Rebranding coal as an energy source

[zulchzulu]

OK. So many coal-burning power plants are trying to get more additions to them and can't wait for clean coal technology like carbon sequestration to come into full use.

So what about just rebranding coal.

Here are a couple quick radio ads:
MP3

Script:
In a world where we need new, cleaner energy sources that are all natural and make those gadgets we all love go, comes a new cool energy source.
LAOC! That's right! LAOC!
It's all natural. From the earth to you!
Imagine a World Powered by LAOC!





:sarcasm:

[leveymg]

1. We're all warming to the term, Clean Coal. Particularly, this guy (pic>)

[zulchzulu]

2. Why isn't that polar bear where the ice is? What a dummy!

:sarcasm:

That would be another ad.