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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:09 AM
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I have to take a shower, but don't want to pull away from the coverage.
Oh shit, what do I do?

Someone come bathe me, ok? Cool!
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:11 AM
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1. Wash yourself with beer
According to the record, you are always drunk, so I expect you to have some on you.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:12 AM
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4. Good idea!
Then let the dog lick me up.

Ok, that sounded bad.
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:11 AM
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2. crank the volume!
:D
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:12 AM
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3. you had the last 8 years to shower!
what's wrong with you!!!!! :)
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:18 AM
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5. C'mon--spare five minutes to get clean for our new Pres! nt
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:52 AM
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6. Get a big bowl of hot soapy water
and do a PTA bath in the living room in front of the TV.

You only have to wash the parts that smell...

:7
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:52 AM
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7. you need a water-proof laptop
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-20-09 10:54 AM
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8. I TOOK MY SHOWER!!!!
:D

I'm clean for you, Mr and Mrs President Obama!
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