What if...we were played by Obama?

[Drunken Irishman]

And he really isn't human and instead a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 sent from the future to save America and protect its citizens! OMG! What if Skynet is hellbent on destroying the world and Obama is our only hope? HOW COULD I LIVE WITH MYSELF KNOWING I VOTED FOR A BORG AND NOT A REAL HUMAN??!??

OMFG!!!!!!

[annabanana]

1. What time is it in Ireland?

Back away from the pint boyo!

[lob1]

2. If he's like Grovelbot, we can give him a few bucks and he'll go away.

But...he'll be back!

[Phoonzang]

3. You're mixing sci-fi worlds

Borg and Model 101's are from different franchises. /nerd

[Kutjara]

5. That's what THEY want you to think.

SkyNet has been in league with the Borg from the start. It's a vast conspiracy, but I've pretty much got it all worked out except for one crucial piece: where does Lego Mindstorms fit into the picture?

[Pharaoh]

4. Curses! Foiled again

By those bastard cyborgs!!

[formercia]

20. After Oct. 13 2007, it was all downhill

They just wouldn't listen. 700 years and their time was up.

[azmouse]

6. Where is John Conor when you need him?!

[tammywammy]

7. Well, that would explain the birth certificate thing for freepers

LOL! :rofl:

[zbdent]

8. this makes much more sense than a lot of freeptardian conspiracy theories ...

[guruoo]

9. Really won't know for sure until time comes to turn in his Blackberry n/t

[Peacetrain]

10. Well crap..there goes project X...

Pods at the ready too.. now you have blown our cover!!

[Sinti]

11. A bot would probably be better than what we've had for the last 8 years

It would depend upon it's programming, of course. It could be programmed not to listen to common sense, be hyper-militant and hyper-religious, spend money like air and get nothing but death in return, etc. But, at least a bot can be reprogrammed/hacked to work for you.

[uppityperson]

12. k&r for OMG

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. haha

That would have been a hilarious 11th Hour McCain-Palin attack ad. They accused Obama of everything else.

[blondeatlast]

14. Can't be--he's already irreedemably corrupted according to some on the "left."

If he were a borg, wouldn't it correct the software/hardware corruption or destroy itself?

Sorry, he's a woeful human and we're stuck with hin (YAY!)

[shanti]

15. for the sarcasm-impaired

you forgot this :sarcasm: :)

[Starry Messenger]

16. I, for one, welcome our cybernetic overlord.

[Drunken Irishman]

17. Probably the greatest quote (well the real version) uttered on any TV show ever!

[Starry Messenger]

19. I just tried to find it on youtube. No luck.

I also like "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos".

[genna]

18. A Manchurian conservative dressed up in liberal garb?

oh NO
:nopity:

[usregimechange]

21. I agree this need serious investigation by WND

[HughMoran]

22. I knew he was a cyborg!!

:woohoo: