So Palin says she's open to working with the Obama Administration... what position would be best?

[RollWithIt]

I'll open it up:

Ambassador to the Country of Africa
Special Council to NAFTA - Great Britain
Secretary in Charge of the Dirty Laundry
Advisor to the Assistant to the Assistant of Human Resource Management

[MNDemNY]

1. Human toilet.

[d_b]

23. Starring Rocco and Nacho

[lapfog_1]

2. Reverse Cowgirl? - n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

Yeah, that's pretty maverick-y.

[tledford]

46. You must be evil, because that's what occurred to me and I KNOW I'm evil. eom

[lapfog_1]

51. Yup, I'm one evil bastid!

:evilgrin:

I lack the "inhibition gene" that prevents most normal people from saying what they are thinking.

Fortunately, I have the "humor gene" that warps all such actions into attempts at being funny!

[SwampG8r]

110. oh my god me too

we should form an alliance like the super guys all do

The Brotherhood of Funny Smart Asses!
we could get spandex outfits like the mutants too!

[Whalestoe]

3. Fluffer.

[jobycom]

12. I thought McCain was going to be the fluffer.

Just trying to disturb you.

[Whalestoe]

35. YUM!

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Secretary of Pallin' Aound with Terrorists...

Someone's gotta make all them appointments...;)

[babylonsister]

5. Toll taker for a bridge to...somewhere? nt

[Mz Pip]

6. Official Moose Dresser.

I'm sure the Obama Administration is looking for one of those.

[hobbit709]

7. She could drive one of these

[AlCzervik]

8. pooper scooper and she'll be super!

[Hepburn]

14. GMTA!

:hi:

[Ian David]

9. Ambassador to The Maldives. n/t

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/11/11/maldives.president/index.html

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

10. Witchcraft Czar

Secretary of the Office of Neiman Marcus Liquidity

StAoRdAdH

[Marrah_G]

90. Sorry- I plan to be the Witchcraft Czar~

[Hepburn]

11. Dog yard clean up.

[Lucky 13]

13. Court Jester

The Obama's will need entertainment.

[livetohike]

32. Another vote for Court Jester n/t

[jobycom]

15. She could lead the search for the Real America.

If she found it, she might become a better person.

[Sanity Claws]

16. FDA lipstick tester

[mollymongold]

17. dept of waste

[Cleita]

18. Ambassador to Antarctica?

Lot's of use for snowmobiles there. Could keep the hubby employed as well. But don't let her have any guns. Those poor penguins have enough problems surviving.

[lib_wit_it]

120. Did you not see Sarah point out quite pointedly that "For those of

you who don't know, it's snow machine, not snowmobile!" Like she gets to dictate the language now. Travesty!

From one of the slew of recent blab fests. I think she was standing on some dock in the ice while the Tawwd took Greta Von Stalker for a ride.

[rateyes]

19. Wardrobe assitant?

:shrug:

[peace frog]

100. She's a "wardrobe failure"

Paging Janet Jackson!

[Joe Chi Minh]

20. Deputy Governor of Alaska

[mitchum]

21. Secretary of Stupidity

[xultar]

22. Secretary of Sit the Fuck Down and Shut the Fuck Up.

[Bolo Boffin]

29. And Undersecretary of We Got This. n/t

[rvablue]

59. You stole mine!! n/t

[woodsprite]

24. Chief bottle washer - since she likes to be in the kitchen so much. n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

25. Head of the EPA.

:hide:

[zulchzulu]

26. Her annoying voice could be used for interrogations of enemy combatants

They would prolly spill da beans.

[Milspec]

96. I thought that Obama

Was opposed to Torture

[Mrs. Overall]

27. She could be the new hypo-allergenic dog?

[MNDemNY]

34. Sarah can't be hypo-allergenic...

She makes me sick.

[Monk06]

28. Embassador to South Ubechastan.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

64. That is good

:rofl:

[illuminaughty]

79. Classic!

:rofl:

[Monk06]

81. South Ubechastan. IT'S NOT JUST A CONTINENT, IT'S A COUNTRY

[olegramps]

91. That is a winner!

[nightrain]

30. how about the Vanna White position, or would that involve too much thinking?

[John Q. Citizen]

31. She should lobby for a single payer fee for service non-profit health insurance system

and surprise the shit out of us.

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[SwampG8r]

111. we could give her grovelbots job

[CK_John]

36. On top. n/t

[HooptieWagon]

37. "what position would be best?" I'm guessing she only does missionary...

[SoxFan]

38. Skate sharpener

[TheKentuckian]

39. Yall are destroying me

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fluffer was the first and only option. Almost anything else might giver her a chance to speak and we all know I can't tolerate that.

[southernyankeebelle]

40. Ugh

President Obama to Pit Bull - Thanks but No thanks.

[dkofos]

41. She could train the interns to blow the president in the Oval office.

[Turbineguy]

42. Ambassador

to Elbonia.

[kittykitty]

43. Too many words! She knows it al! blah, blah, blah. Give her the hook!

[kittykitty]

44. Not to be catty, but she is wearing a fall (fake hair, wig). Her own hair around her face is

shiny, but the long hair starting at the top of her head is a slightly different color, and kind of dull. Guess she got it at the thrift shop in Wasilla, and not at Nieman Marcus.

[1Hippiechick]

65. Let's not split hairs. n/t

[Voice for Peace]

45. In charge of keeping Republicans too distracted and confused to do any damage.

[NoGOPZone]

47. Special Liason to the CIA. Her sole responsibility will be

to verify daily that she can still see Langley from her house.

[Every Man A King]

48. We can apply the way Alaska splits oil revenues

with the public, to the whole country. You know Socialism and all that ;)

[Lerrad]

49. Personal toilet cleaner. n/t

[foo_bar]

99. get in line behind Joe the Plumber

[Blue Diadem]

50. Official Russia watcher from Little Diomede Alaska.

She'd be required to be on guard there for 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year, which means she'd have to move there.

[mwooldri]

86. My thoughts exactly.

Unless she really can see Russia from her window at home...

[1Hippiechick]

52. Ball washer.....

golf ball, bowling ball, basketball, softball, football

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

72. rofl....

[rainbow4321]

53. Skip the dirty laundry secretary..she can't even track down her kids' underwear

There would be entire loads missing with her in charge.

[Saphire]

54. Foot stool

[SwampG8r]

112. or just stool

[Myrina]

55. Chief of WH Snowmobile Fleet - Repair and Maintenance

:evilgrin: What, the WH doesn't have a fleet of snowmobiles, you say? :evilgrin:

[meow mix]

56. do they need a chef down in nome?

she should be looking into it

[marlakay]

57. Have her spend time with Ayers so she can

find out all about his terrorism. Days, months, years....she will find out that after he grew up he is involved in good organizations now.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

58. Chief shoveler at the shitworks. n/t

[TK421]

60. I was going to say making coffee, but she would fuck that up too

getting Obamas bagel sandwiches from Dunkin Donuts? She can probably see one from the Oval Office!

[minnesota_liberal]

61. Special Envoy to Siberia

She could still see Russia from her porch.

[RollWithIt]

98. Nice one!

lol

[LynnTheDem]

62. FreeRepublic Spellchecker.

[D23MIURG23]

63. I'd make her Ambassador to Antarctica

Or assistant specialist of sanitation and hygiene for the first doghouse.

[seaker]

66. What position?

'Spread Eagle'

[kskiska]

67. Has she been asked?

[Left Is Write]

68. She thinks very highly of herself.

[Mid_FL_voter]

69. Governor of Alaska. Period. The end.

[Sanity Claws]

70. Ambassador to Somethin'stan

[DesertRat]

71. She should be ignored. n/t

[political_Dem]

73. The Whore of Bablyon.

:sarcasm:

[SwampG8r]

113. u sure about the sarcasm thingee?

[Earth Bound Misfit]

74. Special envoy to the Prime Minister of Canada...

Stef Carse

[busybl]

75. scullery maid?

[BuelahWitch]

76. Ambassador to Neptune

Tell her Jesus planted some people on Neptune but they need convertin' to Christianity. Then put all the hillbillies in a space ship (with lots of Bibles, of course) and give her a good send off. Hopefully Neptune is far away enough I'll never see that woman again in my lifetime. :puke:

addendum, keep Trig HERE and put him in a loving home. Let the rest of the dolts go.

[IDemo]

77. Polar bear census taker

[TheDonkey]

85. I'd love to see that.

[illuminaughty]

78. Ambassador to Yucca Mountain n/t

[Occam Bandage]

80. Reverse cowgirl. Edit: Damn. Beaten to it. By the second post.

What is it about that position in particular?

[SwampG8r]

114. i think its the total

lack of involvement (minus the obligitory)

[democracy1st]

82. She could call pick up basketball games in the White House

[WCGreen]

83. She is so arrogant to think she is even on Obama's radar....

I would have to think a major catastrophe, a natural disaster would have to befall the US before Obama would seek out her assistance in anyway, shape or form...

[Warren DeMontague]

84. Put her in charge of removing the creationist books from the Grand Canyon bookstore shelves

you know, the ones that say it was created during "Noah's Flood".

Then she can pass the word to the Park employees that they're allowed to discuss science again, since they've been prohibited from lecturing on the actual, scientific origin of the canyon for the last 8 years.

http://www.freeinquiry.com/skeptic/badgeology/grandcanyon/controversy.htm

[shaniqua6392]

87. Picking up the dog crap for the Obama's future dog?

Monitoring the temperature changes on the North Pole?

[Whisp]

88. Gaffer for the first movie about Obama.

[olegramps]

89. I would suggest that she turn tricks in the Lincoln bedroom. Those Arabs looked like potential johns

[dascientist]

92. doggie?

[Versailles]

93. Depooping the White House lawn...

Secretary of the 1st Canine's Feces

[davidpdx]

94. The Deputy Deputy Secretary of the Hall Closet

We'll give her a dummy (yes I mean a real dummy) and tell her it's her boss).

[NatBurner]

95. Chairman of The Joint Chiefs of Idiots

[palintology]

97. Toilet Lady.

[terrya]

101. Open an embassy in Antarctica. Send her as the first permanent ambassador.

[NatBurner]

102. Meth Czar

[Ganja Ninja]

103. Someone has to clean up after the new puppy.

:shrug:

[1Hippiechick]

104. As in, the First ALSO Super-Duper Pooper Scooper ? Also dontcha know?

[NatBurner]

105. Secretary of Saying Stupid Shit

[AtomTan]

106. Poet laureate?

Her speeches kind of remind me of Gertrude Stein.

"The change in that is that red weakens an hour. The change has come. There is no search. But there is, there is that hope and that interpretation and sometime, surely any is unwelcome, sometime there is breath and there will be a sinecure and charming very charming is that clean and cleansing. Certainly glittering is handsome and convincing."

[11 Bravo]

107. Ambassador Plenipotentiary and Minister Extraordinary to the kingdom of ...

Please Just Get The Fuck Out Of Here.

[LynneSin]

108. Someone needs to be hired to clean the bathrooms

although mind you, not the ones used by the Pres or VP. Perhaps the public bathrooms for those on tour of the White House.

[AtomicKitten]

109. She can keep an eye on Russia from her house.

[HannibalBarca]

115. Is it just me

or is anyone else completely bewildered about how such a non entity continues to enjoy such attention. She's "prepared" to work with the Obama admin? on what exactly???. This is truly amazing, I dearly wish she would just go back to her backwater and stay there.

[Warren DeMontague]

116. Put her in charge of the Department of "Faith Based Initiatives", then cut the budget to zero.

Give her a few "Veggietales" DVDs and tell her to go nuts.

[Tribetime]

117. on top of the flag pole so she can watch Russia

[Vinca]

118. White House kitchen chef de moose cuisine. nt

[martymar64]

119. Chief Suicide Machine Tester

[MoonRiver]

121. Sanitary Engineer

:thumbsup:

[sohndrsmith]

122. Not sure but Bill Ayers would be her boss. n/t

[Dukkha]

123. White House Bellhop

she already has the wardrobe for it. "Check yur bags guvner?"

[lib_wit_it]

124. Ambassador to H-E-Double-Hockeysticks.