How bad are the riots in your city?

[volstork]

They are so bad in my neighborhood that they have knocked all the leaves off of the trees. I went to the store yesterday, and ALL the cranberry sauce is off of the shelves! It is mass hysteria here, I tell you!

[jonnyblitz]

1. you haved it wrong. the riots were to occur if Obama lost,

according to the wingnuts.

[colonel odis]

6. i was informed by a friend tuesday that there were going to be riots if they won, too.

just like how they burn cars when a team wins the world series.

in nashville there haven't been any riots as far as i can tell. however, word has it that freepers are stocking up on cheetos so they can use magic cheeto dust to protect themselves from turning gay, socialist, and black.

power consumption in parents' basements is skyrocketing, too, they say.

[prolesunited]

19. Yep

Somebody at work told my husband that they worried about him going to Grant Park because of the riots that were going to take place.

The crowd was the hugest, happiest, most joyful one I have ever seen. As we were all leaving, strangers were high-fiving each other and every once in a while, spontaneous cheers would arise and move through the crowd as if it just dawned on us again that we won.

It was awesome.

[Terran]

26. Riots were scheduled

no matter who won. Didn't you get that memo??

[GreenPartyVoter]

34. Well, no riots but some isolated inicdents of vandalism

[grace0418]

43. No it was going to happen either way according to many freepers. Plus they were going to

be immediately turned to communist Muslims, have their guns and their life savings taken away, and be forced into having both an abortion and a gay marriage. What else am I forgetting?

[treestar]

46. We would be closing their churches, rounding them up and

interning them, ultimately turning them into soap.

[grace0418]

51. Ah, yes, how could I forget? My to do list just keeps getting longer.

:)

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

68. How could you wash with soap made from Freepers?

It's a logical impossibility. Something can't make you dirty and get you clean at the same time.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

59. Actually, on the local news here (Chicago) they were saying riots if Obama won or lost.

[donco6]

2. There's a big flaming ball in the sky here.

:scared:

[LynnTheDem]

12. Really bright, round and yellow??? Sorta looks like a sun???

We got one here, too!

:scared:

[donco6]

16. It's gone nationwide! ZOMG!

What's next? Frozen water falling from the sky?

[LynnTheDem]

22. HOLD ME, I'm fwightened!!!

:scared:

[myrna minx]

38. *I* have frozen water falling from the sky!

:scared: The signs and portends are *gulp* EVERYWHERE.

[LynnTheDem]

54. OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!

We are so screwn!!1!

[eridani]

71. One HELL of a lot of water here today in Seattle, not frozen n/t

[knixphan]

37. big one here in CA. And it's generating heat.

[windbreeze]

3. They're so bad in my town that

the swat teams are running around like the Keystone cops trying to find them, the local turkeys have fallen dead, and all the pumpkins have turned into pies...wb

[slampoet]

9. pumpkins have turned into pies....oh that's a sure sign of Obama, .....hmmmmm pie.

[windbreeze]

35. and at my house

you get real whipped cream...with that pie......mmmmmmm

[BlooInBloo]

4. The 10,000 gazillion black folks who forced Prop 8 to win came to Seattle....

and stole all of our white womens!

:rofl:

[cali]

5. bad. One of Mr. LaCrosse's cow was wreaking havoc after

she broke out of the field yesterday.

[debbierlus]

7. I whole huge pile of rotting pumpkins composting in a pile at the recycle center

[eridani]

72. A little seasonal half-haiku

Even on the compost pile
The pumpkin smiles

[Historic NY]

8. the freepers have littered the countryside with Kleenex.....

and Mcloser signs.

[TexasObserver]

10. Yes. They're everywhere! Just like Rush and other nuts said they would be!

Oh, the humanity!!



My favorite was "they're rioting if he wins, AND they're rioting if he loses!"

[Barack_America]

11. Video of RIOTS in my neighborhood!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUX9RgAllY

They held up the trolley! ZOMG! It's lawlessness 4 blocks from my house! If you don't hear from me in 5 minutes, they've probably gotten me...

[Patiod]

14. You lie! There were riots in your neighborhood Krisit!

Well, more like Center City.

And a week ago.

And not for Obama.

And mostly white people.

But still.

[frickaline]

13. Oh the chaos

My city:

[volstork]

25. Frickaline, you need to WARN us

before you post such GRAPHIC pictures! Please be more considerate next time!

[frickaline]

27. I'm sorry. You are right to be upset.

I should have been more considerate about posting that vicious bloodbath!

[surrealAmerican]

32. Oh, no. They painted the trees!

[azmouse]

15. It's a laugh riot in my house.

Can't stop laughing about McCain losing.

[Arkansas Granny]

17. Around here, large groups of men have taken their guns

and large amounts of food (and liquor) and have headed to the hills.

Oh, wait. What's that you say? Saturday is opening day of deer season?

[Earth Bound Misfit]

36. DUzy...

[zulchzulu]

18. I had to swat a fly yesterday and there was a long line at a local cafe

Other than that, my dog was barking at squirrels this morning when I walked her. If this is any indication of what we're headed into...

[ogneopasno]

20. The Dairy Queen closed and boarded up its windows! They put a sign up saying "See you in 15 weeks,"

but clearly, that is just a front. They're only trying to protect themselves. Either that, or maybe they straight-up went out of business because of the Obama election!111!!!!1!111

[SoxFan]

21. My cats were scuffling in the middle of the night

But that's just Pippy being Pippy, I suspect...

[Javaman]

23. The line at starbucks this morning was horrible. Like 2 or 3 people in front of me!!!

I mean I actually had to wait!!! The music coming from all directions, people barking orders, sugar and milk spilled every where, it was mayhem.

everything seemed to calm down after I got my cup o'joe, funny how that works.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

24. There was fireworks!

I live outside of a town of less than 1000 in a deep red county in a blue state. Obama got 35% of the towns vote, but on election night Obama supporters set off fireworks in the street.

[Nia Zuri]

28. They've imposed marshmallow law here!

[CitizenPatriot]

29. I live in a (now!) blue county in a red state

I heard some car honking, fireworks, and singing. It was weal weal scawy.

the next day, my postman, who is african american, rang my bell to hand me my mail and he smiled the secret Obama supporter smile at me, REALLY big.

It was scawy to see happy people.

[pdxmom]

30. Here is how bad they have been in Portland:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbEA5ue2Be4

Stop the madness!!!

[armed_and_liberal]

31. The mannequins at JC Penney's have a blank stare!

They have been that way since Wednesday Morning. They just seem so lifeless and hollow now!

[msallied]

33. I was told by a libertarian friend that I wouldn't be able to go out in public the day after...

Because black people would be partying in the streets and would shoot any white people they see. As it so happens, I went out and wasn't shot by a single black person. In fact, some of them were actually working. :eyes:

[colonel odis]

39. a friend just told me that the black people who work for him aren't all that happy

about obama winning because obama is of african heritage. therefore, black folks in the south don't really care that he won.

i guess my friend doesn't have a television or internet connection. or get outside much.

[cemaphonic]

40. Oh man, they got you too?

I have a very long, very tree-covered driveway. Guess what I'm doing this weekend?

[ChiciB1]

41. Living Down Here In The South... Florida AND Yea HE WON, There Have Been

some extremely mean spirited "wing-nuts" who have been saying they want to make Christmas ornaments of Obama being hung by the neck from a tree!

Boy did I ever BLAST the person who told me!! I also told them, if it's EVER done... THAT PERSON can be thrown in jail!

Couldn't help myself. I'm one of those "kill 'em with kindness" people, but I became IRATE & UNGLUED!!

What ingrates!!

[a la izquierda]

42. According to my husband...

there was a big-ass thunderstorm in Oklahoma on Wednesday Hail and everything.
















Oh wait, Oklahoma is the most conservative state in the Union you say?
Figures.

[grace0418]

44. The riots were so bad in Chicago that it actually looked like people crying tears of joy

and hugging each other.

[The Magistrate]

45. Just Knocked A Tree Down At The End Of Our Block Here In Chicago, Ma'am

Small boys are clambering all over it! The horror....

[sufrommich]

47. I've heard reports of rioters burning huge piles of leaves! In their

own yards! Is it a secret sign? Pagan ritual? ! Oh, the humanity!

[tigereye]

48. he he he

:rofl:

more like dancing in the streets, actually...

[MsTryska]

49. Pretty bad here...

I got attacked by a very angry white man the other day. He seemed quite hysterical.

[uppityperson]

50. It is flooding here from the rain pouring down stopping all the fires.

I'm not sure it is safe to go out yet, but I must! I am out of Cheetos! omg

[old mark]

52. Worst of all, here it's NOT DOING ANYTHING!

it's a really warm but cloudy day and nothing special is happening at all.

We do have some pumpkin pie left, though.

Maybe I'll just go have some.....


mark

[DainBramaged]

53. They stole all the garbage off the streets in my neighborhoods.

[auburngrad82]

55. Not too bad. I'm having a blast. Need help turning over cars, though

Can't do it all myself...

[Elwood P Dowd]

56. Students rolled Toomers Corner after the election.

Don't know how many, but there was a story about it in the O-A News.

[auburngrad82]

58. It's harder to roll Toomers Corner now

When I was there (back in the day) there used to be a lot of lines crossing the intersection for the traffic lights. Last time I was there they had replaced the lines with poles and the TP didn't hang on them as well.

[Meshuga]

57. All the defenseless white women in my area had a backward "B" carved on their faces

It is pretty scary.

[jmm]

60. My city's been pretty quiet since

all the morans emulated themselves to prove conservatives are the smart.

[Jed Dilligan]

61. People are so hysterical here, they caused the cloud cover to dissipate,

that's why it's a beautiful sunny day.

[tledford]

62. Greensboro, NC is burned to a cinder. 260,000 people dead. eom

[Epiales]

63. Mom put her foot down and all the Freepers are sorting socks

and bringing up all of their dirty dishes.

But as soon as they're finished...

[Window]

64. Just terrible in my neighborhood. People happy, laughing, crying, praying, greeting one another

with joy. All colors, nationalities, etc. Just overjoyed with rioting.

Oh, and the fireworks...beautiful.

[TexasObserver]

65. I saw a couple of angry 75 year old white men ride past on a Rascal they had boosted.

The McCainiacs are on a rampage.

[TxBlue]

66. ROTFLOL ... More like RIOTOUS JOY!! JOY!! JOY!!! in our home

[busybl]

67. all the 10 for $10 items are gone fron the store.

[SwampG8r]

69. msr swampg8r was prepared to be ravaged

when no one showed up
ihad to ravage her my own damn self
she insisted on being ravaged!

its been 3 days and i need a sammich bad

[piesRsquare]

70. Speaking of pumpkin PIE (since it's been mentioned in this thread)...

...I think this is funny (in a kinda cute and charming way):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhDpITCt4bU&feature=related

[bluetrain]

73. Well, I live in LA and, actually, the riots have been pretty intense. Perhaps, you live in a magical

land without homosexuals who have just been denied civil rights by inane ballot initiative.

[Cali_Democrat]

74. Dogs and cats living together!!!!

Mass hysteria!!!!