PHOTO: The dreaded "Smink" (combination smirk and wink)...A-Hole Eviction Notice served in 54 days.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

President George W. Bush winks during a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2008, to pardon the National Thanksgiving Turkey, Pumpkin. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[mockmonkey]

1. He pardoned

a pumpkin? :wtf:

[rasputin1952]

5. Just keeping those pardons in the family...

Scarecrows are next, just to make sure Pickles doesn't get indicterd for marrying into a family of vegetables...;)

[Razoor]

2. no the two turkeys names were pumpkin and pecan

I guess the OP cut off the turkeys other name which was pecan. so it looks like he pardoned a pumpkin. which truthfully I could see him doing because he is a idiot.

[treestar]

3. What is it with Republicants and winking?

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

4. OMG

How repulsinating. Only a coke-sniffing AWOL frat boy could royally screw over America and Planet Earth, and then Smink about it.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. He's both repulsinating AND repulsifying!

:rofl:

:toast:

[rasputin1952]

6. Hard to believe, but this clown actually does get a little uglier

everyday...x(

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. It's the evil...

...I WISH I could remember WHO said the IMMORTAL lines during the 2004 campaign:

"The thing about Bush is that EVERY ONE OF US knew someone like him when we were going to school and we DID NOT LIKE THAT PERSON."

It's true. I went to a Silicon Valley high school that is located in one of the wealthiest cities in the country. Students come from the surrounding towns, including East Palo Alto, one of the least wealthy towns in the country, and all points in between. In my senior year, I had a guy in my class who was EGGS-act-ly like George W. Bush. Little filthy-rich son of privilege. One day he showed up with his cheerleader girlfriend, both giggling like maniacs and stoned off their asses, and MAYBE having just come from a round of making the beast with two backs.

NOTHING was said. They showed up late, caused a scene, and class just kept on going. The teacher had a "letter to the editor" published in Newsweek. He was very, very pleased with himself. He read the letter aloud to the class, pausing at each point that he felt was ripe with insouciance. I hated this guy more than a huge, festering boil on my ass. He was a bastard. It was like having George H.W. Bush for my teacher and George W. Bush as one of my classmates.

:patriot:

[rasputin1952]

12. Yeah...I knew quite a few like that...

could not stand them...the arrogance, the idiocy, the very thought of perhaps having to actually talk to one of them...absolutely disgustiing...:puke:

Most of them work on Wall Street now...never knew a real days work in their lives.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. I just Googled the teacher...

...in the years since my graduation, he apparently fancies himself an expert on being both black and female (he is neither). For the curious, Google Frank Zepezauer, and be prepared for the musings of a major-league blowhard.

[rasputin1952]

15. I once Googled my first real love, and found out she was retired as

a NYC art teacher, now doing her own work!

She was a fantastic person, smart as a whip and a heart as big as Montana...I miss her, so I never tried that again...:(

It's been 35 years since I've senn her.

[Adsos Letter]

7. what an execrable man...

I wonder how the loved ones of those who have suffered under your maladministration feel about your "smirkiness" you poison dwarf.

[Skink]

10. n/t

[stevedeshazer]

11. Kinda creepy coming from you there, Blinky

:)

:hide:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

14. HEY! That's Doc Holliday you're messing with, Huckleberry!

:rofl:

:toast:

[WinkyDink]

16. Looking at some bald guy, probably.

[BrklynLiberal]

17. prez shit-for-brains

[Frank Cannon]

18. He looks like he's a hundred years old in that photo

I know that all Presidents age unnaturally while in office, but my God, he looks like he's morphed into his own grandpa. He seems to have aged probably 20 years just in the last few months.

I predict this man will drink himself to death within five years. Mark my words.