Prop 8 Needs to be taken Further - Why Stop With the Gays!!!!!!

[Ioo]

So I was thinking about how the Mormons want the US to be all faith based, so I would recommend you call congress now and urge them to pass the The "If you are going to use faith to take away rights, then lets go all the way" ACT of 2009

I wrote this as a joke, and I hope you all see it as such, it is meant to be offensive and crude. It is also to help me deal with how pissed I am!!!

The "If you are going to use faith to take away rights, then lets go all the way" ACT of 2009

Also know as the IYAGTUFTTARTLGATW Act 08

Section One - Virgins (DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21 SEE BELOW)

In the even that a marriage is preformed, and at the time of first sexual intercourse the female is found to have engaged in sexual activity before that moment she is in violation.

- She is to be stripped up due process and her rights under the constitution removed. She is to be stoned to death within 72 hours. The husband has the right to throw the first stone. All her stuff is now his.

Section two - Sex out of Wedlock (DEUTERONOMY 22:22 SEE BELOW)

Given that marriage is defined as one MAN and one WOMEN it is illegal for a person to engage in sex with a person that has not been fully documented by the process of Marriage. As a bonus, because they can't get married, all gay sex is illegal.

- He/She is to be stripped up due process and her rights under the constitution removed. He/She is to be stoned to death within 72 hours. The husband/wife has the right to throw the first stone. All /his/her stuff is now his.

Section three - NO Divorce Ever (MARK 10:1-12 SEE BELOW)

Under no circumstances shall divorce be granted on any grounds. Done, you married her, you married him. Deal with it, you said "til death do you part, you may want to think about that"

Section Four - No Sloppy Sex LEVITICUS 20:18 SEE BELOW

A man is not,under any circumstand to preform a sex act on his wife while she is in menstrual bliss.

- If reported, BOTH are to be stripped up due process and her rights under the constitution removed. BOTH are to be stoned to death within 72 hours. All stuff is now anyones.

Section Five - Fuck the brothers of your dead husband (MARK 12:18-27 SEE BELOW)

If the female of the marriage has failed to bear a child for her husband by the time he dies, the female must, at her own expense have sex with all his brothers until she fruits. If and when she has birthed a child, it is to be given all her dead husbands things.

Section Six - Testicular Protection Clause (DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12)

Also know as, "Keep your chick off my nuts" clause

If while in a confrontation with another male, and the female of one of the two males comes to her husband and masters aid by grabbing the scrotal sack of the other opponent

(a) Stop the fight
(b) carefully remove the hand from the balls of the male
(c) Cut off her hand
(d) Show the one handed female no pity.

DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
13 “If any man takes a wife and goes in to her and then turns against her, 14 and charges her with shameful deeds and publicly defames her, and says, ‘I took this woman, but when I came near her, I did not find her a virgin,’ 15 then the girl’s father and her mother shall take and bring out the evidence of the girl’s virginity to the elders of the city at the gate. 16 “The girl’s father shall say to the elders, ‘I gave my daughter to this man for a wife, but he turned against her; 17 and behold, he has charged her with shameful deeds, saying, “I did not find your daughter a virgin.” But this is the evidence of my daughter’s virginity.’ And they shall spread the garment before the elders of the city. 18 “So the elders of that city shall take the man and chastise him, 19 and they shall fine him a hundred shekels of silver and give it to the girl’s father, because he publicly defamed a virgin of Israel. And she shall remain his wife; he cannot divorce her all his days.
20 “But if this charge is true, that the girl was not found a virgin, 21 then they shall bring out the girl to the doorway of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her to death because she has committed an act of folly in Israel by playing the harlot in her father’s house; thus you shall purge the evil from among you.
22 “If a man is found lying with a married woman, then both of them shall die, the man who lay with the woman, and the woman; thus you shall purge the evil from Israel.

Mark 10:1-12
1 And he arose from thence, and cometh into the coasts of Judaea by the farther side of Jordan: and the people resort unto him again; and, as he was wont, he taught them again.

2 And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him. 3 And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you? 4 And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away. 5 And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept. 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female. 7 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife; 8 And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh. 9 What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

10 And in the house his disciples asked him again of the same matter. 11 And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. 12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

Mark 12:18-27
18 Some Sadducees (who say that there is no resurrection) came to Jesus, and began questioning Him, saying, 19 “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that IF A MAN’S BROTHER DIES and leaves behind a wife AND LEAVES NO CHILD, HIS BROTHER SHOULD MARRY THE WIFE AND RAISE UP CHILDREN TO HIS BROTHER. 20 “There were seven brothers; and the first took a wife, and died leaving no children. 21 “The second one married her, and died leaving behind no children; and the third likewise; 22 and so all seven left no children. Last of all the woman died also. 23 “In the resurrection, when they rise again, which one’s wife will she be? For all seven had married her.” 24 Jesus said to them, “Is this not the reason you are mistaken, that you do not understand the Scriptures or the power of God? 25 “For when they rise from the dead, they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. 26 “But regarding the fact that the dead rise again, have you not read in the book of Moses, in the passage about the burning bush, how God spoke to him, saying, ‘I AM THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, AND THE GOD OF ISAAC, and the God of Jacob’? 27 “He is not the God of the dead, but of the living; you are greatly mistaken.”

LEVITICUS 20:18
18 ‘If there is a man who lies with a menstruous woman and uncovers her nakedness, he has laid bare her flow, and she has exposed the flow of her blood; thus both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
11 “If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, 12 then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

[rurallib]

1. I have a foolproof plan to stop gays totally

since most gays are born of heterosexual unions, such unions must be made illegal. That will slowly rid the world of gay people!