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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 04:44 PM
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Slow day here--every other thread is about Obama's sexist taste in dogs.
"Remember, outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 04:54 PM
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1. That is excellent!
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wyldwolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 05:00 PM
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2. The Old Man and His Dog
An old man and his dog were walking along a country road, enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to the man that he had died. He remembered dying, and realized, too, that the dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road would lead them, and continued onward.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall, white arch that gleamed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He was pleased that he had finally arrived at heaven, and the man and his dog walked toward the gate. As he got closer, he saw someone sitting at a beautifully carved desk off to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, but is this heaven?"

"Yes, it is, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up." The gatekeeper gestured to his rear, and the huge gate began to open.

"I assume my friend can come in..." the man said, gesturing toward his dog.

But the reply was, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought about it, then thanked the gatekeeper, turned back toward the road, and continued in the direction he had been going. After another long walk, he reached the top of another long hill, and he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate. There was no fence, and it looked as if the gate had never been closed, as grass had grown up around it. As he approached the gate, he saw a man just inside, sitting in the shade of a tree reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a well over there," the man said, pointing to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in and make yourself at home."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"He's welcome too, and there's a bowl by the well," he said. They walked through the gate and, sure enough, there was an old-fashioned well and a bowl next to it on the ground. The man filled the bowl for his dog, and then took a long drink himself.
When both were satisfied, he and the dog walked back toward the man, who was sitting under the tree waiting for them, and asked, "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is heaven," was the answer.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "It certainly doesn't look like heaven, and there's another man down the road who said that place was heaven."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?"

"Yes, it was beautiful."

"Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it offend you for them to use the name of heaven like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but it actually saves us a lot of time. They screen out the people who are willing to leave their best friends behind."
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1Hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 05:14 PM
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3. I never tire of that story. Thank you for posting.
"Compassion for animals is intimately connected with goodness of character and it may be confidently asserted that he who is cruel to animals cannot be a good man." - Arthur Schopenhauer, German Philosopher

"I could not have slept tonight if I had left that helpless little creature to perish on the ground." (Reply to friends who chided him for delaying them by stopping to return a fledgling to its nest.) - Abraham Lincoln, Sixteenth President of the United States

"When a man has pity on all living creatures then only is he noble." - Buddha Siddhartha Gautama, Indian founder of Buddhism Religion and Philosophy

"The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unhappy but hardly fit for life." - Albert Einstein, American Theoretical Physicist

"It is not just that animals make the world more scenic or picturesque. The lives of animals are woven into our very being - closer than our own breathing - and our souls will suffer when they are gone." - Gary Kowalski, Author of The Souls of Animals

"If man is not to stifle his human feelings, he must practise kindness towards animals, for he who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant, German Philosopher


I could go on and on...........








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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 05:18 PM
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4. These all say it for me. I remember taking a walk, going down a
path I never take and finding four baby robbins walking together, like they were glued together. They were doomed but for me. I picked them up and put them into my upside down umbrella. The first thing they did was turn up as one and open their beaks. LOL! I still dream of them. I think in the totality of my life, that will be one of the best things I ever did.
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wellstone dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-08 06:51 PM
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5. What a sweet story
I will think of that as I fall asleep tonight.
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