Found this in the AZ Republic"Letter to republicans" Its great!

[azndndude]

Dear republicans,

I am sorry. I am sorry your team lost and the rest of America won with the election of a man you don't like. I would have thought you might have felt a bit of relief as well, since you don't seem to like George Bush very well and you never really liked Mr. McGrumpypants either. My mistake was that I thought you believed that the republican brand was not more important than this country. I was wrong.

I misjudged you. It's about winning at all costs and respecting your authority and patriarchal right to decide what's best for this country. We have rejected what you feel is your rightful ownership and as such have rejected you. You see us as just renters here who have forced you out and have taken control of your house and you don't want us to mess the place up.

I can understand. Empathy allows rational people to commiserate with even crazy people with delusional ideas. We must understand you to help provide solace, so I will give what I can in this message. So here goes.

I didn't know that when we elected Barak Obama we were electing a dangerous unpatriotic fascist socialist Muslim sent by the ghost of Saddam Hussein to bring down this country. I should have seen the the clues. He's a black man with a funny name and he went to Harvard so he's an elitist to boot. If I had just been more focused on the innuendos, the fear mongering, the people he stood next to in line at Subway I might have come to the same conclusion you did. But I didn't, and because of that I have rejected your authority and that must hurt.

Oh why of why didn't I listen to Jonah Goldberg?

I am soooooooooo sorry. Double secret sorry with no fingers crossed and whipped cream on top. So sorry I can't even express it without getting that spit-up barfy taste in my mouth.

So I will try to make it up to you.

I promise to use all the influence I have to make the democrats (inappropriate term) foot around the next four years so as not to offend you. I will keep an ever vigilant eye out for his Muslim friends sneaking into our government, Mini-marts, and payday loan centers. I'll be on the alert for school kids trading in their uniforms and baggy pants for brown shirts, and the inevitable persecution of conservative Christians by roaming bands of gltg atheist gangs. When I see a middle class taxpayer get even one tax break, I'll snatch that dollar away and immediately rush it over to the nearest homeless millionaire. When talk radio hosts need a whipping boy, I will call in and bring on the stupid so their audience won't feel like a bunch of monkies at a physics lecture. I will not sigh with relief in front of a republican like I did that historic night, and I will no longer burden you with things like facts, logic, or civility. I will bow my head to your awesomeness in shame because I know I have made a mistake. I put country first, and I should have just not fought you at all. I am but a mere squatter in your god's country, and he's coming back and he's probably (inappropriate term) just like you. So I promise to take care of this country even if Sarah Palin and the rest of you are raptured away to heaven with Ronald Reagan. I mean god. Same thing. In any event goodbye in advance, we'll miss you.

I hope this makes the next four years go easier. I know you don't want the president to fail and I know you don't want to see this country go to hell, but it would make you feel a bit better, wouldn't it? Just hold hands, concentrate real hard, and hope the republicans can find a way to monkey wrench this guy just like they did with Bill Clinton.

Patriotism is an over used word. Go Team, go brand, go republican!

clapclapclapclapclapclapclap!

With all the sincerity I can muster without laughing,

Vos!

[lamp_shade]

1. Very good. I enjoyed.

[deepthought42]

2. Awesome-ness!

Sounds like something somebody here on DU would write...