All right!! Thanks DU, Huffpo, Kos the whole nine; and few want Coulter's mouth wired...

[bridgit]

more than I do but why WAS her mouth wired? Anyone know for certain? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

1. Kicking, because I want to know ALL THE SORDID DETAILS...

as soon as anybody finds out. :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

2. wurd!

:thumbsup:

[elleng]

3. Broken jaw.

http://www.popeater.com/television/article/ann-coulter-may-very-well-be-speechless/260201

[Jamastiene]

7. It's the "how" that I want to know.

Some have suggested that the toilet lid fell on her head while she was drinking, but I want to know all the sordid details. Did someone push the lid down? Was she being too rambunctious while drinking? Or did God REALLY answer millions of prayers as a special treat for Thanksgiving? :evilgrin:

[11 Bravo]

22. As one last service to the GOP, she tried to "fluff" their elephant.

After that, physics took over.

[FlaGranny]

4. I wonder too - it's

not easy to break your jaw. Most of the jaw breaking I've heard about comes from a fist to the jaw or, occasionally, an auto accident. More rarely, a fall. It is possible, though, since she is so cachectic, she might have osteoporosis - in that case, maybe she broke her jaw by trying to chew nails or something.

[Jamastiene]

6. She could have done it eating her young...

or someone else's young for breakfast. :evilgrin:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

10. She bit into a hot muffin?

:rofl:

[sufrommich]

5. The most ironic result, she's got a book coming out

and can't shill it on Fox!! Hahahahahahahaha.

[Mid_FL_voter]

8. I heard that she tripped and fell

What I want to know is what clever person caused her to trip?

[bridgit]

14. heh-heh, it does seem like she's been trip'in on *bad* dope for years that sounds true enough...

:)

[mtnsnake]

9. My theory is that she looked down too quickly & broke it on her adams apple.

[Jennicut]

11. She broke her jaw, karma is a real bitch

[bridgit]

12. Well, no, I've had my jaw broken and so therefore wired; you're saying *she* broke her jaw...

and it was then wired :wtf: I'll even buy that but how? Did her jaw just start smoking like an old vacuum tube UNIVAC puter and bust, er'what?

[Alter Ego]

13. Blowjob went horribly wrong and broke her jaw.

[bridgit]

15. Ah yes, so it was a vocational accident after all that does make sense...

[Alter Ego]

16. You misunderstand. She was getting one.

She opened her mouth too wide to scream and the strain cracked her jawbone.

[bridgit]

18. Pft-Boowhahahahaha, you're kill'n me'here...

:spray:

[ladywnch]

20. I thought reptiles could unhinge their jaws in such cases. n/t

[Alter Ego]

21. See post #16.

[Barack_America]

17. Her jaw hit the floor hard when Obama was elected.

[bridgit]

19. Now that *could* be the truth...

:thumbsup: