When is Bristol Palin's wedding?

[nomorewhopper]

I am very interested to witness the blessed nuptials of Bristol and Levi. I was under the impression that they were going to get married ASAP. I seem to recall something about the preservation of family values. Can somebody confirm the wedding date, and if possible, get me an invitation?

[FrenchieCat]

1. Odd. I heard Levi went out of cigarettes and

never came back. :shrug:

[MidwestTransplant]

10. LOL

[onefreespiritedchick]

25. LOL!

[mcctatas]

2. Never....

the only winner on team McPalin was Levi!

[rcrush]

3. If I were Levi

I'd be on a snowmobile to Canada right fucking now.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Don't hold your breath waiting for the announcement...

[Curtland1015]

5. Honestly, since Palin won't be the VP, hopefully they won't force their kids to marry now...

...sucks for them.

[tritsofme]

6. Not really interested in dragging some washed up defeated politician's kids through the mud

personally.

[Common Sense Party]

7. May I politely and respectfully ask: WHO THE HELL CARES???

I never understood the fascination with the sex life of teenagers during the primary and I sure as HELL don't understand any interest in it now. Why do you actually give a shit?

[CakeGrrl]

19. +1, even though I think the OP was being facetious...n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

20. Seeing as the chucklefucks have spent upwards of a Billion Dollars on "Abstinence only" idiocy

Yes, I think their hypocrisy is perfectly relevant, particularly since they want to make everyone else's sex lives a political issue.

[LynneSin]

30. amen!

my money is there will be a 'miscarriage' since I'm still not buying that Trig is actually hers.

[Mz Pip]

8. Since they can't park their trailer

in the driveway of the VP's house I doubt Levi will want anything to do with this.

[cornelio]

9. Never

I doubt she loves that guy.

[chollybocker]

11. Who will marry first? Levi or Charlie Crist?

The sanctity of marriage is on the line....

[DrToast]

12. The 5th of Never

[Lasher]

13. Right after Todd turns in the silk undies. n/t

[bridgit]

14. Send a little shout out!

http://www.state.ak.us

[Joe the Liberal]

15. I thought she was pregnant....

How far is she into her pregnancy? I wonder if they are getting married before or after she gives birth.

[GrizzlyMan]

16. I predict Gov. Palin will arrange a little "accident" on one of the oil rigs for Levi

And that will be that, as they said in Goodfellas.

[Monk06]

17. I wonder if Todd's PU went missin while they was lower 48'n. I'd check on my SnoMo too if I was him

[Blue Belle]

18. I heard they're registered at Neiman Marcus...

Baby's 'R' Us and Coastal Farm & Supply. If you're in a pinch, I think they just narrowed it down to places that won't sell birth control but will let you buy beer underage.

[Elwood P Dowd]

21. Bubba's Bait and Gun Store next week.

After the ceremony, they will all go out and murder a bunch of whales and wolves. Lots of fun - you betchu'.

[pa28]

22. I got an invitation.

It's for November 31st. I can forward cash money, connoisseur wines, heirloom gifts and quality unused clothing to the parents of the bride but the honor of my presence is not requested. :(

Sorry . . . I'm getting all choked up right now, love is just so damn beautiful.

[Raine]

23. Never

that's not going to happen, I would bet on it.

[nomorewhopper]

24. empty promises, for the sake of politics

[quantass]

28. Exactly!

The entire McCain campaign has been running on this kind of gimickery all year long...this is just another feather in the cap

[TheKentuckian]

26. That probably went the way of the dinosaur about the time they decided they wouldn't get traction

on it for their lame campaign.

[DemBones DemBones]

27. I read that they will marry in June.

The baby is due in December, which could mean it will be born this month or in January rather than December. Babies rarely arrive on their due date and first babies are usually late.

I would guess that they are postponing the wedding until about six months after the baby's birth for various reasons such as Levi saving money from his paychecks to set up housekeeping and Bristol wanting to get back in shape before her wedding. Or maybe they just want a June wedding since that's the most popular month for weddings and presumably the weather in Alaska is better then, too.

It's not as if everyone doesn't know she is pregnant and unmarried so evidently they decided not to rush and try to convince people it was a seven month baby.

Pregnancy before marriage is an old tradition, as any genealogist can tell you. Records for past centuries always show a lot of babies born six or seven months after the wedding. People today may be more puritanical about premarital pregnancy than the Puritans were.

[demokatgurrl]

29. WHO CARES??????????????