It appears the GOP standard for selecting a candidate.....

[marco86]

is that they want someone who, regardless of appeal to most of America, can get thousands of complete idiots fired up and throwing away money don't have. Maybe it is time for Larry the Cableguy (The Sarah Palin of comedy)to run in 2012. He appeals to the same bunch of dipshits as she does, but gets them to pay to see him,and the wardrobe would cost about $150.00 for him and his family.

Jeff Foxworthy can open the convention with a series of
you may be a Republican candidate if:

You preach abstinence to all except your daughter;
You call fiscal conservatism 150k in wardrobes for your family......

Please feel free to add your own.

[givemebackmycountry]

1. Get 'er Done!

The perfect Republican campaign slogan for 2012.

[muntrv]

6. So that's what GED stands for.

:rofl:

[LaStrega]

2. Bill Engvall ...

can hand out the 'stupid' signs.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

3. This: You would be willing to give speeches wearing only a towel ...

... and with sex toys on the podium, if it would get you to the White House.

[rasputin1952]

4. I always figured they just went to the veggie bin in the local store...

plenty of GOP potential there...:evilgrin:

[muntrv]

5. Ron White: "They call me tater salad."