Who do you think should take over for weakling Colmes?

[jefferson_dem]

They'll probably grab some stuffed suit wimpy pretend Democrat like Juan Williams. Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing it be Howard Wolfson. He's already on the payroll as a "FauxNews Contributor" and, while I hated the fucker during the primaries, there's no question where his partisan loyalties lie. Wolfson is ruthless -- he would put Hannity in the gimp suit and spank him around like he deserves on a nightly basis.

[Richardo]

1. Ed Schultz - just because he always calls Hannity 'Slanthead'

:patriot:

Plus: Not a milquetoast.

[hlthe2b]

4. You know, I would enjoy that... although I don't know that I could

watch...

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Slanthead - I love it. Shovelface is good, too.

Too funny.

[Swamp Rat]

16. Moonbat

[lapfog_1]

2. Mark Penn... I understand that he needs to make up some lost income - n/t

[hlthe2b]

3. Wolfson is going to "STATE" with HRC, I"m hearing...

[Danger Mouse]

5. Colmes is leaving the show?

We'll hardly know he's gone.

[Ian David]

21. Sean Hannity put a radio tracking collar on Colmes and released him back into the wild.

It's still too soon to tell whether he'll be able to find food and a mate on his own.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Where is Jell-O Colmes going?

[AspenRose]

41. .

http://tvdecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/one-half-of-hannity-colmes-is-leaving/?hp

I think Wanda Sykes would be an awesome replacement. }(

[ecstatic]

7. This guy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoLFSSyKyPg

[tsuki]

53. Andy Martin or Hal Turner. Or maybe both. nt

[Thothmes]

8. Michael Moore ?

[jefferson_dem]

13. Booya!

Would love to see that! I always stand up and cheer when I hear Michael interviewed. He tells it like it is...in a viewer friendly populist sort of way.

[Grateful for Hope]

24. Love it!

The "Hannity and Moore Show" would be a thing of beauty.

Ah, if only...

[TheKentuckian]

9. They may as well do the Stephen vs Stephen/point/counterpoint thing and let Hannity yell at himself

Odds are only a doormat or a shill would actually take the position of getting daily abuse from a loudmouth mongoloid wannabe.

[DCBob]

10. Al Franken -- if he loses.

Hannity and Franken. I would watch that!!

[kirby]

12. Dick Morris n/t

[jefferson_dem]

15. They have a whole stable of pretend Dems to choose from...

Toe Sucker, Pat Caddell, Juan Williams, Gerry Ferraro...

[Ian David]

14. Stephanie Miller. She makes Sean Hannity very uncomfortable. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. They need someone to neutralize that moran. She could do it.

[Ian David]

18. David Cross. n/t

[Ian David]

19. They should pick Lionel. But only if it means they kick him off Air America. n/t

[jefferson_dem]

22. What the fuck! I had no idea that idiot was still around.

He needs to be kicked to the curb...yesterday.

[Sebastian Doyle]

20. It has to be another spineless wimp, and probably a DLC'er since most "Democrats" on FAUX are......

So when's Harold Ford's MSNBC contract up?

[Ian David]

23. Then it would have to be Lionel. n/t

[lamp_shade]

25. If he can wait, he can have Lieberman in 2010. n/t

[WinkyDink]

26. Gumby would have a stiffer backbone.

[DJ13]

27. The only sock puppet that can keep up with Hannity

[JVS]

48. "That's a very good point Sean...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

:rofl:

[sniffa]

28. Michael Jackson would be interesting.

No Sean, that's ignorant.

[Maru Kitteh]

36. I'm not sure why that's funny.

But it definitely is. :thumbsup:

I can hear it in my head.



No Sean, that's ignorant.

[DangerousRhythm]

51. And then, when they disagree...

Michael can fling http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doodoo%20feces">doo-doo feces at Hannity.

It'd be SO awesome.

:rofl:

[riverwalker]

29. Randi Rhodes

She would slowly and agonizingly squeeze every molecule of testosterone out of poor Sean.
drop by drop... week by week....
She would slap that boy around so much he would probably like it.

[Youphemism]

30. Use is full given name: Alan "Flaccid Penis" Colmes. How about replacing him with John Cleese?

We'd have some Sean-slapping entertainment and poetic edification at the same time.

[RTFirefly]

52. That could work.

Faux might go for it for the star power, and the idea that they think they'd be making liberals look prissy and overeducated. Then, a week into "Hannity and Cleese," they would realize their mistake.

[GoesTo11]

31. I have the absolutely perfect replacement!

Joe Lieberman.

He is an inherently subservient weakling and an attention hound. But most importantly, it would

GET HIM OUT OF THE SENATE.

[Crunchy Frog]

32. How about one of these?

[Raineyb]

33. What difference would it make? Faux only likes mealy mouth so-called "Liberals"

who are easily shouted down.

Regards

[senseandsensibility]

34. Did he quit or what?

I once heard him on his own radio show and he wasn't bad, but I never watched him on FAUX.

[Clio the Leo]

35. Robert Gibbs....

... yes, I realize he's going to be VERY busy, but this is for pretend anyway, right?

Just imagine they could sign off every night with him asking Hannity, "are you SURE you're not an anti-semite?" Superfun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgn6rjGbp0c

[Colobo]

37. Bozo the Clown.

[backscatter712]

38. Yep, Roger Ailes will replace Colmes with another wuss.

They don't want a Democrat. They want a strawman. Colmes acted as the strawman perfectly well while on with Hannity - there's no way they'll put someone on the show that has even the slightest chance of being able to argue well with Hannity - all they want is for someone that Hannity can shout down repeatedly.

[realitythink]

39. Mike Malloy

Just imagine the visual. They'd need to have bouncers on the set.

[Sebastian Doyle]

47. FAUX would never hire Mike Malloy

He's the Anti-FAUX!

[AlCzervik]

40. if they do pick someone it will be some just as weak and is ineffective as Colmes.

[Jennicut]

42. Me, I am liberal and I need a job.

[ddeclue]

43. me..id be happy yo kick his ass

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

44. Cenk Uyger or Mike Malloy

Either would unmercifully beat him like a fucking gong five nights a week.

[BzaDem]

45. Looks like it is going to be Hannity all by himself.

http://tvdecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/24/hannity-to-go-it-alone-without-colmes/

[Youphemism]

49. Hannity and Hannity -- "Because my opinion is the only one that matters anyway" /nt

[JVS]

46. Hillary Clinton should quit government and become Hannity's counterpart.

She'll make millions, her debts will be paid, she'll get to repay an asshat like Hannity for being part of a VRW conspiracy against her and her family, she'll ruin FAUX news for the freepers, and us lefties won't have to see her because we don't watch FAUX anyway.

[MadBadger]

50. Out of the Fox News peeps, Bob Beckel

Hes the only real Dem on that network

[saltpoint]

54. How about the Rude Pundit? That ought to give ol' Sean a run for his money.