He's offered her the SOS position

[PretzelWarrior]

Bill Clinton, in a bit of whimsey has offered Hillary Clinton the honorary title "Secretary of Saucey". Former President Clinton stated he had thought long and hard about it, and decided now is a prudent time to increase the number of cabinet positions of their Chappaqua, New York home.

Previously, President Clinton had named their cat "Secretary of Cuddly" and their dog "Secretary of Dumb". This latest announcement is seen by many insiders as an indication Bill Clinton is ready to recapture the magic of their early years now that things in their life have settled down after a long and rigorous campaign for Hillary and later Barack for President.

[Lumpsum]

1. Oh man.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Arctic Dave]

2. I believe the dog will be much better suited for Secretary of Drooling.

IMHO

[HeraldSquare212]

3. No, no - it's the number of positions they take on their cabinets he wants to increase.

[PretzelWarrior]

4. yep. He's assembling his kitchen cabinet

I thought about "positions"...lol. but left that alone.

[HeraldSquare212]

5. What can I say, I go for the low-hanging fruit

[PretzelWarrior]

6. uhh...........I could say......oh, never mind. :)