Caption the Palin pic

[Radical Activist]

The pic is a couple days old so sorry if someone already posted it.

[Whalestoe]

1. "It feels and looks just like my pitbull's!"

[Joe Bacon]

49. Please tell me this is a photoshop from The Onion!

Please tell me this is not real! She CANNOT be this dumb! PLEASE!!!!!

[Radical Activist]

50. Nope

Got it from a real news article.

[Radical Activist]

2. I left Todd in Alaska. Can I borrow this?

[Blue_In_AK]

6. ...

:spank:

[Radical Activist]

8. I think I should have put this in the lounge.

[Deja Q]

3. "Just like the one I saw at Fantasy Gifts! Only bigger!"

:yoiks:

[kayakjohnny]

4. where is the on off switch

[kayakjohnny]

5. where is the on off switch

[gulliver]

7. Free Republic server overload

[Radical Activist]

9. "No, mine isn't that big....I mean the pitbull!"

[Window]

10. Talk about lipstick on a pig. That's one big-assed pig.

[JI7]

11. look at her face

[Radical Activist]

32. yeah, I noticed

:loveya:

[RoadRage]

48. Well, I know what Bristol's gettin' for Christmas, also.

[1Hippiechick]

12. Get with it ladies! The Thigh Master has been replaced with the Kegel Master! n/t

[Radical Activist]

13. ummmm

:spray:

[Perky]

28. ummm which lips is this for?

[TheDonkey]

38. ...

:spank: :spank:

[panader0]

14. That ain't lipstick, that's a dipstick.....

sorry

[mitchum]

15. "That's the right size for my big mouth"

[madamesilverspurs]

16. batteries included

[zeemike]

17. All hale the symbol of the New Rich. n/t

[sniffa]

18. Gosh, what kinda batteries does this take?

[GentryDixon]

19. Oh, BABY!

[Radical Activist]

20. you betchya

[Radical Activist]

21. Holy Joe!

[hughee99]

22. I told you Larry,

No matter how many gifts you send me, I'm not doing a cameo in your movie.

[NV Whino]

23. Bring on the pig!

[Youphemism]

24. "Give me your tired, your poor, and, ya know, your huddled masses yearning for a $150,000 makeover."

[polichick]

25. "Mavericky!"

[Radical Activist]

27. ha!

there are some good ones on this thread.

[NYC_SKP]

26. "MINE"!!!!

"I saw it first- back the fuck off!"

[TankLV]

29. "Do you have something a little larger?"

something about being "overstretched" for these holidays...

...and I thought it had to do with credit cards...

[MiniMe]

30. "Does it vibrate?"

[Ozma]

31. MAN!! I am woman enough to take that up my ass, but I wound up

being a fucking politician in a small town in freaking ALASKA..........and somehow had the ovaries to challenge a corrupt Republican????????

And now I get my fantasy ?????????????????????????????


Oh my, I knew I should have moved to Los Angeles instead of back here to Alaska!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish Tod could step aside for this fantasy!

[CitizenPatriot]

33. "Why, I never asked for anything but a Diet Dr Pepper!" She said breathily,

grasping the Dildo-esque Gynormous Lipsdick.

[Radical Activist]

34. you're starting a short story

awesome :rofl:

[CitizenPatriot]

35. let me cut to the end

when the lipsdick turns out to be loaded with a dangerous weapon, now known as Palinese, but unrecognizable at any time to the recipient.

Palin unscrewed the lidsdick and applied to her pitbull mouth with glee. Winking at the crowd, she began speaking.

After a roller coaster ride of "alsos" and "there toos", the nauseated and confused crowd dissipated in disappointment.

"The pitbull is suffering from logorrhea!*" They concluded. And everyone knows how contagious that is. They only needed to look to their fearless chimp for confirmation.

thus, the Pitbull was felled by the Lipsdick gift. (note: said gift was also not reported as required by ethics laws)

* definition: excessive talkativeness: excessive talkativeness, especially when the words are uncontrolled or incoherent, as in some psychiatric conditions

[Radical Activist]

45. Nice!

Thanks

[RepublicanElephant]

36. "wow... thanks, lynn cheney!"

[Vektor]

37. Thanks, anyway, golly, but this would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

[Radical Activist]

42. that was so wrong.

lol

[Vektor]

43. Yeah, I know.

But man, I just can't stand that Palin freak. :evilgrin:

[acmavm]

44. Wrong, but damn funny.

[ACTION BASTARD]

39. "Wow! First one of these I've seen that wasn't black. Can I keep it?"

[demwing]

40. Sorry First Dude, You've been REPLACED! /nt

[davidpdx]

41. Lipstick, check

Pig? You betcha

[MilesColtrane]

46. Today I'm introducin' the centerpiece of my Abstinence Only program.

I'd like to thank Revlon and Black & Decker for co-sponsorin' it.

[Radical Activist]

47. ha! Good one but

I'm sure they think dirty thoughts are a sin too. You're supposed to be self repressed until you have a teenage wedding.