What would you give Bush/Cheney as a parting gift?

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[Jackeens]

1. A nuclear missile up their respective bottoms? Just sayin'. n/t

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6. and then what to fill up the rest of the space

[Mark E. Smith]

2. A Warrant

[tridim]

3. A case of Turtle Wax upside the head.

[CottonBear]

4. An all-expenses paid trip to The Haugue. n/t

[Saturday]

5. Sarah Palin nt

[Perky]

7. Leg Irons, a Pile of Rocks and rubber mallets

[DJ13]

8. A nice pair of jeweled handguffs & a free trip to the Hague

[laugle]

9. A nice DIRTY, COLD, ROACH INVESTED jail cell....bye, bye!

[JuniperLea]

10. A private bed...

In a room full of criminals... behind bars... with floors of stone... and no door on the crapper.

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12. how is that different from Karl Rove's apartment though

[JuniperLea]

13. Well, I certainly hope Rove and Bush have identical "apartments"

In "The Big House"... ;)

[Jim Lane]

11. A Bible....

with the hope that, with all the time they'll have on their hands in prison, they'll get around to reading the WHOLE book, not just the parts that can be deployed in support of a right-wing agenda.

As an agnostic, I'd prefer that they read something debunking religion entirely, but I think that's too much to hope for.

[MichiganVote]

14. A one way ticket to the Middle East.

[Acryliccalico]

15. Jail Cell

n/t

[Doityourself]

16. A Beat Down...then some HANDCUFFS! Dirty Cop Style....n/t

[az chela]

17. hand cuffs and a warrant for each of them

[MarkInCA]

18. Arrest Warrant n/t

[spanone]

19. many felony convictions

[Metta]

20. A lifetime in jail.

Guantanamo comes to mind.

[wizstars]

21. SUITCASES!! So he can pack up and GTH outa town!! oh yeh, and an arrest warrant...

...for crimes against (you know the rest)

[democracy1st]

22. A foot in the azzz

[AtomicKitten]

23. A flaming bag of poop on their doorstep.

[Frustratedlady]

24. My footprint on their behinds.

Then, I'd hand them a bill for all the damage they've done to this country.

Too bad people no longer have woodsheds, as they could sure be busy places with this cabal.

[rurallib]

25. 20 years to life.

[Hekate]

26. Subpoenas. Many subpoenas. nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

27. A cellmate named Bubba

[MoonRiver]

28. This,

[Smuckies]

34. Ditto! nt

[Tennessee Gal]

29. A swift kick in the ass ..........

several times until I lacked the energy to kick again.

[Occam Bandage]

30. A nice golden watch for each of them,

that they could use to help them count off the number of seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and years they've spent rotting in prison.

Unfortunately, I lack the money to give the first half and the power to give the second half.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

31. Shackles.

[RepublicanElephant]

32. soap-on-a-rope.

then again, maybe not.

[SmileyRose]

45. my husband said

dope on a rope but then realized the mere play on words might get us a visit from the SS

so of course I was forced to post it and see if the black SUVs show up in 30 minutes or less.

[BootinUp]

33. For Cheney, a lifetime supply of Depends and a toy shotgun

for Dubya, a complete set of GI Joe action figures and dvd set of all his most famous fab speeches.

[TheKentuckian]

35. The full treatment at ye olde Spanish Inquisition Health Spa

nt

[OwnedByFerrets]

36. Handcuffs as they walk off the stage.

[Lil Missy]

37. A steaming pile of poo. n/t

[tabbycat31]

38. a bill

and hold them personally liable for every penny spent in Iraq. Cheney could get his buddies at Halliburton to foot the bill.

[Zhade]

39. Shackles and a trip to the Hague.

NT!

[Cleita]

40. A kick in the ass to hurry them out of the White House. n/t

[quaker bill]

41. A short trip

to Sadr City.

[chieftain]

42. A subpoena and a "scared stiff" trip to Gitmo. eom

[Tribetime]

43. A ride with Freak Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN4ca91Z12E&feature=related

[Historic NY]

44. lunch.........

[LynnTheDem]

46. arrest warrants.

[backscatter712]

47. Tar and feathers.

with the tar boiling hot, applied directly to their skin, followed by the feathers - y'know, in the old American Revolutionary tradition...

[Aristus]

48. 4,500 life sentences. Apiece. To run consecutively.

I want them to never see the sun again for the rest of their miserable lives... :mad:

[Jennicut]

49. I would make them play a game...Jigsaw style

Anyone seen the Saw movies? I would put them through a series of tests if you know what I mean.