Arkana
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:47 PM
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Things Rahm Emanuel is responsible for |
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(I had to make this its own thread because I wasted way too much time creating it.)
There seem to be a lot of folks here who harbor a deep dislike of Barack Obama's chief of staff, Rahm "I Will Fuck Your Shit Up" Emanuel. And, to be quite honest, I don't blame them. Rahm's been responsible for a lot of things:
--The fall of Troy --Defeat of the Spartans at the Pass of Thermopylae --The fall of the Roman Empire --The Dark Ages (and the plague!) --The Stamp Acts, Tea Acts and Intolerable Acts --The Boston Massacre --The Whiskey Rebellion --The War of 1812 --Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears --The Panic of 1837 --The Mexican War --Slavery in all its forms, anywhere in the world it existed in the last 500 years --South Carolina's secession from the Union in 1860 and the consequential firing on Fort Sumter --All the deaths at Gettysburg, Antietam, and Shiloh --The assassination of President Lincoln (apparently Booth was innocent!) and the attempt on Secretary of State William Seward's life --The theft of the election of 1876 by the Republican Party (good news, President Hayes! It wasn't the corrupt fucks in your party after all! It was that evil bastard Rahm Emanuel!) --The assassination of James Garfield (nope, it wasn't Charles Guiteau!) --The economic panics of the 1880s and 1890s, as well as the Bonus Army --The assassination of William McKinley (Czolgosz was innocent!) --World War I (yes, Rahm shot Duke Ferdinand and his wife!) --The Great Depression (Yup! All of it!) --Hitler (and yet Rahm is Jewish! How'd he do it????) --The attack on Pearl Harbor --The dropping of the atom bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki --The Korean "Conflict" --The Cuban Missile crisis --The assassination of John F. Kennedy (Yup! Oswald, Giancana, aliens...none of that! Rahm was the lone gunman, folks!) --All facets of our involvement in Vietnam --Richard Nixon --The long lines for gas during the Ford/Carter years --Ronnie Raygun, Iran-Contra, and Star Wars --Monica (yes! He told her to go suck Bill Clinton's dick!) --The theft of the election in 2000 --Most severe medical conditions, weather patterns, and the reason I CAN'T FIND MY GODDAMN READING GLASSES.
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:50 PM
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1. You forgot Genital Herpes |
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:34 PM
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You are on a roll today! Thanks for making me laugh multiple times today!!
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:50 PM
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2. I got a rash becaue of him too,,, |
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:51 PM
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3. Rahm is exactly the type of guy anyone would want on that job |
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He brings not only a great ability to get done what needs to be done but the ability to maneuver on the Hill that most Chief of Staffs have not brought to the job. He also can be Obama's pit bull and clearly the O man is going to need that.
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Sat Feb-14-09 05:38 PM
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15. While he wouldn't be my "friend", I'd hire him to get things done! |
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:51 PM
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4. He should be put under house arrest..... MY HOUSE thank you. |
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Sat Feb-14-09 05:44 PM
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Sat Feb-14-09 09:43 PM
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17. Oh, it's throw-down time! I'll fight ya for him! |
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Although, as I said before, I think Amy could knock the snot outta me with one blow, so I better not try one on her hubby.
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:53 PM
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5. I think you're being unfair regarding the 2000 decision, that's clearly Scalia's doing, otherwise, |
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Sat Feb-14-09 03:55 PM
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6. Lots of DUers sure do like to have an evil boogeyman |
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Whether his name is Karl Rove or Rahm Emanuel.
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:27 PM
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7. If you stand in Rahm's way he will make you disappear |
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One moment you will be there and the next you will cease to exist.
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:32 PM
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8. You forgot to mention that he's prevented good Democrats from being nominated |
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and instead hand-picked beltway whores who either ended up losing or flaming out.
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:36 PM
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:04 PM
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Because every time you don't get your pony, it's because the boogeyman stole it away.
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Sun Feb-15-09 04:52 AM
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27. This is true. Rahm appears to have a huge problem with progressives in public office. (nt) |
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:35 PM
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10. Rahm will cause the end of the world in 2012. |
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The guy sends dead fish to a pollster he didn't like. I want a guy like that fighting for us. Dems are Dems to me unless they are so conservative as to be Repukes. Rahm is a moderate.
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Sun Feb-15-09 03:36 AM
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Sorry, but that's just childish.
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:35 PM
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11. Can #7 and #8 provide links or proof |
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or are we supposed to go on their say so?
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:45 PM
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13. And, here I thought Bill Clinton was the root of all evil.... |
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At least, that's what I've been told for the past 16 years. I really don't know how these guys look themselves in the mirror every morning. ;-)
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Sat Feb-14-09 04:48 PM
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14. LOL. This is almost turning into something like that Chuck Norris joke phenomena. |
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:02 PM
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18. I'd K&R this, but frankly if Rahm Emanuel wanted me to, he'd have already made me. nt |
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:07 PM
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20. Tha MuthaFukken Stamp Act! |
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:27 PM
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21. And my allergy to Viagra. |
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Sat Feb-14-09 11:19 PM
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22. Rahm told the Donner Party the weather would be "partly cloudy" |
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He also started the Great Chicago Fire (Mrs. O'Leary's cow was FRAMED!) and convinced NBC to schedule Super Train.
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Sun Feb-15-09 01:24 AM
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23. I'm sure Rahm's mother is proud. Lots of accomplishments. |
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Sun Feb-15-09 02:55 AM
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He's a fixer and I believe that's why he got his post.
But I like it much better that he's pursuing the President's agenda and not his own, because I don't believe his own agenda is altogether healthy. That said, I think he can kick some serious in this position. He probably already has.
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Sun Feb-15-09 03:16 AM
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25. I heard he invented the Jonas Brothers. |
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Sun Feb-15-09 05:15 AM
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28. Too bad electing Democrats isn't on that list. |
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Sun Feb-15-09 06:18 AM
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Edited on Sun Feb-15-09 06:19 AM by girl gone mad
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Sun Feb-15-09 06:07 AM
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29. They need someone who will keep them on task. |
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