Caption Contest: What are Obama and Bush thinking but not saying about each other?

[ddeclue]

:rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

1. I can't bee-lieve we're wearing identical outfits!!!!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

11. Obama: "The difference is, I make this look good."

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Obama: "I'm taller, I'm smarter, and doggone it, people like me"

channeling Al Franken as Stuart Smalley!

Bush: "I need another drink"

[begin_within]

3. O: "Great. He's drunk off his ass and leaning on me." B. "Where the hell did he go?"

[ddeclue]

4. Bush & Obama: "What an ugly tie he's wearing"..n/t

[LiberalinNC]

5. Obama "Idiot"...W "I look pretty damn good having horrible approval ratings".

[MadBadger]

6. Bush: Maybe if I touch em....I'll get some special powers too...(Insert Jon Stewart Laugh)

[YOY]

7. O: "Keep smiling. He can still start WWIII. Keep smiling..."

W: "Did I rememberifiy to addicate coffee to mah wiskey this mornin'?"

[Catshrink]

8. Bush: Hehehe...I've never been this close to colored folk before.

[CrispyQ]

9. It had to be said...

[polly7]

12. Ok now .........

coffee burns coming back up through the nose. LOL Obama's ears are cute, endearing and yes, a little big, but then, perfection is over-rated. Funny cartoon and thanks for the laugh. B-)

Hey wait, they're smaller than Dubya's. They just stick out a little further. :7

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. ok

[greenbriar]

18. OMG Obama can stand with his arms to his side

bush still looks like a dumb ass who has stiff arms

[polly7]

20. I wish the camera had caught their feet .

looks like Barney might be chewing on one of Bush's legs.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. "Haven't you got some brush to clear or something that I won't have to untangle?"

[EastTennesseeDem]

14. W: "Between you and me, yer not really gonna prosecute me are ya?

O: "Uhh...well...hey! That's a nice garden!"

[Ashy Larry]

15. Obama: "He's still touching me isn't he?

Or, "You too close man! Too close!" (like this: http://www.truveo.com/Dave-Chappelle-Show-Making-The-Band/id/868310156)

[struggle4progress]

16. GWB: "Look! Me! Decider Guy! Heh heh heh" ... BHO: "Michelle was right: I'll just be nice" ...

[Lucky 13]

17. Barack: "This muthafucker is totally hammered."

Bush: "I'm the awesomest. (hic)"

[spahhh]

19. like mah smirk?

[Youphemism]

21. Pretty much what you'd expect...

O: Let's see... Need to talk to national security for update on Iran and Iraq. Need to get latest figures on bailout and map strategy. Need to get budget estimates and choose treasury secretary...

B: Laura slept in this morning. I hope my socks match. I think I want some kiwis with dinner tonight.

[jillan]

22. Please hurry up and take the picture - I really didn't want to be seen in public with him.

[Blasphemer]

23. Obama: "Thanks, I'll take it from here"; Bush: "mmmmm..... donuts....." nt

[DearAbby]

24. B*...."I touch touchy touch touch"

Obama ....."someone make him stop touching me?"

[Lancer]

25. W: If I smile and act all good like, maybe he'll give me a pardon

Barack: He's asked me that every day for the last week. Srsly.

[ddeclue]

26. B: I'm goin' back to Crawford..good luck cleaning up THIS mess.

Obama: Oh hell no!!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

27. Bush: "Hey, Quick, Take A Picture. I'm Standing Next To President Obama!"

Obama: "No you can't have my autograph George".

[frickaline]

28. George: "I wonder if he'll let me hold his hand"

[crossroads]

29. Don't touch me bro!!!