All Purpose Flame War Thread

[SoxFan]

Hillary
Lieberman
DLC
Reid
Pelosi
John Edwards
John Edwards' Secret Love Child
Rahm Emanuel
Bill Clinton


Discuss.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. In a hotel room somewhere.

Shitting blood.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Oh, FFS. Please, you call those topics flameworthy?

Where's the Olive Garden Reference? or Laura Branigan? Or Fried Chicken? Or breastfeeding?

Dude. Seriously. You can do a whole lot better.

:rofl:

[likesmountains 52]

4. You forgot circumcision and de-clawing cats!

:rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. de-clawing cats is so wrong!

[DevonRex]

9. Never, ever EVAH declaw cats. I'm honestly pissed about this one.

So I can do a flame war all by myself.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. We declawed our cat in 1989. He's gone now, but I still feel terrible about it.

I had NO idea then that it was actually removing a 'knuckle' from his little feet.


:cry:

And, it didn't make a rat's ass bit of difference. He still destroyed all the door bucks in the house.

[DevonRex]

17. Exactly. They don't call it what it is so people don't KNOW. I didn't

know either and happened to ask my vet about it. Thank God we had a really good vet at the time and he told me the whole truth. Some don't. They're just happy to get paid for the procedure.

So, try not to feel too bad. You would NEVER have done that if you had been told what it entails.
:hug:

Heh heh. Sounds like he got you back, eh? I swear cats do stuff on purpose like that. It's one reason I love them so much.

[navarth]

22. you mean it's wrong to MUTILATE your loved ones to protect the fucking furniture?

we just rescued another cat, a wonderful young lad named Frankie Blue Eyes. The previous humans had been willing to put him down because he peed on the floor a couple of times. He's been mutilated (some say de-clawed) front and back. What a good natured lad he is.

I will be frank: it makes me want to find those humans and hurt them.

[DevonRex]

33. I don't blame you. Also we need to find the humans who don't

tell pet owners what the procedure really does, just to make a buck. GRRR.

Aww. Frankie Blue Eyes sounds lovely.

[question everything]

16. Vaccines and smoking (nt)

[SoxFan]

5. Chuggo

Cornflake chicken

Cornflake Chuggo

[donco6]

10. Meat. Don't forget meat. n/t

[QueenOfCalifornia]

19. I know you didn't mean to

leave out:

DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

[Arugula Latte]

26. What about the songbirds!

:o

[question everything]

37. OK, I don't go out much. What with the Olive Garden

haven't been there for years, but I used to like their salad and bread sticks..

[Starry Messenger]

3. Spork!

[Mist]

6. Let's just throw smoking in there too. nt

[IDemo]

14. while breastfeeding

[lunatica]

8. circumcision is a hot one

[Bicoastal]

13. I didn't hear anyone complaining when Sir Francis Drake did it!

:dunce:

[Arugula Latte]

25. Or was that Magellan?

I think Magellan was a moyel.

[lunatica]

11. Palin's parenting

[Starry Messenger]

15. Pit bulls who smoke. n/t

[SoxFan]

18. while breastfeeding Sarah Palin

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. At

THE OLIVE GARDEN!

[Starry Messenger]

21. who is letting her cat outdoors...

[yourguide]

23. you forgot religion. I am series!!!!111!!!!eleven!!!!

[SoxFan]

24. You're right!

Gay Mormons who were molested by Catholic priests in the back room of Orthodox synagogues.

What's your take?

[question everything]

27. Oh oh... has to be in all caps and bold letters (nt)

[SoxFan]

31. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!1!

[PBS Poll-435]

28. Heinz all the way, baby. Hunt's FUCKING sucks. nt

[Jennicut]

29. Did Hillary really throw dishes or a vase at Bubba's head? I really want to know.

Seriously, I would have thrown crap at him too.

[AlCzervik]

30. All your Pope are belong to us.

[salguine]

32. .

[SoxFan]

35. George Carlin on flamethrowers:

Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't want anyone to see them."

[Lilith Velkor]

34. Nice post, Pol Pot

[Arugula Latte]

39. That's "Paul Pot" in Freeperese.

[zulchzulu]

36. Can I add "where's my yard sign!" n/t

[mmonk]

38. Ready

[Zomby Woof]

40. Green Bean Casserole

Ingredients:


1 can (10 3/4 oz.) Campbell's® Condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup (Regular, 98% Fat Free or 25% Less Sodium)
1/2 cup milk
1 tsp. soy sauce
Dash ground black pepper
4 cups cooked cut green beans
1 1/3 cups French's® French Fried Onions



Directions:



MIX soup, milk, soy, black pepper, beans and 2/3 cup onions in 1 1/2-qt. casserole.

BAKE at 350°F. for 25 min. or until hot.

STIR . Sprinkle with remaining onions. Bake 5 min.

TIP: Use 1 bag (16 to 20 oz.) frozen green beans, 2 pkg. (9 oz. each) frozen green beans, 2 cans (about 16 oz. each) green beans or about 1 1/2 lb. fresh green beans for this recipe.

For a change of pace, substitute 4 cups cooked broccoli flowerets for the green beans.

For a creative twist, stir in 1/2 cup shredded Cheddar cheese with soup. Omit soy sauce. Sprinkle with 1/4 cup additional Cheddar cheese when adding the remaining onions.

For a festive touch, stir in 1/4 cup chopped red pepper with soup.

For a heartier mushroom flavor, substitute Campbell's® Condensed Golden Mushroom Soup for Cream of Mushroom Soup. Omit soy sauce. Stir in 1/4 cup chopped red pepper with green beans.

[KittyWampus]

41. I hear Hugo Chavez eats green bean casserole.

[Zomby Woof]

42. He eats it without the fried onions

Which is an OUTRAGE. Because DU demands I be outraged about SOMETHING.

[grantcart]

43. guns -- we got too many god damn guns

there that should heat things up a bit

[apocalypsehow]

44. Morde manubrium meum. s/n.