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Thu Nov-20-08 12:06 AM
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Attention.. Attention... Florida Domestic Suppression Force....Orders Inside |
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Edited on Thu Nov-20-08 12:09 AM by swampg8r
All Hail!!
Members of the glorious Florida Domestic Suppression Force! At last the order has been given
Open the large package sent to your homes last week Inside you will find the Gay Ray 8 and the Abortitron 9000 Begin by using the GR8 on family members and neighbors when they have been gayified set up the Abortitron and give all an abortion When the perimeter of your operations theatre has been secured contact headquarters for orders to connect Suppression Forces or use the final score of the citadel-florida game to synch with your codebooks for further instructions!
We must be as the very clams of the sea now in these last moments before the great conflict!
This is the moment of our great victory my brothers and sisters! Never forget..We are the makers of music and WE are the dreamers of dreams!
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:09 AM
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1. I have been looking at the gay porn but still limp as wet spinach |
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:10 AM
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3. return for re-education |
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:10 AM
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2. Sir, Question sir.....when do we put on the Joe the Plumber mask? |
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:11 AM
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4. synch your codebook to |
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the date of the sec championship game for answer
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:12 AM
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5. Um, question about the Abortitron 9000... |
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I opened it up and it looks like the directions were printed in Mandarin and I'm pretty sure a couple parts are missing.
I'm tempted to just throw it all away or send it back, but I'm not gonna pay for postage, I swear I'm not.
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:15 AM
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7. turn it on next to a non pregnant woman |
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if nothing happens its good if she becomes pregnant you have reversed the polarity flip the plug over turn it on she will abort and you will know its working
and do not use the red button
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:18 AM
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9. too late. I used the red button. |
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Ouch ouch ouch ouch make it stop!
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:24 AM
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10. the manufacturer Acme Products |
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of Yuma Arizona says some units may be defective due to shipping damage i am sorry you touched the red button if you can when it spins by you try to reach out and hit the blue button twice and hold the green switch to the right avoid the blades and belts you will have to be pretty fast but that will disable the unit until a new unit is sent use the GR8 unit to turn all pregnant women into lesbians this is still acceptable to the High Command
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:30 AM
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13. oh damn, I'm color blind AND dyslexic. |
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I think I just made all the lesbians pregnant....
I hope that's acceptable to the High Command
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:32 AM
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14. you are a hero of the people |
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we were going to make all the women lesbians and then get them pregnant you have made great strides comrade
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:13 AM
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6. The GR8 seems to be having no effect on bisexuals. |
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Is this a defect, or an expected outcome?
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:16 AM
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8. they havent become more noticable gay? |
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turn the power settings up
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:26 AM
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11. I turned it up, and... |
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..they decided to set up poly-amourous free-love communes.
I'm thinking this is preparation for setting up tightly knit "cells" for the wealth-redistribution squads.
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:29 AM
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12. the High Command informs us |
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that some may not be fully affected by the GR8s emissions they will be affected to the point of being able to be utilized in plan B section 7 subject zz3
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:33 AM
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15. I'll go the elementary schools for Operation Tinky Winky |
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And activate our reserve of indoctrinated schoolchildren, insidiously brainwashed to do Stalin's gay bidding. At last, boys shall be girls and girls shall be boys!
And, if they get straight As on their report cards, free rides on the Abortitron! Yay!
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Thu Nov-20-08 12:35 AM
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16. did you receive the shipment of purple purses? |
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Thu Nov-20-08 01:54 PM
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17. Battallion Alpha Niner Blue |
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Fri Nov-21-08 01:07 AM
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18. green squads move to checkpoint bravo |
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open the blue envelope when the mighty clam sends the signal
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