Did George Bush Fart on the World Stage?

[TheBigotBasher]

HE has been doing this for the last 8 years, but this time I think he actually did. Look at the body language of Merkel and whoever is behind our soon to be gone President.

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. worse than a fart - he took a huge dump on the whole world.

[TheBigotBasher]

17. Who is that behind him?

i thought I was good at International Politics but I can not recognise him

[evlbstrd]

2. He thought it was a fart.

At first...

[4lbs]

3. They know a stinking corpse when they see one.

n/t

[pokercat999]

4. From the look on *'s face it was smelly and WET...yuck

I heard a line from the movie "Bucketlist" discussing getting old "and you can never trust a fart".

[TexasObserver]

5. thought bubble above Bush: "Oops. I think that was a shart!"

[Kadie]

6. another pic from today...

maybe he is having a problem...


President George W. Bush presides at the start of the plenary session of the Summit on Financial Markets and the World Economy in Washington, Saturday, Nov. 15, 2008. At left is Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.
(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

10. loose Bowel problems? Perhaps due to excessive

alcohol consumption?

[Kahuna]

7. Oh boy! Make us proud till the end, chimpy..

:eyes:

[Beartracks]

8. An oldie but goodie.

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.

Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."

George W., ever the Texas gentleman, replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."

:silly:

[TahitiNut]

9. Merkel's saying "Keep your paws off me, you imbecile!"

:evilgrin:

[Tutonic]

29. haha!

[mmonk]

11. He just stinks period.

I can't fathom how any of the other leaders still stood up there.

[99th_Monkey]

12. DOCUMENTED FACTOID: BUSH LOVES TO FART. HE FARTS FOR ALL NEW EMPLOYEES - link

Just to see how they react. So your hypothesis is spot-on.
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_9415.shtml

[Hieronymus]

21. I remember reading that before...surely, arrested development.

[11 Bravo]

13. So he's not really bow-legged? It's just the load in his pants?

Suddenly, it all becomes clear to me.

[nichomachus]

14. "Start the washing machine, Condi. I think it was a wet one."

[dbonds]

15. Greaser

[LongTomH]

16. Compared to some of the things he's done on the world stage......

........his farts are among his more endearing features.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

By the way, Keith Olbermann did an hilarious feature on Bush's fart jokes - with commentary by Mo Racca.

[TheBigotBasher]

18. The man is a disgusting Monster

And Republicans demanded loyalty to the Presidency from Democrats. Hmm. Let us see what happens when the World meets a US President we an all be proud of/

[AlCzervik]

19. Is he touching the butt?

[TheBigotBasher]

20. It does also look like he is having a feel of Merkel.

One last cop of that before he leaves Office. I bet she hates him.

[Catshrink]

22. George W. Bush is a fart

a big giant burst of noxious gas that has been polluting the Earth for the past 8 years.

[Arugula Latte]

23. "Hey -- I didn't deal it -- Pootie-Poot dealt it! That's why I call 'im Pootie-Poot! heh heh heh"

[eridani]

33. He who smelt it dealt it

That rule is cast in stone.

[dipsydoodle]

24. Does he specialise in SBD's ?

Silent but deadly.

[TheBigotBasher]

32. Should they be counted as a declartion of war?

Kind of like having WMDs.?

[LongTomH]

25. Just for fun - go to YouTube and type "Bush Farts"

You'll get hundreds of hits! :rofl:

[alfredo]

26. imaged captioned

[TheBigotBasher]

27. So if he really does like just farting

he must smell like a Texan cattle ranch.

[alfredo]

28. No, it smells as if the gates of hell have opened.

[old mark]

30. George Bush IS a fart on the world stage...nt

[lutefisk]

31. It's the Bush Reverse-Midas-Touch in action. He's finally managed to turn himself into shit.

For so many years, everything he has touched has turned into shit. He has run out of victims and his "Reverse-Midas-Touch" has finally turned on its master. Junior is turning to shit . . . and apparently he smells like it.