What transition scandal should we make up?

[Kelvin Mace]

Since the Bushies accused Clinton staffers of trashing the offices, stealing furniture and turning Socks the Cat out on the street, all of which were complete fabrications, what transition atrocities should we invent and accuse Bush staffers of?

Then again, after the vandalism to the country, the Constitution, the economy and basic human decency, what's left?

[WeDidIt]

1. All of the "O" keys were stolen from the computers

:evilgrin:

[KansDem]

3. How about the "zeros?"

They kind of look like "Os" but the symbolism would be delicious!

[Lorentz]

6. That doesn't make any sense.

The W keys were removed as a statement about Bush's inheritance of the White House and the political unoriginality of his policies. What does removing the 'O' key mean?

A better scandal that would tarnish the Bush Administration is if they removed the K, F, and C keys.

[Lorentz]

8. The could also switch the 'B' and the 'S' keys.

[WePurrsevere]

2. I don't think we'll need to make stuff up... the real stuff will be plentiful.

;)

[Kelvin Mace]

7. I know, but hat's the challenge

to come up with something more outrageous than the truth.

Really, really hard.

[Bright Eyes]

4. Pieces of a shredded Constitution were found all over the White House.

[randr]

5. Faux news posts largest profits in history

Spreading lies and hatred becomes very profitable for frightwing network.
Faux executives consider starting up 2012 Campaign for Palin later today.

[JP Belgium]

9. Osama Bin Laden found in a basement cell - they forgot all about him - nt

[Kelvin Mace]

11. That's semi-believable

[JVS]

10. Discovery of White House dog-fighting ring.

[Bucky]

12. Bush left dried boogers under the Oval Office desk

See, it's gotta be something people can believe.

[RagAss]

13. Barney left behind...BITES Joe Biden in the ass !