And when is Cheney giving Joe Biden a tour of the bunker?

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

" And over here, Joe is where we keep the Turbo 4000 Industrial shredder."

" Here's the Rec room. This is our Wii Waterboard. I am leading the in-house competition, but it's all friendly, heh heh.
Now this here is an "inversion bar". Nothing better for circulation and sleeping comfortably."

"This is the "spare parts" area - batteries, a few extra transplant hearts, you know the drill."

" The pictures? Oh that's a few of the guys and me from the Energy Hearings in our Outward Bound Bonding Exercises. See that poor bastard? He failed the "trust us" fall backwards drill and went 2000 feet into a crevass. Hah! He actually "trusted us"! can you get over it? "

[annabanana]

1. Oh... the Evil Dick is taking the bunker with him. . . . . n/t

[Sarah Ibarruri]

2. LOL! Yep.

Biden had better come armed with a truckful of floral spray, plus a representative from each type of religion to bless that demon-infested place.

[Jennicut]

3. You know Biden is wondering what exactly Cheney is hiding in the basement

I personally would be creeped out by that house and would seriously consider an exorcism.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

6. I would exorcise it definitely! I'd have it checked and double checked and triple checked for bugs

I'm SURE the Bush administration will leave it and the White House bugged for the Repukes.

[cliffordu]

4. Two men enter: one man leaves.....

[Ikonoklast]

5. "Mr. Cheney will be here in a few moments."

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

7. Ha! Dick "Nosferatu" Cheney nt.

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

8. Polling question : which middle name do you prefe in a candidate: Hussein or Nosferatu? nt.

[monmouth]

9. Irish Catholics, when moving into a new home, often have the

priest do a blessing of the house. Might be a good idea....

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

12. I sincerely (no cynicism at all) think that might be in order. nt

[jazzjunkysue]

10. The mother ship will beam the coffin, the alien dirt and the regenerator up

using the next natural disaster as cover, so we won't be tipped off in 2 years when the next imposter is inserted into the GOP campaign.

[rdmtimp]

11. Joe's probably waiting for his HASMAT suit to get back from the cleaners...

...that's the only way I'd ever get close to Darth Cheney.

:scared:

[AlCzervik]

13. What about the man safe, was that a special order based on Cheney's measurements

or is it a one size fits all?

[Elidor]

14. "And over here, Joe, in this corner..."

"This is where I kill people."