Will Obama put McCain in charge of hunting down Bin Laden Monday?

[rurallib]

Remember how Johnny kept bragging how he knew how to get Bin Laden? Well, by golly, maybe President Obama will ask him to serve his country once more.
Give him a rifle, maybe a plane to crash and a team that includes Ollie North and G.Gordon Liddy. These were men that made it happen before for their country!
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Ian David]

1. It sounds like the plot for a movie with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon. n/t

[icnorth]

3. Vegas say the smart money

is on Mathau and Lemmon since they have moved on to another dimension.

[icnorth]

2. Now there's a squad

that would have Bin Laden quaking in his sandals.

[Occam Bandage]

4. Secretary of plan-having? Chief liason officer to His Friends?

[daninthemoon]

5. I've got you now, you wascally wabbit.

[Lerrad]

6. Maybe they should send Dick Channey in as well....

... with shot gun in hand.

[cliffordu]

7. ROFL. Best post of the day...K&R!

[seasat]

8. He'll chase him to the gates of hell but not Pakistan

Apparently Pakistan is worse than the gates of hell for McCain.

[IndianaGreen]

9. Obama will ask McCain as to his secret plan to catch bin Laden

and Obama will hear the sound of crickets.

[mac56]

10. The week after the Repub Convention, if McCain had taken a week off

...said "Sarah's running the show for a week, see ya'll later..."

gone out and used his super-double-secret no-fail plan to catch Bin Laden...

brought him back in handcuffs...

we'd be saying "President-Elect McCain" right now.

Dont'cha think?!

:sarcasm:

[Skwmom]

11. Why not. He has a record of making wrong decisions. The way it's going

he should fit right in.

[galaxy21]

12. It would be so great if Obama found bin laden shorty after he got sworn in

Just to rub it in the chimp's face.

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. McCain said he would follow Bin Laden to the gates of Hell

I believe Osama's been inside those gates since 2002. So what are you waiting for, Gramps? :evilgrin:

[rasputin1952]

15. At least he'd finally get some color, apparently AZ weather can't

do it...clown looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, he needs a tan bad...:D

[Sebastian Doyle]

16. Well, you really can't blame the guy for being afraid of the sun

Hell, he probably ran for President just so he would never have to live in Arizona again.

I love the state myself, but having 4 melanomas and a huge bulge on my face might change my mind.

[rasputin1952]

18. True...he was pre-disposed to the ca as well...

I don't wish that on anyone, certainly not fiend, nor foe, nor neutral...:hi:

[rasputin1952]

14. It'd be pretty tough if he flew in there...his record is not so good

as far as planes go...:evilgrin:

Besides, McCain can't find something to run a campaign on, how could he possibly find bin-Laden...:D

[treestar]

17. Yeah!

Then let McWar win the war for us, since he knows how to win wars!

:fistbump:

[jillan]

19. haha - good one!

[1Hippiechick]

20. Who is Bin Laden Monday? n/t

:rofl:

[MinneapolisMatt]

22. Relative of His Girl Friday?

:rofl:

[electricD]

21. McCain's new appt.

should be Secretary of Smelling Out BULLSHIT. I mean if he's so good at throwing it out there. I'll bet 1,000,000/1 odds he can definately sniff it out.

lol

[Soup Bean]

23. Benazir Bhutto on Bin Laden in a BBC interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIO8B6fpFSQ

I find this clip to be interesting. Look around the 6:00 mark of the vid.

[unblock]

24. he knows how to find him, my friends! he will catch bin laden! he knows how to do that!

:eyes:

[TexasObserver]

25. "John, I need your secret plan to catch Osama and to win both wars."