---I need some humor today, anyone got anything funny to share??--

[1corona4u]

So sick of the fighting on this board. Let's have a few laughs, please.

[mmonk]

1. Feeling.

I got a funny feeling.

[Egnever]

2. I tried

it sank

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7873716&mesg_id=7873716

[1corona4u]

10. Great one!

[TheBigotBasher]

38. Not Quite I pushed it to the greatest page.

How about this one?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7874276&mesg_id=7874276

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Okay.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[rvablue]

4. The freepers were mounting a "counter protest" against the No on 8

rally in D.C. today.

I was hoping someone would go and come back with pictures of porta-potty brigades and misspelled signs.

Besides that.......I got nothing.

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. The only thing Freepers know how to mount is each other n/t

[rvablue]

17. That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[1corona4u]

13. HaH....

misspelled signs....you know they are/were there...:rofl:

[ogneopasno]

5. This shit cracks me up, every time:

www.engrishfunny.com (From the folks who brought you LOLCATS, only without cats, and making fun of bad English translations).

Also, whenever I'm in a bad mood, I think of this, although it's a little outdated now:

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html

And also (not to Palin-speak) outdated-but-hilar:

http://www.sremsarodnn.com/terrorism.html

These all make me go "snerk" quietly at my work desk. Uh, when I worked in an office.

[1corona4u]

15. LOL. speaking of Palin....

I was watching What Not To Wear last night, and Clinton Kelly was throwing out the womans clothes, and he said something to the effect; what is this; the Sarah Palin starter wardrobe, and something about it being worthy of moose hunting. I swear, I abot fell off the couch laughing...

[Mollis]

30. That's great

engrishfunny.com is hilarious

[azmouse]

6. This makes me smile:

[1corona4u]

16. Yeah, I like that one too....

[qwlauren35]

41. Awesome...

Props to the skinny guy.

[Catherine Vincent]

8. You may call it fighting but I'm laughing at you guys. nt

[Forkboy]

9. Dr. Tran!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI

If that doesn't work, try this. We have DUers who imagine are like this when DU is down. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWAuBULP7Go

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

11. Made a person of limited education/knowledge think

She dropped by just as we were looking at some political cartoons on the internet. She said "I just can't trust anyone named Obama-too close to Osama--and with a middle name Hussein--"

Before my husband could loudly inform her of our faith, I interjected, "Did you pick out your own name when you were a baby?"

She looked at me and said, "Of course not!"

I answered, "Then why are you criticizing the President Elect for his name? He had no more control over his name than you do of yours. Have you got any ACTIONS he's taken that you don't think are right?"

"Uh...no," she said. My husband then explained, in his best conspiracy theory voice, how Bush was responsible for 9/11---by the time she left, she'd decided that the repukes were shady characters at best, and that Obama should be given a chance.

Not a joke, but something that can give you some hope.

[struggle4progress]

54. I had no idea that SpaceCadet units were so easily reprogrammed

[ElsewheresDaughter]

12. ......

[1corona4u]

18. AHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahaha...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

OMFG....that is hysterical!!!!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

27. Haaack ppptttuu!

I forgot to spit

[PBS Poll-435]

14. A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are involved in a minor traffic accident.

The Rabbi gets out of his car first to assess the damage that the Priest did in this "fender-bender."
The Priest then gets out and asks the Rabbi if he is ok. They realize they are both unhurt and that the only thing that the accident has affected was minor damage to both cars.

The Priest checks his glove compartment to ensure that his $50 bottle of Merlot in not damaged. The Priest says to that Rabbi, "We are ok and I believe that God wanted us to meet today and share this wine."

The Rabbi agrees and grabs two paper cups while the Priest opens the bottle. The Priest pours the Rabbi a glass of wine and the Rabbi drinks it.

The Rabbi then asks that Priest, "Are you going to drink yours?"

The Priest says, "Yes. Just as soon as the cops get here and fill out the accident report."




:P

[mmonk]

19. Lol.

Good one.:spray:

[1corona4u]

20. LOL...

[Waiting For Everyman]

21. Here's my fave...

30-second Bunnies Theater

"...in which a troupe of bunnies parodies a collection of movies by re-enacting them in 30 seconds, more or less."

http://www.angryalien.com/

[1corona4u]

23. OMG...

Caddyshack....Christmas Vacation...Jaws....all I have time to watch right now, but I am going to bookmark it...funny stuff!!

[Waiting For Everyman]

25. The James Bond Medley is a good one.

Maybe it's just me, but Christmas Story gets me too!

[KathieG]

48. Those are funny...I loved Christmas Vacation and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[AspenRose]

50. Napoleon Dynamite!

:rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

22. It Wasn’t Me. It Was the iPhone.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=233&topic_id=6585&mesg_id=6585

[a la izquierda]

24. I have a really cool picture...

but I don't know how to post it. It's an Obama banner hung on the side of a discotheque in Guadalajara, MX.

[1corona4u]

28. Go to Photobucket, and set up an account, it's free...

then upload it from your computer, then once it's uploaded, click on the 'direct link' option, and copy and paste that link here...

http://photobucket.com/

[a la izquierda]

31. Thank you!!! n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

26. Here's one -

Sarah Palin, concerned with rising education costs, reportedly wants to limit Driver Education programs to Monday - Wednesday - Friday only.

Under her proposal, the cars would be used on Tuesday and Thursday









for Sex Education classes.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Waiting For Everyman]

29. Some more possibilities...

This has been around a while, but it's always good for a laugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

This is the cutest thing you'll see in a long time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcq93txBdtM

This one sneaks up on you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDJxSO0xX-Q

Or this might do it for ya.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yXqRiXMru0

And this is waaaayyyy out there! Porgy Tirebiter, just a student like YOU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKYyuXHMXIY

[a la izquierda]

32. Okay, here's a neat photo

The photo is outside a club called The Lobby and it says, "Obama is also cool". I don't know why "also" except perhaps that the people going to the club are cool?? No clue. But I liked the photo. Too bad there is sun glare...

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[PBS Poll-435]

35. Eh...You tried

:golfclap:

[AlCzervik]

34. old but hilarious-

i still laugh my ass off everytime i see it.

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/21318/detail/

[1corona4u]

39. Oh My Fricken Gawd.....

that is TRULY fricken hysterical!!! I have to bookmark that....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[AlCzervik]

40. glad you liked it, it just destroys me and how great was Begala?

[1corona4u]

61. He was funny! And he was just about the only one that looked

at Triumph!! Everyone else looked at the puppeteer.....not sure who he is, but his questions/comments are great! I have not watched Conan for years, but maybe I should stay up later!

[RufusEarl]

36. This was floating around earlier, made me smile!

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He finally approached the U.S. Marine that was standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay' , quietly, and walked away.


The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow, sir.'


Peace!

[Catshrink]

37. Christopher Walken

Reading Three Little Pigs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc&feature=related

And Jesse Jackson reading Green Eggs and Ham:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPxPciXcJvc&feature=related

[BeyondGeography]

42. The exploding whale

If only for the deapan delivery of the TV newsman, right to absurd finish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

[Duppers]

66. OMG ! ROFLMAO !

Funny as hell!

thanks.

[jillan]

43. This is just for you corona -

I never laughed so hard on DU as I did that nite :hug:

Sorry other DUers - just a little personal joke.

[1corona4u]

62. LOL...I still have the original too...

:rofl:

Thanks Pirhana...I was in a really...testy mood yesterday...

[Juche]

44. failblog

http://failblog.org/

Always good

[Duppers]

65. yes it 'tis!

[bridgit]

45. The Broken Lawn Mower...

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush, "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp :(:)

[spanone]

46. here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[bridgit]

47. but mostly here: Little Rascals - Spanky and Tobasco Sauce...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehK0WhPsNUw&feature=related

[rainbow4321]

49. Here ya go

Found these over on mudflats..not sure where they got them from:

“This is true, according to a new report, I was reading this today in the paper, thousands of pregnant mothers in this country are planning to name their baby Barack. That’s true. Yeah, after hearing this, Sarah Palin told Bristol, ‘Don’t even think about it.’


“Sarah Palin is all over the news lately. She told Matt Lauer on the ‘Today’ show that, yes, the rumors were true, on election night she did want to deliver her own concession speech and she was disappointed that she couldn’t. Well, she shouldn’t feel bad. Wait till 2012. Deliver it then

[CaliforniaPeggy]

51. K&R #5!

Off to the Greatest Page with ya!

Well deserved, IMHO!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Cleita]

52. I don't know this might cause an additional humph!

When Michelle Obama and Laura Bush met on Monday, they discussed what it was like to raise two daughters in the White House. Laura showed Michelle where she hid the keys to the liquor cabinet and she advised that she shouldn't let Barack know either.

Okay!

:hide:

[Gregorian]

53. OK this is really silly.

I have zero idea what is going on here. But if it made me laugh after the two days of total rage I've been in, it's got to be good for something.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Profiteroles/

[grantcart]

55. funniest 30 second youtube ever - 25 million hits and not a rick roll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk&feature=related

[1corona4u]

63. OMG, LOL...

This one was on the same page!! LOL;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hPxGmTGarM&feature=related

[Gregorian]

56. This one isn't funny. Just incredibly cool.

In what respect, Charlie?

http://www.guzer.com/videos/needle-art.php

[Pab Sungenis]

57. The Idiot Box - TV This Bad Never Sounded This Good

http://www.idiotboxers.tv

[janet118]

58. Looking ahead

"Next time let's try the 57-state strategy."

[gauguin57]

59. ok

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/

ALWAYS funny.

[eridani]

60. U can haz lolcats 4 FREE!!

[1corona4u]

64. LOL, I love those!!

I need to spend more time on that site! I live animals, and they always make me laugh.