My Discussion with a RW Nutcase about Guns!!

[DeepBlueDem]

I was walking out of the grocery store last night (of course i still have my Obama sticker on my truck)
A guy parked beside me, stepped out of his vehicle saying,

"You know he's going to take your guns away."

I said, "What!"

He repeated, "he's going to take your guns away."

I said, "No hes not, Hes said it over and over again"

He said, "You better stock up on Guns"

I said, "Time out, Wait just for one damn minute, Why is it such a big issue about Obama taking guns?
WHEN BUSH&COMPANY TOOK OUR GUNS AWAY AFTER KATRINA, IT WAS A NON-ISSUE. NOW SINCE ITS OBAMA ITS A BIG ISSUE NOW!

Look Sir, I appreciate your waste of time but I have to go.

[Ian David]

1. We should convince people that Obama is going to take away our recycling bins.

That way, people will suddenly stock-up on recycling bins, and then end up using them more.

[yardwork]

2. Obama is going to ban books! Stock up on books immediately!

It's worth a try.

[Ian David]

3. Obama is going to ban George Orwell's 1984! Buy all the copies you can! n/t

[slampoet]

5. Y'know that is actually the BEST IDEA I have heard on DU since the election.

[zbdent]

6. how about ...

Obama's going to take away a person's right to drink poison ... better take it now while it's still a right ...

[Ian David]

4. Obama is going to ban Webkinz!!! Buy all the Webkinz you can RIGHT NOW! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Why would you run out and stock up on guns

if Obama is just going to take them all away? Wouldn't you be wasting a lot of money?

Or are these guys just industrial-strength stupid?

[BeFree]

8. I tell 'em: Bullshit

If they come for our guns, they'd better be millions of 'em cause you and I ain't giving up our guns without a fight, eh? They can't do it. It's good to think about, but really, its the least of our worries.

How 'bout all that money they just gave to the rich bankers? They robbed us blind.
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Works every time.

[riqster]

9. "It's just a WEE bit riskier for 'them' to try to take away a gun

than, say, a stuffed animal."

That's my standard response to such nutbags. Leaves 'em speechless, which is a a blessing in and of itself.

[nxylas]

10. I don't have a gun

Will he take my kitchen knives instead? I mean, they could be used as a weapon. ZOMG HOW WILL I EAT STEAK???

[Ian David]

11. Obama's going to take away our Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Dolls!