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Thu Nov-13-08 02:18 PM
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President George W. Bush is on my tv. This is one of those days when I am stuck sitting at the other end of the room. Until one or more of my kids gets home, I cannot even get to the remotes, which are in view.
This is a form of torture. Please help an old man.
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H2O Man
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:20 PM
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| 1. Worse news. He'll be at your door in five minutes. |
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He wants to tell you about "terra."
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:21 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 04:57 PM
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| 16. Quick! Cover the floor in Jello, and set your couch on fire! |
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{thump-thump, thump-thump, thump-thump)
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:20 PM
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| 2. Close your eyes and take a nap |
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:22 PM
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tried to force myself to watch him over the years. But when choice is not there, it makes it hard to take.
January can't get here soon enough.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:24 PM
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| 11. I'll second that emotion. |
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:21 PM
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| 4. Pray for the spirit of Hellen Keller to temporarily possess you... |
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:23 PM
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:21 PM
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That IS a form of torture. I would recommending closing your eyes and singing your favorite song, as loud and long as necessary, until * is off the boob tube! :hug:
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:23 PM
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In many ways, of course.
It is bad enough watching the Sarah Palin express.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:22 PM
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| 7. He's on my tv, too, and for the life of me I don't know why I don't turn on a movie |
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At the beginning of his speech his jaw seemed to be in charge of him working from left to right like crazy.
But that's not what you want to read! It just ended, thankfully.
Anything we can do for here, just name it.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:24 PM
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makes me appreciate even more all that DUers did to elect Obama.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:23 PM
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| 9. Is there a loaded handgun within reach? |
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If so, shoot the television. You won't be sorry.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:26 PM
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| 13. For the first five years |
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that we lived here, we didn't have a tv. My wife thinks that television is poison, and more often than not, I agree with her.
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:31 PM
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| 14. dial 911, even they would understand.....this is a crisis |
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Thu Nov-13-08 02:40 PM
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Oh, thank you for that! I love it!
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Thu Nov-13-08 05:21 PM
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Help is hard to get sometimes :(
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