When Joe Biden meets Cheney he sould bring?

[denem]

[Occam Bandage]

1. The hurt. nt

[PBS Poll-435]

2. Other

Holy water & wooden stake.

[Kool Kitty]

3. An axe.

[Jennicut]

4. An exorcist, body armor, garlic, a pistol, rope, a wire....anything to ensure survival

We need you Joe so be careful.

[ShadowLiberal]

5. Handcuffs, so he can make a citizens arrest

[ginnyinWI]

6. Hand sanitizer.

And use it liberally after they shake hands, then offer Cheney some and say, "you can't be too careful".

[sandrakae]

7. Ditto

[ACTION BASTARD]

8. Body armor with trauma plates front and double BACK panels

This arch-super villain is known to pull the trigger on any threat real or imagined.

CAUTION: Approach with extreme care, don't turn your back on it, show no fear nor bear your teeth at it. And, finally have a no bid contract in your back pocket in case it corners you.

[AndyTiedye]

9. Buffy

[mtnsnake]

10. He should bring all of Willard's hungry rats

Go get him! Eat him alive!

[msongs]

11. silver bullets, wooden stake? hmm hollywood version of course :-) nt

[booley]

22. Silver is for werewolves

It would be useless on on the undead.

Silly Librul!

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Antibiotics

[Maat]

13. Other - a subpeona.

Hubby says Joe should serve him papers - come before the Senate and tell all you know Dickey, truthfully!

He's such an optimist.

I say, "body armor."

[mwei924]

14. Bulletproof face mask.

[DefenseLawyer]

15. Open and utter contempt. n/t

[Tutonic]

16. Man has got to be FUNKY!!!! Been dead 12 times and revived...

You know something has got to be dead still.

[political_Dem]

17. Vincent Bugliosi and a cop to arrest Cheney on the spot. ;)

Edited for the sake of another idea which came to mind.

[RichardRay]

18. It.

We all know Joe the Veep has it, so he should bring it. In the unlikely event Cheney gets it, then it will save him. Far more likely, of course, is that Cheney will not get it. In that case Joe will bring it, to him.

[MadBadger]

19. The Constitution n/t.

[booley]

20. A cross, a stake and holy wafers?

Don't you need that to kill the undead?

[wileedog]

21. Lawyers, guns and money.... nt

[mb7588a]

23. Defibrillator. nt.

[silverojo]

24. A garlic necklace, bulletproof vest, and a bulletproof helmet

...if such a thing exists....

[quakerboy]

25. I don't know. Whats the SS mandate, given the situation?