And now, the stand-up comedy of... Karl Rove!

[KamaAina]

No, really. This is one of the funniest things I've read in weeks!

http://www.newsweek.com/id/169173/page/2

Sen. Mitch McConnell and Rep. John Boehner must put on center stage their most persuasive, compelling members: Richard Burr and Jon Kyl in the Senate, and Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor, Mike Pence, Cathy McMorris, Peter Roskam and Kevin McCarthy in the House, for example.

Jon Kyl?! Unless "persuasive" or "compelling" is an obscure synonym for "having an awful rug", :rofl: Pence and Roskam? Well, at least, to my knowledge, neither has a rug...

But wait a minute! Here comes the second set...

Gov. Sarah Palin will be held to a higher standard than she was during her nine-week vice presidential campaign; voters want to see if she can improve her game. She's smart, but it's unclear she can attract to Alaska advisers who will make her into a durable player on the national scene.

Smart?! In what respect, Karl? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: