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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:45 PM Original message |
HuffPo: Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet |
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Lorentz (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. Obama doesn't steal your wallet -- your wallet steals itself to Obama! |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
2. Chuck Norris eats shit and likes it. He's that tough. |
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ej510 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. He has a brain the size of a flea. |
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salguine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:47 PM Response to Reply #2 |
25. Dude—I heard he shaves with a blowtorch and wipes his ass with 80-grit sandpaper. |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. That has been who is relegated to infomercial fame? Billy Mays is the informercial king |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
5. So, Obama and his boys pulled a drive by heist and hightailed it back to the |
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Thrill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. So in other words Chuck Norris is a selfish, self-centered jerk |
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rebel with a cause (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:21 PM Response to Reply #6 |
31. And a racist too boot. |
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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
7. If I ever meet Chuck Norris |
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tkmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
8. I'm guessing Bruce Lee gave him incipient brain damage |
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FKA MNChimpH8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:52 PM Response to Reply #8 |
39. No shit. In a shoot (real) fight, Norris wouldn't have |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:58 PM Response to Original message |
9. Silly Chuck, go die your beard some more |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:00 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Not even the rest of the Karate Kommandos. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
10. Sorry old fuck ! Pay that tax increase, Fool ! |
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budkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:30 AM Response to Reply #10 |
59. LMAO! Awesome. |
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npk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. Does anyone else see this as racist, rather than just absurd |
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political_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:13 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I thought the same thing. It looks like Chuck is threatened by a POC in power. |
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rebel with a cause (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #11 |
34. No matter who he had on his show.... |
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Warren Stupidity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
13. I can't wait to spend Chuck's money! |
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firedupdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
15. Fuck this little roach!! Reminds me of the post going around with |
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regnaD kciN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
16. As far as I'm concerned, Obama can steal Norris's wallet anytime he wants...! |
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RepublicanElephant (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:21 PM Response to Original message |
17. bruce lee schools chuck norris in economics... |
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Sebastian Doyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:22 PM Response to Original message |
18. You mean Chuck Norris actually does something worse than his acting? |
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Starry Messenger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:25 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. I know. I feel soiled and violated. |
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avaistheone1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. Poor, poor, poor Chuck Norris. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
20. Barack Obama doesn't laugh at Chuck Norris... |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
22. Pathetic losers can't even come up with any originality in their insults. |
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BlueIdaho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
23. Why oh why on God's green earth |
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Political Tiger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. He needs to stop using that cheap hair dye |
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Whoa20 (144 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
26. I bet this guy runs for office, |
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4lbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:58 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. How did Fred Thompson's presidential run this year do? |
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Whoa20 (144 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:04 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I actually think Norris would be a danger |
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4lbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:29 PM Response to Reply #29 |
36. Fred Thompson was a highly popular actor, and when he announced his run on the Tonight Show, he was |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. Chuck Noris is so transparent, Stevie Wonder sees right through him |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
30. Chuck, please prove to us |
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ecstatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
32. so says the Total Gym scam artist |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
33. ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
35. Norris should talk, his movies have been pilfering money from people for years now |
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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:34 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. ROFL - you got that right |
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ShadowLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-11-08 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
38. What's most ironic about 'wallet stealing' is according to politico the richest 5% supported Obama |
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Frank Booth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 02:34 AM Response to Original message |
40. I can't believe that so many people on this site would say such negative things about Chuck Norris. |
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sampsonblk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
41. He's an idiot |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 04:30 AM Response to Original message |
42. Huckster polled only 10% of GOP voters for 2012, so Chuckster's got no stroke. |
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CTLawGuy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 06:32 AM Response to Original message |
43. wow those republicans have sure figured us out |
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Ganja Ninja (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 06:37 AM Response to Original message |
44. Too late for that Chuck, Bush and the Republican's already have. |
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harun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
45. Why would he steal our wallets? Republican rule has left them all empty |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
46. Go ahead and fight it little man. |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
47. Doesn't Chuck steal your wallet with that pathetic piece of equipment |
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Alter Ego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
48. Chuck Norris: World's Biggest Retard. |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
49. Ignore this shit. |
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area51 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
50. stealing wallets |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
51. Who's Chuck Norris? |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
52. Who cares what you think, CARLOS? |
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SIMPLYB1980 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
53. LoL! Chuck Norris gets owned! |
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cooolandrew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
54. What is this guys problem it works in his intrest for the > |
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L0oniX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
55. Who cares what that shitty actor wannabe says. |
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tallahasseedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
56. Isn't he Walker Texas Ranger? |
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DeepBlueDem (433 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
57. STFU, Walker Texas Ranger.. |
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budkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
58. Chuck Norris should kick his own ass. |
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budkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
60. Walker Texas Ranger is the worst show in the history of television |
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JHB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
61. Chuck's been watching too many of his old movies. |
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Window (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
62. Fuck Chuck and Huck. |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-12-08 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
63. This'll help: |
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