Alan Keyes suing to prevent California from casting its electoral votes...

[S_E_Fudd]

More Obama birth certificate drama...

http://www.nbcaugusta.com/news/elections/presheadlines/34587804.html

[GodlessBiker]

1. Cookoo....cookoo...cookoo.

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. Does Alan Keyes live in California now?

What state is that psycho actually "from" anyway?

[mucifer]

4. he made a pit stop in Chicago a coupla years ago when the IL GOP decided he was

a good choice to run for senate against some guy.... I"m forgetting his name...

OH yeah it's BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!

[Danger Mouse]

3. Fart-blam! Fart-blam!

Sorry, I can't be bothered to dignify an ass like Keyes with a serious response.

[Stand and Fight]

5. Nuts.

[TlalocW]

6. Well, I want a DNA test run on Keyes

Listening to his voice, he's obviously Marvin the Martian in disguise.

TlalocW

[BootinUp]

7. The head to head pictures is so over the top

where Keyes is concerned, maybe if Keyes was standing on his head with his ass in the air.

[onehandle]

8. Oh noes! This has legs!

Seriously. Rubber room time.

[Starry Messenger]

9. I think this might be appropriate here:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x547t4_classic-characters-woody-woodpecker_shortfilms

:crazy: (it's Woody Woodpecker laughing so turn it down if you are a cube rat.)

[Gothmog]

10. A similar lawsuit in Oregon was dismissed

A similar lawsuit in Oregon was dismissed a oouple of weeks ago. These cases are stupid and the courts are doing their job of dismissing these cases every time someone is stupid enough to file one of these pieces of shit.

[Zynx]

11. Even if that worked, Obama still wins. Lol.

[Chulanowa]

12. Alan Keyes: Sharpest tool in the drawer

Trouble is, nobody wants a sharp dildo.

[Historic NY]

13. Why do they even give this news time?

[Phx_Dem]

14. Let us know how that works out for you, Alan. You fucking lunatic.

[LynneSin]

15. How many times did this man's head hit the stupid branches when he fell off the dumbass tree

:eyes:

BTW - Alan needs to shore up a few more states since we could give California to McCain and still win it 310-228 and we'll give him Missouri to boot too.

[4lbs]

16. The dude disowned his daughter several years ago after she came out as a lesbian.

Alan "I have no daughter anymore" Keyes

:eyes:

[democrattotheend]

17. Still bitter about 2004?

Obama did clean his clock...70-27.

[Franks Wild Years]

18. Why do these people ignore the certificate made available by Obama?

What the fuck? It's as though it is invisible to them. They are pathetic.

[Grown2Hate]

19. Oh no! We'd still be at 310 electoral votes. hahaha

Isn't that AMAZING? If CA could be given to McCain, Obama STILL wins in a landslide (electorally speaking). That realization puts a smile on my face (which would have to be the ONLY time Keyes had made me smile, directly or indirectly).

[Arkana]

20. Boy, I hate to agree with Dubya on anything...

but when he said to Obama at their first meeting re: Keyes "That guy's a real piece 'a' work, isn't he?", I can't really think of a better way to describe him.

[Adsos Letter]

21. "Everyone look at meeeeeee....!"

"...I'm relevant..." :eyes:

[JuniperLea]

22. I'll echo the words, but not the sentiment, of one of the commenters...

It's great that main stream media is putting this out there... then we can see how idiotic Keyes AND the media both are in one fell swoop!

:rofl:

And all the pea brained hopefuls are overflowing with glee! hahahhahha! Morans.