Top 10 side effects of President Obama's inauguration

[derby378]

10. Dentists reporting increase in visits due to soreness in long-dormant jaw muscles used for smiling
9. When people recite the Pledge of Allegiance, their hearts are in it
8. British prog-rock musician Kate Bush no longer tempted to use her married name
7. Sasha and Malia have received a map from Caroline Kennedy for all the hiding places in the Oval Office
6. Dianne Feinstein organizes the inauguration committee and manages not to embarass her party
5. Presidential limousine is certified "egg-free" by the Secret Service for the first time since 2001
4. Reports from Heaven indicate that Abraham Lincoln has responded with the "sacha" sign
3. "For Sale" signs popping up next to George W. Bush's new home in northern Dallas
2. Marching bands simply sound better with a competent Democrat in the White House

And the number one side effect of President Obama's inauguration...

1. A dramatic decrease over the past 6 hours of visitors to DC asking, "What's that smell?"

[Kerrytravelers]

1. bwwwaaaahhhh... snort... bwwwaaaahhhhh... woohooo... bwwwwaaaahhh... snort... hehehehehehehe

:thumbsup: Love it!

[derby378]

2. Aw, shucks...

Thank you! :woohoo:

[derby378]

3. Kick for the "morning after" crew

:bounce:

[firedupdem]

4. Good Stuff!! Recommended!!

[texas1928]

5. Falling asleep at work because I did not want to go to bed and miss anything.

SO went to bed LATE.

[skeewee08]

6. Me too! to funny:-) I am having withdrawls I need to go to rehab!