the safe side).

[foo_bar]

134. maybe it's compressed into a Jack Chick pellet, "Das Kapital or die Satan?"

To each according to his weed. I envision this Mad Marx society becoming the Donner Party with munchies, so I hope they go through with it.

[BuelahWitch]

181. There'll be a BOOM in the sale of little red wagons

They need something to pull all those books around...:shrug:

[Marsala]

21. In fairness, the first reply was from a decent person:

"This man has been elected President of the United States in a free and open election. Support him until he goes against the Constitution."

The others, not so much.

[nomaco-10]

37. One rational person in a sea of insanity. They won't last long. n/t

[Quantess]

125. Other FReeps are actually agreeing with this loon?

I was wondering if the author was possibly a secret DUer being as ridiculous as possible on FR (a DU troll). It's just too wacky to be believed.

But you're saying the other freepers are going for it? :crazy:

[TornadoTN]

129. That's pretty tame for Freepers, to be quite honest

The one "rational" Freeper in the first reply is the EXTREME minority and they'll eat him alive for speaking out that way.

[Orsino]

22. 14) And everyone who made fun of us in elementary school will be *sorry*.

Fucking childish. Fucking Red Dawn reenactors.

[LoKnLoD]

23. Shut off your internet accounts....

2) Make every effort possible to spread poverty. You read that right. live a minimalist lifestyle. Stock up on canned food and preserved freezer food;

Hope this includes shutting down your DSL accounts so you can't spread your hate and psychotic ramblings anymore!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

55. If they move to the woods they'll be to far out for DSL..

Satellite would be about the best they can do. However most Freepers are probably still using dial up connections and TRS80 computers.

[Viking12]

199. That would explain the 1996 interface they've got over there

[CoffeeCat]

24. So, they're all paranoid and canning their food....

...like a group of crazed weasels--but they were fat and happy with the outright dismantling of
our Constitution and the erosion of our civil rights--during the Bush years?

These people are so fucked up beyond belief.

I share many of their concerns. I do think the economy will completely tank. The credit bubble
hasn't burst yet, and when it does--it will be brutal.

However, we didn't hear one damn complaint from them when Bush took Habeas Corpus away. These
assholes defended Bush as he illegally wiretapped and went around the FISA courts. Not a peep
when Bush legally defined an "enemy combatant" as someone who "speaks out against the US government."

When the Bush Administration was ignoring subpoenas, reading our email, relaxing regs that allowed
this economic meltdown---where in the hell was their paranoia and outrage then? Stupid fools.

No President--Bush or Obama--should abuse their power.

Suddenly, these wussies are hiding under the bed with their canned spinach. Now they're paranoid.
Now they're concerned. Now, they want to hide in the woods.

It's impossible to take these mouth breathers seriously. One minute they cheerlead a President
who destroys democracy and our Constitution--just because that President belongs to their
political party. They defended the destruction of our democracy during Bush. Defended it!

Now, they're all patriotic and stuff....so concerned and so determined to expose this oppressive
government for what it is! Oh the humanity!!

What a bunch of complete fools.

[RichGirl]

51. What you said.....

[bushisanidiot]

60. Freepers are, and always WILL be "party first" over country.

they are party first over their own families, over their own God, over their own mothers.

[JohnMcCant2008]

25. 6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere,

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky ideology. We need to teach the ignorant EVERY CHANCE WE GET.

6.1) Actually read the aforementioned Constitution.
6.2) Comprehend the "separation of Church and State" bit.
6.3) Cry and realize we are trying to uphold a failed ideology.

[DeschutesRiver]

106. And these idiots were promoting Palin, who either hasn't read or can't understand the Constitution

how stupid is this? Nobody could teach Palin what the constitution meant; these freep fools who don't understand it either would only spread more Palinesque misinformation.

However, they are about to embark on a path that will make them both isolated and shortly thereafter, irrelevant to the rest of society. That is a good thing to come from this nonsense.

[busybl]

179. this idea could actually start a new profession

a guy could hang out on street corners and charge for reading it to them.

[TwilightGardener]

27. How the hell do these nutbars think Obama "stole" the election--is that the

most egregious case of projection ever? No, freeptards, that's YOUR party who does that.

[driver8]

35. Yeah -- he stole almost every state!!

Pretty amazing, when you think about it...

These people are absolutely insane!

[randr]

28. Rather than sticking their collective heads in the sand

they should just leave them firmly stuck up their asses.

[boobooday]

31. Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers.

Then go out of business. That will show them! Starve and seethe!

[nomaco-10]

32. They're just proving in print what we already knew...

They are full fledged LUNATICS. And these people claim to be the "real" america and the true patriots of this country.

Hey freepers, I heard walmart is a having a big sale on canned spam and powdered eggs. Go knock yourselves out, you idiots.

[TwilightGardener]

42. I really wish they would do this--while the rest of America goes about its

business and leads normal lives, they are welcome to eat canned shit and live like frightened vermin. That's pretty much what they deserve.

[Dawgs]

33. "DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS."

Does that mean they will stop driving on our roads, or give up social security, or not accept help from the police or fireman?

[Renew Deal]

65. Will Joe the Plumber get off of welfare?

:shrug:

[ladywnch]

113. hey, he paid into welfare......he is just trying to get his money back!

[Terran]

79. or accept any federal aid after the next hurricaine

flattens their town...?

These people are such IDIOTS.

[Tutonic]

173. My thoughts exactly. These idiots are hilarious.

[Courtesy Flush]

34. NOW they decide to go GREEN. sheesh! n/t

[Dawgs]

36. Anyone watch SouthPark last night? This guy is the one that built the bunker.

WTF!!

[Ichingcarpenter]

38. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good and everyone ended up at the hospital

Obama supporters from over celebrating and getting alcohol poisoning and republicans
from failed attempts of suicide.

Haven't like SP lately but this one was OK.

[olkaz]

39. This guy ACTUALLY BELIEVES he is John Galt.

Non-stop laughs.

[Blue_Tires]

40. yeesh...i got to stop reading FR quotes...

i've been reading way too much paranoid negativity and violent fantasies online since the election...all because some people don't want to stand when a black man enters the room...this is just wearing me out...

[zulchzulu]

41. 14) Learn how to make a noose so you can hang yourself and your ilk n/t

[spelldmilk]

43. Holy Crap. This is just crazy talk! n/t

[yardwork]

44. Does this mean that the Freeps will give up their social security and disability checks?

That's going to be a major hardship for most of them. Some of them might actually have to get jobs.

[nomaco-10]

45. Don't forget to build those separate shacks for the women folk...

for when they're menstruating. Oh, excuse me, I didn't mean to offend you. I mean when they are "unclean" and must be kept away from the rest of the family.

[Cali_Democrat]

46. They want to drop out of society and move into the woods?

Oh. My. Gawd.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

47. They

are really going to make baby Jesus cry. Yes... all Freepers start walking into Federal buildings acting like the numbskulls that you are. Pretend to lose things.

That's the way to be patriotic.

Maybe if you leave the "bunker" (really it's just Mommies basement.) and do some community organizing you can grow up and be SOMETHING.

(I detest these mindless idiots.) :eyes:

[Alter Ego]

48. Ah, the ravings of lunatics.

I hope they realize that all this is empty rhetoric.

[pipi_k]

49. I support them 100%

In fact, I'd like to see land set aside for their exclusive use...

like....North and South Dakota...the Badlands of New Mexico....hell, maybe Sarah and Todd would even consider walling off a part of Alaska for these fruitcakes so they can "live off the land" and homeschool their kids and drive around on dogsleds and just be Mr and Ms Independent.

When they start whining for help from the government because their little rebellion failed, we just stare right through them like they don't exist.

If they want to come back to civilized society, they have to sign up for mental health counseling first, and be deemed rational enough to return.


Yeah...I could deal with that....

[busybl]

180. oh not South Dakota

It's too beautiful to waste on them

[slampoet]

50. "pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash"

Hasn't any Freeper even seen "It's a Wonderful Life?"

[DBoon]

54. So they want to live the Unabomber lifestyle?

they really are a bunch of loons

[bushisanidiot]

56. They should all be locked in a room, each with a gun and a note saying

"one person in this room is gay, another is muslim, another is an illegal immigrant".

there wouldn't be anymore freepers.

[Ozma]

73. What a wonderful idea! Heavens to Betsey how could I be so mean as to

like that idea.... only one Freeper left ...after they all kill themselves.

[pipi_k]

89. aughhhhh...but even one left

is scary....!!!!

wouldn't they start multiplying again?

You know...like a slime blob that gets bigger and little pieces fall off as it rolls around the countryside?


:scared:

[Vinca]

57. 13) Stand in line no longer than 8 hrs. for the next computer gaming system.

Idiots.

[YOY]

76. Don't insult Gamers.

Really.

[FatDave]

130. Seconded. (nt)

[nxylas]

58. Shoudn't they have been doing all that stuff anyway?

I mean, if you don't believe in guvvament, then why does it make any difference whether McCain or Obama won? :shrug:

[nomaco-10]

67. They've just been waiting for someone to lead them out of...

wilderness at freeperville, or rather lead them into the wilderness in this case.

What a bunch of idiots. They're just embarrassing themselves at this point, even though I have to admit, it is entertaining to watch.

[codjh9]

59. 'Money will feed the marxist beast', and the 'alinsky' form of govt. .... whoo-boy they're nuts

[Renew Deal]

61. I think some of these are very good ideas for them.

1. Yes, he perverted it by signing onto Bush's bailout plan which your guy supported.
2. Driving yourself into poverty is a great idea. More resources (oil, food, textiles) for everyone else.
3. Like you were paying as much tax as possible before? :rofl: You Joe the Tax Cheat wanna be's will make good filler for Bush's privately run prisons.
4. A legion of idiots raising new legions of idiots. See 2 and 3 (Still plenty of room in those prisons).
5. Please pull your money out of the bank. Your irresponsibility and panic is what caused this crisis. BTW, it's your guy that nationalized an insurance company and wants to invest in the banks.
6. You might want to read that constitution you're carrying around. Because Obama has figured out what Bush hasn't. The constitution is the boss. BTW, we're not the ones carrying around the Communist Manifsto. It's you.



7. lol, Good luck with that. It's liberals that create the businesses and the jobs. Also, how will you buy anything when you drive yourself into poverty?
8. You're finally going to get off of welfare like Joe the Freeloader? Great!
9. Please move into the woods. There's lots of hungry bears waiting for you. Also, now that Obama will have the powers of the Patriot Act, there will be nowhere for you to hide. :D
10. Finally, a good idea.
11. Even the feds have caller ID. Besides that...How does that reconcile with #9? That home schooling is working out great!
12. Here's your contingency plan: You lost. Get over it. You cowards don't have the guts to do any of the idiotic things you listed above. Why? Because you're do nothing, chickenhawk losers. You keyboard commando's talk a big game, but can't even move out of your mothers basements. You're not going to do anything because you're too lazy.

[nxylas]

68. I bet they'll do number 11, bigtime

Calling the federal government to whine is something even a Freeper can do, and doesn't require any courage or sacrifice on their part, just an obsessive personality, which they already have.

[LynnTheDem]

64. In a word...

MORANs.

[8 track mind]

70. I recently read

"the turner diaries". What an incredibly fucked up book. After i read it i didn't sleep for a few day because i could not believe a human being could write something so fucking vile, so insanely warped, something so hateful. Totally depressing..... It was beyond comprehension. When i read what this shit for brains freeper wrote, i get the same feelings all over again.

[LatteLibertine]

69. Bah

It's all talk. Just like all the Repubs that said they were leaving the country if Obama was elected.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

71. They left out:

1) Use only flat sheets. Make certain to fold corners in military square style. The lord loves the military.

2) Strike the letters O and B from the GOP dictionary.

3) Make sure to produce your own gasoline. Some of us live near oil reserves, we should dig our own secret wells and build our own refineries. Make the government beg us for our fuel!

4) Preserve all precious bodily fluids. Mandrake, where the hell is that check list?

5) Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!

6) Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

[MarthaMyDear]

178. Oh how I LOVE Dr. Strangelove....

...I have a hallway in my house covered in pics/posters from the film...off subject, I guess, but thanks for posting this dialogue...fits right nicely with the whole Freeper insanity!

[begin_within]

72. I say just let them wallow in it until they self-destruct

[Lilith Velkor]

74. Now all of a sudden they give a fuck about the Constitution?

:rofl:

[YOY]

75. 4) Homeschool your kids.

They're already abusing the homeschool system. Frankly, I think some legislation needs to be done.

They're doing a vast disservice to their kids considering most of them don't know what the capital of CAnada is...or that Canada and Mexico are part of North AMerica.

[pipi_k]

91. OK how's this for scary?

I met someone in a particular area of the country where Freepers are common who thought that New England was "across the ocean".

Seriously


And as far as knowing where Massachusetts was....this person had never even heard of it.


these people are actually walking around free in Society


:scared:

[yellowcanine]

77. Hmm. Freepers living off the land? Now that's funny. No portapotties, guys. Dig a latrine.

[cliffordu]

78. These nuts have been espousing 'spartan lifestyles' forever.

Maybe that's a condom.

Same thing.

[krabigirl]

80. cool, maybe they'll just hide in their bunkers for 8 years! Feel sorry for their kids, though.

[SoxFan]

81. I'm Dale Grible, and I approve this message

[blueclown]

82. What a bunch of morans.

[sofa king]

83. That's pretty much how I've lived for a while now.

Except I carry around a DVD of Duck Soup.

[Erin Elizabeth]

84. Buncha Timothy McVeighs in the making, eh?

Well, that is, if they actually DID those things. Which they won't. They love their video games and french fries and rub off magazines as much as anyone else.

[cyndensco]

105. ...Timothy McVeighs, Ruby Ridge, Waco....

[KathieG]

86. Oh lord. These people are all kinds of crazy.

[Nye Bevan]

87. What's this "zero" stuff?

Where did that come from?

[ladywnch]

116. it's going to be their pet name for Obama......'O'= zero.....get it? aren't they clever?

[Nye Bevan]

169. Thanks.

Utterly pathetic.

[pipi_k]

88. Oh yeah, and some other suggestions...

they might want to look into checking into the political leanings of various doctors and hospitals and stuff

just so they don't wind up getting medical care from some crazy liberal who wants to save their miserable lives

They better hope they don't need blood transfusions or organ donations too. I'm pretty sure blood and organ banks don't keep track of such information, and who knows...if they someday needed one of those things, they could end up being "infected" by a pint of LIBERAL TYPE A Postive....or accidentally get a Democratic heart or lung and then what???? They'd be forced to perform surgery on themselves to get the tainted organ out...

No problem, though...all that living off the land...killing their own food...they're gonna be pretty near experts on butchering anyway....

God, they won't even be able to trust their drugs anymore....was it a Democratic or Republican machine that stuffed the cotton into that bottle of Walmart brand aspirin?


Sad people, but the ones I really pity are their innocent kids.

[Ganja Ninja]

92. 15. Koolaid and rat poison make an excellent breakfast drink.

[LynneSin]

93. Do these idiots realize this was NOT a tight race

god, can't we just give them Utah and be done with it

[LaurenG]

104. As long as there's concertina wire around it so they can't get out!

Once they see how good it is they're gonna want to come back. :rofl:

edit spelling

[redqueen]

108. No. The Mormon guy I work with, whose wife was off yesterday canning food...

said it was a razor thin margin.

I had to chase him off by pointing out it was a bigger landslide than Reagan's.

They are beyond stupid.

[Sebastian Doyle]

141. Mormons have always done that food canning/storage thing.

The whole "Donner Party" thing was an experience they didn't want to repeat, I guess. It's probably a combination of that and the typical religious "end times preparation" thing.

I'm not from a LDS family, but we had two full freezers and a serious home-canned stash of food stored away. Not out of any religious or political paranoia, but probably just because my parents learned it from their parents, who lived through the first Bush Crime Family Great Depression.

A Mormon family moved in up the street and when the lady from that family saw my mom's stash her first thought was "oh you would make a great Mormon".

And she never stopped trying to recruit my mom until the day my parents moved out of the neighborhood. (which was due to old age and wanting a smaller place, nothing to do with the Mormon neighbors! )

[Left Is Write]

189. More than twice as many electoral votes and 6% more of the popular vote

is a "razor thin" margin?

Did these people have trouble with math in school?

[Ioo]

94. I knew they were in the stone age, now they want to act like it.

[LynneSin]

95. BTW for #8 - good, I'm tired of my tax dollars going to support red states

I don't know if anyone has the link or map, but it showed that red states are overwhelmingly 'welfare states' meaning they get more money from the government then pay into it. I think we should give these assholes what they want take let the blue money stay in our states. Of course we'd need a system for 'asylum' for our friends in the red state that are very blue minded - we should help those who actually understand the government.

[knixphan]

96. actually that would be a good link to have. Anyone?

[LynneSin]

99. I don't know where it's at but I remember seeing it a few years ago here on DU

but pretty amazing to see how the money flowed out of states like California, Illinois and New York and into the bible belt.

[redqueen]

111. Here's a chart... not a map but it's something.

http://democraticactionteam.org/redstatesocialism/index.html





Found a map, too:

[Mme. Defarge]

97. Maybe they should all pack up and move to

Guyana.

[workinclasszero]

98. Ah freepers clinging to their false god of hate and guns

No surprises here.

But damn to move out to the woods means leaving Moms basement!:rofl:

Can you imagine the psychic damage done to the poor kids, home schooled in the woods by freepers? :scared:

Sad....

[knixphan]

101. 12) Have a contingency plan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9R4t_Nwy5E

[renie408]

102. This would be really cool if they would actually do it.

I wouldn't mind all the freepers dropping out of society. I especially like the idea of them all homeschooling their kids. MY kids would greatly benefit from the removal of the kids who refuse to believe in evolution from their classrooms.

[eshfemme]

103. 13) Move out of America and renounce your citizenship

because there's no feasible way of removing yourself completely from the American government without leaving the country entirely and claiming asylum in some dictatorship.

[Virginia Dare]

107. Awww, they're going all Grizzly Adams on us...

buy bye freeps, watch out for the bears....:hi:

[YOY]

115. The poor bears...

Either due for being shot for simply being nearby them or at best horrible indigestion.

[DeschutesRiver]

109. The economy sucks, and for the last few months, all these freepers were already

pulling their cash out due to fear of bank failures, stocking their freezers in anticipation of price increases and job layoffs, getting more ammo for the time when you hunt to fill that freezer, working extra "Under the Table" because their dear President Bush was doing all sorts of stuff that seemed socialist to them, up to and including the Bailout recently, and carrying cash and buying gold because they fear another depression is on the way, after 8 years of their own republican rule. Not saying there was even anything necessarily wrong with any of that thinking on the face of it - we are in bad economic doo-doo, about to get much worse.

But the important fact is that none of these "steps" therefore are new - they are just being retread and rehashed to pretend to blame them on the election of Obama. They were firmly doing things like this for quite some time as a reaction to the failing economy. Probably the one new thing there I see is the homeschooling - and no, dumb people don't homeschool well, and their respective states will hold their feet to the fire on it, and most will give up that idea quickly (too much work to do it right).

I know simply brilliant home schooled children, but their parents were actually motivated by their desire for their children to achieve more than what is possible in an overcrowded public school - not homeschooling just because they are pissed off at an election result that doesn't reflect their race bias, and deciding to pout about it.

[busybl]

183. I don't know why they are stocking freezers

since they claim that Obama is gonna shut down power plants.

[DeschutesRiver]

191. right, forgot about the Obama mandated shutdown of the grid

but they will be okay for a bit, since most of them have a backup generator and big tanks of gas. Well, not the freepers who are still living in their parents' basement. I am surrounded by freeper thinking out here, and the ranches have uber tanks of gas just to run the equipment during normal times of harvest, etc, so that would give all of them a head start on canning.

But the gennys will give them enough time to put up all the freezer food and meat into their canning jars. I am but a normal independent voter who lives remotely, but I have a generator and a couple of tanks of gas just for power outages during heavy snow.

[DeschutesRiver]

192. right, forgot about the Obama mandated shutdown of the grid

but they will be okay for a bit, since most of them have a backup generator and big tanks of gas. Well, not the freepers who are still living in their parents' basement. I am surrounded by freeper thinking out here, and the ranches have uber tanks of gas just to run the equipment during normal times of harvest, etc, so that would give all of them a head start on canning that freezer stuff when the power shuts off.

I am but a normal independent voter who lives remotely, but I have a generator and a couple of tanks of gas just for power outages during heavy snow.

[K8-EEE]

110. "COUNTRY FIRST!"

Yeah, right.

Why do they hate America?

[Catherine Vincent]

112. Who is this "Zero"? nt

[YOY]

145. Apparetly an "O" looks like a "0" to them.

Really a stretch.

[changemonger]

114. This bunch of fools doesn't deserve the attention...

you're giving them.

Why so many posts about them and the links to that site ? This idiots are irrelevant.

[formercia]

117. Here they are:

[complain jane]

136. LOL in pic #3 the guy on the left's got a pill bottle or something

[tridim]

118. What if their "woods" catch fire?

Nobody will be there to help, and it'll be too late to pray for rain.

[smoogatz]

119. "Move to the woods"

Aw, fuck. Now the woods are gonna smell like freeptard.

[Oak2004]

120. This kind of crap makes it clear how very close freepers are to the white supremicist crowd

For those who can bear dealing with filth, I recommend browsing Free Republic, then browsing Stormfront. The similarity of content is stunning, and I would not be surprised if many who post on Free Republic also post on Stormfront.

The difference between the two is paper-thin, and extends mostly to the degree of honesty about what they are thinking. Stormfronters are happy to throw the n- word around, while freepers merely keep it in the back of their minds.

I am so certain there is an overlap of posters at the two sites I want to someday do the research to pinpoint who the two-time losers are.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

121. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

No more cruises to Alaska. Sorry Memphis, love your town but will have to cancel our vacation
there next year. As far as the new green economy looming ahead, sorry you won't be a part
of it.

Oh yeah, as far as getting out of any Federal programs, say goodbye to your SS and disability checks.

What a bunch of stupid, bitter, clinging idiots.

[Ignis]

122. "MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST"

Pure comedy gold! :rofl:

[Virginia Dare]

143. This from the bunch that paid for the first dude's spray on tans!

:spray:

[shaniqua6392]

123. They are going to homeschool their children??

They are not known as the most intelligent group of people already. I would hate to see them pass along their horrible grammar and spelling! They just can not accept the fact that all of these bad things that are happening in America are the fault of Bush and the Republican Party.

[formercia]

146. Pity their children......

having to grow up in that environment.

[izzybeans]

124. I thought the Unibomber was dead or locked up or something.

[ddeclue]

126. Apparently missing from their list:

1) Take your MEDs... these people apparently need to be on anti-psychotics or anti-hallucinogens.

:eyes:

[Jed Dilligan]

127. PLEASE FREEPERS, DO THIS!

You will not be missed. When you come out of your caves to bomb us we will have the AH-64's waiting for you.

[TornadoTN]

128. I'm all for #4 - get their kids out of the system

So we don't have to deal with their brand of "stupid" in the classroom. It decreases class size and teachers can actually be effective again.

I say go for it, Freepers.


Other than that, these people are insane.

[pirate_satellite]

132. Spread the poverty!

Maybe that can be Palin's slogan in 2012.

This is some great shit, picturing these guys spending the next 8 years on hold at the Smithsonian help desk "tying up Federal resources". Ha ha. I love it.

[Fire1]

170. STOP! LMAO!! I can't see to type!

[Lumpsum]

135. I wish there was a DU vs FR website.

Where we could all converge and engage in epic flame wars.

It'd be fun.

[FatDave]

140. talk.politics on usenet

Available through google groups. It's not as much fun as you might think.

[Sebastian Doyle]

137. Let me address Mr. Freeper's concerns, one by one.......

1) Zero's flaw is the fact that he had to use and PERVERT OUR CAPITALIST concept in order to attain power. It will be tough for him to admit it publicly, so we MUST remind him and his followers at every moment of this fact

If by "capitalist concept", you mean the economic disaster brought on by 28 consecutive years of reverse robin hood trickle down bullshit, then the "perversion" was all done by your party, Mr. Freeper. And....this is just a guess....since you're not living in a mansion and driving a Bentley, these policies haven't helped YOU either.

2) Make every effort possible to spread poverty. You read that right. live a minimalist lifestyle. Stock up on canned food and preserved freezer food

Anti materialism? You fucking commie! :rofl:

3) Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes. MONEY will feed the MARXIST BEAST, and it will be much harder for Machiavelli to impose on us if we dry his coffers faster. This is the "Poison Ivy" effect: the more you scratch, the more you spread the poison

Well, when the Great Depression that Bush brought on finally hits, and you lose your job at Wal Mart, you can not pay taxes all you want, I guess.

4) Homeschool your kids. This is going to be so hard to accept, but we need to make our schools victims of low attendance. We can't let this indoctrination continue

MY KIDS WILL NOT BE TAUGHT NOT TO HATE, GOD DAM IT !111!!!11!1!!1!

5) Slowly pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash, and Zero won't be able to use the banks against us, as he seeks to nationlize the industry. Make him use someone elses money (liberals) to nationalize it

Way ahead of you there. Stick with the credit unions.

6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere, along with Karl Marx and Alinsky ideology. We need to teach the ignorant EVERY CHANCE WE GET

And just as it is with the Bible, you'll carry it everywhere, but never actually fucking READ it.

7) Make every possible effort to do business ONLY with like minded thinkers. This goes with maximizing poverty, mostly on their side

Well, I've made it a policy to NOT do business with people who think like you for years, so I guess all 12 of you asshats will have to keep them in business.

8) DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET INVOLVED IN ANY FEDERAL PROGRAMS. Get out of those you currently have. Zero will begin a "tax-credit" program for your personal items, and this will be a ruse to inventory us. Keep the Feds as ignorant of us as possible

Does that include the VA benefits that are paying RimJob's medical expenses?

9) Where you can, try living off the land. Anything to avoid commerce that can track us and tax us. Help your neighbors learn to plant. Urbanites need to consider moving to the 'burbs. Zero likes cities. These places are easy access for Feds. This is a big country. Move to the woods. Make him have to come to you.

Sounds like a commune to me. And if you live in a commune, wouldn't that make you a....... COMMUNIST !11111!!!!!111!

10) USE CASH ONLY WHERE POSSIBLE

I agree. The credit card industry - ran by Republicans - is evil.

11) Call the Federal Government. Call for the the most minute things. The Feds have to do way more than they normally do. Complain, Complain, Complain, daily, hourly. Do the same at Federal buildings. Walk in on your free time. Forget what they told you? Lose what they copied for you? Go to a different representative. WE ARE PAYING FOR THEM TO BE THERE, MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOB!

But if you call the Federal Government, then "Zero" is going to have your phone number. And no that pathetic "caller ID block" from the phone company isn't going to work, as it doesn't with 911 emergency dispatch. And besides, didn't you say you were trying to avoid all contact with the Federal Government? So which is it, you fucking moran??

12) Have a contingency plan.

What really sucks about this is that great American corporations will fall. I love Dodge/Chrysler :(>, but I love my kids much more. I want a future for them.

You mean that Dodge/Chrysler that was made by a German company? Or an older one that was made by the Welfare Queen Lee Iacocca (given welfare by your messiah, Ronald (6) Wilson (6) Reagan (6)?

Suggestions are gladly accepted. We need this on flyers we need to pass around and we need to abide by these codes. Let's suck him dry before he sucks us dry. C'mon FreePers! We can do this!

I'm not even touching the "let's suck him dry" thing..... :evilgrin:

[anneboleyn]

138. This guy really has a thing for inappropriately placed semicolons

[FatDave]

139. Ooooh! Let's all be right-wing separatists!

Gee, didn't see this coming. Haven't seen right-wing separatists since Clinton.

[pamela]

147. #7 works both ways, freepers.

We're about to undertake a big home-renovation. One of our biggest projects will be to replace all of our carpet with hard-wood floors and replacing our kitchen and bathroom flooring. I headed out to the local, family-owned flooring business in our town last night and turned around when I saw the huge (hugh) McCain sign they had displayed.

[kestrel91316]

148. Well, that will solve the Social Security problem if all the RWers simply

refuse to accept it when they become eligible. And I trust they won't be buying any gas, because that generates taxes for the feds.

[PatSeg]

151. Well we KNOW Joe the Plumber

won't be accepting Social Security, right?

I've never known a right-winger who didn't accept Social Security when they became eligible.

[PatSeg]

149. An updated version of the same old paranoid survivalist

mentality that has been around forever. I think there are people out there who would use any excuse to feel threatened and persecuted.

[pnorman]

152. And if THAT fails, go to Plan B!

(Found that on DU a while ago).

pnorman

[Cleita]

153. I hate to say it but some of his points made

sound like us seven and a half years ago. Karma paying a call I see. :rofl:

[KoKo]

193. Ha....I thought the same thing!

:hi:

[YOY]

155. PERMANENT FREEP FACIAL REACTION TO DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY:

?w=500&h=374

[TheKentuckian]

156. Their nutbar home schooling is a bad idea for us to allow

we have a responsibility to the country and the world as a whole to at least dilute the stupid of huge chunks of the next generations. They simply produce too many kids to write off otherwise we'll have like 200 million utterly cave dwelling cretins running amok. It would be like a massive version of "The Hills Had Eyes" or something.

No way, no how, no Freeper home schooling movement.

[pipi_k]

158. Can't we just take care of that problem by

throwing whatever passes for anti-viagra into their drinking water?


Or maybe we could reprogram them ("A Clockwork Orange") into thinking that various forms of food make dandy sexual partners....


:evilgrin:

[roseBudd]

159. Maybe they can join up with PUMAs

[loyalkydem]

160. Check out some of these comments

To: Jolla
he ran against the constitution

To: prismsinc
13. Be prepared to engage in disruptive, non-violent, legal civil disobedience (checking with attorneys first), such as tying up the phone lines of INS/I.C.E. (and their “Bureaus of Regularlization” which will inevitably be established) with time-wasting stupid questions and requests, when Obama/McCain move to legalize millions of (to-become Democrat-voters) illegal aliens, so that their documentation within the bureaucracy can be slowed down or stopped and they won’t be granted their amnesty documents. Move on the state level aggressively to enact state laws which will deny benefits, drivers licenses, residence, etc.

To: Jolla
This man has been elected President of the United States in a free and open election. Support him until he goes against the Constitution.

Open and free my ass. The most massive Democrat vote fraud in history. The election is NOT legitimate.

As the liberals said for the last eight years. "Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." Let's all get patriotic!!!

That one is my favorite by the way boys and girls


To: Jolla
I respectfully disagree. Alinskyites are cheaters. Zero stole this election.

Oh my god, did I read that right? I may be blind in one eye, but he thinks we stole the election (Dies laughing)

But my favorite of them all

To: prismsinc
I agree except where is says “no federal programs.

Tell me, what would happen if 60,000,000 Americans just quit working, quit producing, called Democrat congress every day ranting and raving about how you want all your needs met! Welfare! Mortgage payment! Best food! Best health care!

And a massive amount of the revenue stream dries up cause we were not producing. Bankrupt the Socialists.

Their system only works when the producers agree to produce and then give up their money to the takers.

I’ll tell you what - supply and demand. Overwhelm the supply with our demand.

After about 2 years,

It. Would. Collapse. The. Government.

And eternally expose Socialism as an unworkable theory once and for all.

[Hippo_Tron]

161. Sadly this actually sounds like some stuff I've read here

It's written in a left wing tone instead of a right wing one but it's equally nutty.

[vademocrat]

162. Ha ha - they're too selfish and self-centered to actually do this -

Re: # 6 - I've carried a copy of the Constitution in my bag for at least 6 years.

Re: # 11 - The federal gov't is going to be quite busy without their help - cleaning up after the rethug's mess..

Unfortunately, I work with a bunch of these people and they're driving me insane this week with their mutterings and whispers.

[Danger Mouse]

163. #20 - Hold our breaths till we turn blue if Zero (wtf does that even mean)

doesn't do everything we demand that he does!!! :cry:

[hexola]

164. Funny how they are getting all "constitutional" after two years of shitting on Ron Paul

Doesnt that whole thing sound a bit Paulian?

[baldguy]

165. I hear there's a nice plot of land in Guyana called "Jonestown" that's probably available.

[Why Syzygy]

166. This is encouraging! Did JTP write this?

They do need to go live in the woods. And from THERE they can call DC HOURLY. :rofl:
Starving themselves is fine with me too. As someone who has suffered real hunger under the Bush administration, I welcome our freeper whack jobs to join me.

Someone tell them to also .. NEVER go to the Doctor. Do not support health care!
If they get ANY federal assistance, give it away. Send it back! That'll show 'em.

This also assumes they won't be using any energy or consumer goods. We can use the 20% increase in available supplies.

And the best idea ever! Yes! Keep those brats at home so they won't be around torturing our kids.

[chappydog26]

168. Wow, first Freeper post I've read entirely

since becoming a DUer. I caught the drift that they were pretty damn stupid over there, but holy shit this one takes the cake! Better call the guys in the white coats if these assholes wander through the woods and into the backyard. :yoiks:

[joop]

171. also the 1st freeper post for me to see

you guys have always said they're batshit crazy but I refuse to follow a link.

This is pretty spooky.

I do have to say, though, if they're like the wingnut people I have around me, they are already homeschooling because GOD FORBID anyone, anyone, anyone have any influence over their kid's minds other than them.

Can't expose them to radical thoughts of inclusion and acceptance, you know.

[ellisD]

172. trying to use cash isnt a bad idea

not cause the government tracks all your purchases lol because VISA/MC transaction fees tend to hit local mom & pop business alot harder than large corporate stores - that's why liquor stores try to charge $.50 fees for credit transactions, even though its a violation of VISA/MC merchant agreement and also illegal in many states...

[gmoney]

174. What happened to buying a pool table to improve hand/eye coordination for shootin' them firearms?

after buying eleventeen guns

[Warren DeMontague]

175. I don't know if there's a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHmbulance big enough for that crowd!

[progressivebydesign]

176. " I love Dodge/Chrysler >, but I love my kids much more" .. so much so...

that I'm willing to have them live in a house with nothing but 10 year old canned goods, homegrown turnips, and corn cobs as toilet paper. Now THAT is love!!!!

Those people are batshit crazy. The funnies thing of all... is that the people in power in the republican party, and the talking heads like Limbaugh and Hannity, must laugh their fucking asses off at those idiots!! These wingnuts on FR, are going to be living on canned beats and roasted squirrel, while Limbaugh, and McCain, and Hannity, are attending swanky dinner parties with DEMOCRATS and eating lobster and drinking martinis and good scotch.

they don't get it, do they? They don't know that the republicans in power and in the media would have nothing to do with them.. they don't respect them.. they laugh at them.. and frankly, I think they're frightened by them. Hey Freeps! Your heroes hang around with other rich people! They read your crazy-ass posts for entertainment!!! LOL :rofl:

[gulliver]

177. Fess up. Which DUer infiltrated freerepublic to post this?

That's just mean. Some of them are dumb enough to do this stuff. It's like telling them to move out of the country in every way but physically.

Go back on FR and admit what you did. Don't pick on them. Be nice!

[Touchdown]

182. This one's going to crash the economy with his KFC salary.

"5) Slowly pull your money completely out of your bank. It will reduce the harsh effects of the crash, and Zero won't be able to use the banks against us, as he seeks to nationlize the industry. Make him use someone elses money (liberals) to nationalize it."

Why do I always think of the big guy on LOST when I read Freepers?:shrug:

[busybl]

184. every once in a while I wonder

what people like this look like. Then it hit me....watch Jerry Springer!

[Dem2theMax]

185. 6) Carry a copy of the U.S. Constitution with you everywhere

They wouldn't recognize it if it bit them in the ass.

:rofl:

[POAS]

186. Zero???

What happened to respecting the Office of the President?

[Left Is Write]

188. That's apparently only applicable if the president is a republican.

They sure as hell never respected Bill Clinton as President.

[POAS]

190. Exactly

To them respect is NOT earned it is a right of ones political viewpoint. Theirs deserves it, all Democrats don't simply because of the D behind their name.

The "office" deserves polite respect. The person sitting in it must earn it.

Obama understands that, Republicans never did.

[madmom]

195. "give up federal programs"..ain't gonna happen, then they'll have to get a job!

[lumberjack_jeff]

196. Good for them. Two reasons.

a) It's the environmentally sound thing to do.
b) I rather fancy his job.

I'm also glad he's going to give back his social security and his child and earned income tax credits. Doing your part to reduce our deficit? Clueless basement guy, I salute you!

[OwnedByFerrets]

200. "Do everything possible to minimize paying any federal taxes."

Like the bastards dont do that already.

[Left Is Write]

201. These people fully supported the Patriot Act and Patriot Act II...

and NOW all of a sudden they're worried about the government keeping track of them?

Does Not Compute.