Extra questions on Obama's employment questionaire (funny stuff)

[scheming daemons]

Thank you for applying to join the Obama Administration. We have just a few remaining questions.

What is your middle name?
List all inappropriate jokes at which you have laughed. Specify whether the laughter was a) wholehearted, b) begrudging, c) ironic.

How many knives do you own? Please specify butter, ordinary, steak, machete switch blade or other.

Do you think you can play guitar?

Can you really play guitar?

Remember that night in college you'd rather forget? Tell us all about it.

Have you ever written a love letter. Please attach.

Have you ever gotten testy with the credit card company's support line in a way that, if revealed, might jeopardize U.S.-India relations? Please describe.

Do you possess any of the following obsessions: 1) comic books, 2) fantasy football, 3) video games. If you circled 2, please describe said fantasy.

In the following ink blot, do you see a) hope, b) change, c) the Obama campaign symbol d) President Obama's head carved into the side of Mount Rushmore, e) other.

How much hope do you have for America under President Obama? Please be expansive.

Have you ever been voted off a reality TV-show. Why?

In his/her adult life, how many times has your spouse been proud of America? a) 0, b) once, on Nov. 4, 2008, c) 2-6 times, d) every day or his/her life.

What's the worst thing you ever said in a breakup fight? Did you take it back? If not, can you please take it back now?

Have you ever sat in a sermon you regretted? If so, why did you continue to sit in the church or synagogue. What, you say it was a mosque? Please see form 13B-iii.

Do you watch America's Next Top Model? What do you think of that guy with the hair?

If Batman, Spiderman and Barack Obama got in a huge fight, describe exactly how the winner would use his superhuman integrity, intelligence, coalition-building skills and discipline to win.

Are you a) a lover or b) a fighter?

If a) how deep is your love?

If b) is Saturday night all right for fighting?

Have you ever failed to disclose something on a disclosure form (including this one) that could prove to be embarrassing? Why not?

Do you like it rough?

Are there any photos circulating of you: a) in compromising positions with men/women other than your husband/wife, b) in a turban or c) with President George W. Bush?

In this questionnaire, are you not not telling everything but the truth?

Are we cool? No, seriously, are we cool? I just need to know we're cool.

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