Captioning THIS photo would be like shooting moose in a barrel...where's the challenge?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[underpants]

1. ...and then Joe the Plumber....

[underpants]

2. Please Subway, I am available as a spokesmodel

Have you seen my work? It is very effective!

[underpants]

3. The campaign applause and worship is gone. No one buys her "flute recital" bit anymore

[Fridays Child]

4. If the Oklahoma panhandle was just this much longer...

...I'd divorce the First Dude and marry it.

[connecticut yankee]

5. Censored

I have a dirty mind.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JoePhilly]

6. Todd's "snow machine" is this big!!

[Fridays Child]

12. Yep, that's what she probably calls it.

His "snow machine." :rofl:

[Jackeens]

7. "And Germanyistan is just this far from Pakilandistan."

[blondeatlast]

8. Ddupe, too, also. Sorry. nt

[blondeatlast]

9. Y'know, Charlie, Wheel of Fortune I auditioned, yup, tape I made,

but challenged they rejected me coherent they said, yup, I wasn't enough, also, too.

(It's funnier if you think about it--something, what Vanna White never, ever did... was SPEAK)

[zbdent]

23. well, the picture is from when she was pointing to the puzzle ...

"Um, Ms. Heath, your other left ..."

"I'm sorry, I don't do left ... and it's MISS!!!"

[Youphemism]

10. "Now that I'm free of the McCain campaign muzzle, I'd like to introduce my invisible friend Rodney."

[TheDoorbellRang]

11. GA...RG licy tics odd

That's the caption behind her, anyway. :D

[JBoy]

13. Modelling the "invisible Rice-a-Roni" at Price is Right tryouts.

[PretzelWarrior]

14. and at Niemen Marcus I bought a flag pin THIS BIG

studded with diamonds, rubies, and sapphires and everything.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. "So I said, Joe, that really doesn't look like a pipe reamer to me"

[Barack_America]

16. "In my backyard in Ala-ska, I do Tai Chi while I keep an eye on that Putin".

[Blue_In_AK]

17. There are no words.

[scheming daemons]

18. "five........... five.............. five dollar foot-long......."

[ronnykmarshall]

19. This is how close Russia is to Alaska!

[zulchzulu]

20. Actually, if you read her palm, there is a big line crossing her heart line

She has a very severe heart line crossing her life line...

http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Palms

[Phx_Dem]

21. She looks like a flight attendant giving the emergency instructions.

Or a blithing idiot who has to use sign language because she can't string a coherent sentence together.

[texas1928]

22. "And then I took the Devil's penis like this."

"and not long after I was the GOP candidate for VP."