FReepers are furious at president elect Obama! Only Sarahcuda can save them!

[galaxy21]

Going to FR so you don't have to...


"You heard it hear first: Angelina Jolie will play Sarah Palin in a bio pic. The resemblance is there, folks, mainly the face shape and mouth"

"I wonder what that would be like, to have a babe for a president?"

Obama is skilled, he’s a skilled marxist. He is going to be very good at getting done the job. The problem is, we don’t want him to do what he is skilled at(this whole post was very funny to me. for some reason )

"I am a Sarah-holic. I’ve read and watched everything I could find, and I’ve asked myself why.
I’ve even asked myself whether I would still be a Sarah-holic if she looked like, oh say, Debbie Stabenow or Clare McCaskill, female politicians who are not especially attractive. But I’ve decided that’s a moot question, because Sarah is attractive. Her attractiveness is not just in her looks, but in her demeanor. She is sunny, cheerful, and optimistic - in a way that fills a room.
Most important, she is (in Margaret Thatcher’s phrase) “one of us.” She holds our values and she lives them. She visibly lives them in the most serious and basic ways. I trust her, and I trust her instincts. That’s the bottom line."


"I strongly admire the lady simply because of the impression she left with me when the teleprompter went down and I listened to her speak for 25 minutes using her own brain. Then add to that that she was very relaxed and comfortable speaking to the audience while she explained her position. You have no idea how much I think America needs her or someone like her at the helm."(for what its worth the the telepromper thing was proven to be BS months ago)


"Because she’s attractive, down-to-earth, articulate and smart and many of the MALE members of the MSM hate her because her balls are probably much bigger than theirs.The alleged FEMALE members hate her for the reasons listed at the top."

"Dennis Miller said it best. Northeastern liberal women are jealous of Sarah's healthy sex life with that guy named Todd. They don't understand how such a thing could be possible."
(in response to that)
"I think Miller's right. Of all her extraordinary accomplishments, they hate her most because of First Dude." (Yes, I dream all day of that hunk Todd Palin...)

"Sarah reminds me of myself on a much smaller scale. In suits, pantyhose, heels and makeup at work, I tried my best to be professional, fair and unbiased to my employees, but at home I enjoy, hunting, fishing, clamming and cutting, splitting and stacking our 8-10 cords of wood we burn yearly. If I fit the description of a red neck, then I'm proud of it and I'm certainly proud of Sarah"

"I’m all for Palin starting her Presidential campaign now. I’d give her $100 a month for the next four years."



"Palin could have saved McCain, if McCain would have allowed her to do so..put her front and center instead of out of sight.I truly feel McCain didn’t like her popularity in the same way Prince Charles was jealous of Princess Dianans popularity."



"I miss her dearly. (((hugs to Sarah)))"
(in response to that)
"Do you suppose she knows how much we miss her?..."



I'm confident Reagan and Thatcher, as well as Thomas Jefferson, would have much admired this grand lady who personifies Thomas J's ideal of the citizen-politician.



"It’s her inner joy that makes her smile all the time. I wish her the very best."


"Sarahcuda the conservative savior and doing what I can to stop the marxist... that's why my wife and I voted."
(in response)
"My wife and I are in complete agreement and voted for exactly the same reasons. We'll have to get together for tea some time ...if that's allowed under a Marxist regime." (Barack is known for his hatred of tea)

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Poor dears...

They are so delusional.

[Maestro]

2. SAAAAAARAAAAAAHHHHHHH I WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:puke: Actually, I'd love to see her run for President. She is a guaranteed loser!

[msblueinredstate]

3. sick

:puke: :grr:

[panader0]

4. Thomas Jefferson a Palin fan? Nah.............

[Recursion]

43. I hate to say it, but TJ used some of the same "Real America" rhetoric

He wanted a nation of farmers and distrusted urban industrial areas.

[madmom]

5. I didn't know "Barack" hated tea! OMFG! That's it I'm done ,I'm outta here!

[KayLaw]

34. No tea for you!

Did you miss that during the campaign? He's against the Iraq invasion and tea.

:crazy:

[Nitrogenica]

6. LOLOLOLS....."articulate".

[azmouse]

7. ...put her front and center instead of out of sight?!

:wtf:
The woman had to be dragged out of the spotlight by her fingernails!

[dkofos]

8. Who's ass did this guys head just pop out of??

:puke:

[IndianaJohn]

35. I think his own...

[Puzzler]

9. This Freeper sounds like a guy:

"Sarah reminds me of myself on a much smaller scale. In suits, pantyhose, heels and makeup..."


Yeah, parading around your Mom's basement in drag.


(with apologies to any cross-dressers on DU)

[galaxy21]

24. That whole 'she reminds me of me' sums up Palin's support entirely

So, she reminds you of yourself. So? Are they so egotistical they need someone like them as president?

[Cabcere]

51. That's one thing I've never understood, either.

I don't want someone like me to be president - I want somebody a lot smarter, you know? Sure, I consider myself reasonably intelligent, but I'm also pretty sure I'd be a lousy president. The ability to connect and empathize with ordinary folks is one thing, and I can understand why that's an appealing quality in a politician. However, when it comes to being in charge of the country, I'd much rather have a more standoffish person who knows what the hell he/she is doing than have someone who's friendly and folksy but doesn't know his/her ass from a hole in the ground. Maybe that's just me, though. :shrug: :hi: Peace.

(I know it's unrelated, but I just had to try out this shiny new smiley! :fistbump: )

[galaxy21]

52. Lindsay Lohan reminds me a little of myself

Mostly the drinking.

So, I guess by Freeper logic I should want her to be president?

[MidwestTransplant]

10. My fav.: Thomas J's ideal of the citizen-politician.

Right and Thomas J spent all that time writing, intellectualizing and pontificating but he would support the celebration of ignorance. Uh huh. Oh and he would love her Jesus freakness too.

[Vinca]

11. It's so easy to imagine these characters down in the basement

looking at Palin pictures on the Internets while doing the nasty . . . by themselves.:rofl:

[LiberalFighter]

12. I would suggest that Republicans if they want to win they should sacrifice all their virgins.

If they have any.

[acmavm]

13. That was one of the funniest things I've read all week. And the one that

really had me giggling like a fool:

<snip>
"Dennis Miller said it best. Northeastern liberal women are jealous of Sarah's healthy sex life with that guy named Todd. They don't understand how such a thing could be possible."
(in response to that)
"I think Miller's right. Of all her extraordinary accomplishments, they hate her most because of First Dude." (Yes, I dream all day of that hunk Todd Palin...)

<snip>

[Berry Cool]

17. That's the most insulting, and yet the most hilariously false.

Dennis Miller and the freepers fantasizing about all us allegedly fat, ugly, neurotic, sexless, cat-loving women who supposedly only dislike Sarah Palin because, goshdarnit, we're soooo ENVIOUS of her getting boned by that hunka-hunka burnin' manhood that is Taaahd.

Um, not exactly my fantasy, fellas. I prefer men whose masculinity isn't predicated on being a Dude.

[acmavm]

23. TAWD is quite the reprehensible phoney. What exactly does he do for

a living except meddle in the politics of Alaska? When does he go to work?

They're both scheming 'grifters' as someone pegged them. And I don't care if they have to be pulled apart with a crowbar. Dennis Miller was doing a bit of projecting when he said that we're jealous of Scarabou Barbie and her sex life. Either he doesn't have one or he's jealous of the first dude.

The only extent to which I care about her sex life is that she needs to quit breeding. She a shitful mother just like she's a disgusting human being.

But damn, that was funny to read. Wonder if they've found all the underwear Scarabou's dad said the kids lost. You know, the RNC undies that apparently Mom and Dad didn't supply for the little tykes.

[onager]

29. A Dude who wears silk panties...

:rofl:

And while I'm here...Thomas Jefferson was a rationalist. Unlike Palin and much of the GOP, he belonged to the Reality-Based Community.

Jefferson especially despised charlatans who appealed to emotions and not reason. While he and Ben Franklin were in Paris, they exposed the pseudo-scientific claptrap being peddled by Franz Mesmer. Jefferson spotted the cheap mob psychology at work immediately.

And boy, did Jefferson know how to deal with preachers who pissed him off. No hellfire-and-brimstone sermon from the pulpit ever matched Jefferson's blasting of those Bible-thumping, tax-exempt elitists:

"You judge rightly that I am not afraid of priests. They have tried upon me all their various batteries of hypocritical whining, canting and lying without being able to give me one moment of pain.

Their sway in New England is indeed formidable. No mind beyond mediocrity dares there to develop itself."

[Lorien]

36. If I wanted a "Dude" like Todd Palin

I could just head on over to the nearest quickie mart and pick up the first inbred, beady eyed unemployed slacker I found drooling over the photos in FHM magazine or Guns n' Ammo. Sorry Freeper chicks, but my standards are higher than yours.

[fudge stripe cookays]

45. .

:rofl:

Have I mentioned lately how much I adore you? :D

[Lorien]

54. ...

:hug: :loveya:

[galaxy21]

47. Somebody on here had a great description of Todd

'with that goatee he looks like an underworld criminal'

[MattBaggins]

63. That second statement has me speechless

Tod is an accomplishment? Is Sarah a barracuda or a cougar?

[JFN1]

14. "I miss her dearly. (((hugs to Sarah)))" -- How can they miss her

when she WON'T GO AWAY????

[kestrel91316]

15. The only things about Sarah Palin I will be remembering a year from now are

that she believes that the Pledge of Allegiance was handed down from the Founding Fathers complete with "under God", and that she doesn't realize the difference between a continent and a nation wrt Africa.

I don't need to know one more thing about the woman. Those two things tell me quite enough.

[liberalmuse]

16. Still 'The Daddy Party'...

except now they want a daddy with tits and ass (no brains). I couldn't even finish reading that. What a bunch of pathetic milquetoasts.

[sofa king]

18. Couldn't make me happier.

I think that unlike the freepers, who form a small minority of the American public at large, everyone else is going to remember all too well how quickly the world changed for the worse when a narcissistic fool stole the White House.

If they insist on hitching their stars to that narcissistic fool Sarah Palin, we'll never have to worry about them again.

[ecstatic]

19. If they love her looks, how will they feel in 8 years

:shrug:

I'm sure she'll still be considered cute, but you never know.

[galaxy21]

28. She'll be screwed in 8 years

Even now, while still a good looking woman, she doesn't look as good as she did during the campaign (no expensive make up artist.)

[Lorien]

38. How many 52 year olds are considered "cute"?

There aren't many outside of Hollywood.

[Skittles]

41. I'm nearly 52 and get descibed as cute quite often

yes INDEED

[Kahuna]

61. Ahem.. (cough). 54 and called cute quite often. nt

[truthisfreedom]

20. I'm glad they've got Sarah as their opiate. It'll keep 'em happy and dreaming.

And out of our hair.

[MrSlayer]

21. Yes, Palin is Thomas Jefferson.

I really can't find the words to describe how completely ludicrous this concept is. These are some seriously stupid people.

[Warren DeMontague]

22. Someone is making bank selling Jergens Lotion to that crowd, I bet.

They've been in constant masturbation mode over Palin ever since the convention.

Ick.

[Mike Daniels]

50. It appears that the Freeps have discarded Ann Coulter for Palin pictures near their keyboards

I despise everything Coulter stands for but I wouldn't be unsympathetic if it turned out that she's had to file a restraining order or two against some of these freaks.

[Warren DeMontague]

59. Ann Coulter probably digs hanging out with them.

After 4-5 days of being awake on meth, she probably finds 'em "fascinating"

[Robb]

25. How do they deal with the fact they're so clearly in the minority?

:D

[Vektor]

26. How many cataracts DOES one have to have to see a resemblance between Jolie and Palin?

What? :crazy:

Also, their weird, creepy obsession with her - the post loss stalking is just too freaky to bear.

They are scary.

[Frank Cannon]

37. I think it's clearly masturbation-induced blindness

Their mothers warned them that this might happen.

[Ozma]

42. I know I know, my mommy warned me! She also warned me that

these people with few brains are really not to be trusted on complex issues.

[Vektor]

56. Eeeeewww.

I wonder how hairy their palms are?

[bowens43]

27. the republican base is made up of idiots.

[sufrommich]

30. Margaret Thatcher was "one of us" ?

lol. I can picture her now, baby on her hip,stirring the supper on the stove. :crazy:

[paparush]

31. These People Should have been at Jonestown

[blue_onyx]

32. Debbie Stabenow and Claire McCaskill may not be "hot"

but at least they have brains.

[chat_noir]

33. the bloom is off the moose for some of them....

Palin vs Jindal

Jindal: Something Is Wrong With The GOP

CBS FACE THE NATION

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2133194/posts

[book_worm]

39. freepers have a giant hard-on for Sarah.

Apparently the only thing they care about in a female president is if she is a babe.

[galaxy21]

40. Seriously, if she was 50 pounds heavier with bad hair

she'd just be a failed vp running mate to them. But since she's hot, she's the saviour of conservatism. Despite, the fact her fiscal conservative record is pretty bad and she is clearly not too bright. I think she supports amnesty for illegal immigrants, which is also a big no-no to most freepers.

[Recursion]

44. Remember she's on the Huckabee side of things

The religious right isn't terribly anti-immigrant, and they're appalled at how the deportation policies are separating families (I know it stings to admit it but these people are humans with brains and consciences just like us).

[PaDem]

46. She holds their values and lives them, visibly?

What a bunch of utter nonsense. How do they know if she lives the values that they espouse? People are unbelievable.

[lady raven]

48. We WILL know what it's like to have a babe for a President on January 20, 2009

Obama's so handsome and cool :-D

[yellowcanine]

49. "She is sunny, cheerful, and optimistic - in a way that fills a room." Uh this guy never met her and

he knows that? Is his name Bill Frist?

[Erin Elizabeth]

53. What?

No, dudes, I greatly dislike Palin because she's a FUCKING IDIOT. There's no jealousy involved. I wouldn't trade places with her for millions of dollars. I'd miss my brain a lot.

And Angelina Jolie? Are they visually impaired? :rofl:

[Bernardo de La Paz]

55. Over 1500 posts: Freepers think "Constitutional Crisis is Looming" re Obama birth certificate (link)

Bizarre theories, unreal concepts, factual errors, uneducated spellings, lack of logic, Freeperism at one of its most hilarous manifestations:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2132471/posts

Example: "It seems to me 0 would not care this much if another name other than 0 Sr was not BC—he would just gloss over it, w/further excuses by media; except for one name, Malcolm X. The resemblance is startling."

[galaxy21]

57. Malcolm X is Barack's dad!

It makes so much sense now!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

64. Over 2000 posts a day later, still going strong :)

[galaxy21]

65. Obama X!

The whole birth certificae thing is ridiculous,.


Just for talking sake even if he was born in Kenya, why would his parents go to so much trouble to lie about it and say he was born in America? Because they wanted him to run for president one day? What where the chances of that ever happening?

[NHDEMFORLIFE]

58. These people are in another galaxy

Watching Palin's interview on CNN today, all I could think was that she truly is a moron, that my initial reaction was not due to the heat of the campaign. If there has been a dumber national politician in the last 40 years (not named GW Bush), I don't know who it is.

[camera obscura]

60. GOOBA GABBA GOOBA GABBA! WE ACCEPT HER! ONE OF US!

(Except, of course, the freaks were fundamentally decent people... can't say as much for our freeper friends.)

[nxylas]

62. So glad that Obama is a skilled Marxist

I never actually realized that Marxism was considered a skill, but I'd hate to think of an unskilled Marxist being president.