Dear Governor Palin,

[kpete]

To: Governor Sarah Palin

Dear Governor Palin,

We the undersigned implore you to remain in Alaska (where your national security credentials are required to repel a Soviet invasion) and stop giving media interviews and press conferences.

Maybe you missed what was going outside your small circle of adoring fans but you and your team were soundly defeated in the 2008 election. Sensible citizens rejected your fear mongering, divisiveness, guilt by association and rambling incoherence in favor of an articulate leader whose vision has brought millions of people together from all walks of life.

Governor Palin, you had your 15 minutes of fame, and now they’re thankfully over. America has far more important things to do than listen to you right now. If, in the future, the war against terror or another political, economic, social or environmental meltdown demands the best mooseburger recipe, rest assured we will call you at 3:00 am (EST).

Until then, however, the best way to serve this nation you love so well is to just shut up. Enough already.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned
http://www.petitiononline.com/1113nov8/petition.html

[LynneSin]

1. WILL.NOT.SIGN

Keep the woman talking so we can make her unemployed NOT by 2012 by by 2010 and her governor re-election race.

[nichomachus]

2. Well, there might be unintended consequences

The more she stays out there, the more the other nuts in the GOP look better by comparison. I've already seen one story about Mittens as the "savior of the party."

If that Mormon fuck gets even near the White House, you can kiss your rights goodbye.

[LynneSin]

3. I hate to disappoint you but if EITHER of those fucks, or Huckabee, or Giuliani or...

a host of other repuke right-wing nut jobs get in the white house, I would assume the same exact thing of my rights. To be honest, my rights are pretty much hurting right now as we speak.

At least with Obama in the White House we can get all our progressive Supreme Court justices replace so they will be around for a few decades.