Obama team leaks Grovelbot for Secretary of Marijuana

[many a good man]

Obama May Be Considering Grovelbot For Secretary Of Marijuana
By: NY1 News

CNN is reporting that sources close to President-elect Barack Obama's transition team say DU mascot Grovelbot is one of several candidates being considered for secretary of marijuana.

However, a source close to Grovelbot told NY1 Thursday that the master fundraising machine has yet to be contacted about that, or any other cabinet position.

A Grovelbot spokesman told CNN any speculation about the icon having a part in the upcoming Obama administration should be addressed by his transition team.

The Obama team also mentioned Grovelbot as a potential vice presidential candidate but never actually discussed the position with it because it is incapable of responding to input.

Grovelbot is scheduled to appear all week on the DemocraticUnderground web site but will not be answering queries regarding nomination rumors.

[Sebastian Doyle]

1. Considering he can't smoke up all the stash

Grovelbot would be an excellent Pot Secretary. :crazy:

[smiley_glad_hands]

2. He could be the first openly gay memeber of the cabinet. eom

[John Q. Citizen]

3. I've heard rumors of a technically superior grovelbot with a built in vaporizer.

Any news on that?

[Wickerman]

4. All your stash are belong to us

that is all.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

7. BWAAAAAAAAA

:spray:

[many a good man]

5. Grovelbot has a spokesman?

Next thing you know he'll have a publicist and an agent. Methinks he's going the way of Joe the Plumber!

[silverojo]

6. Secretary of marijuana?

What's next, Secretary Of Xanax? Laura Bush would be great for a position like that, given her personal experience and all. :rofl: