Bush left a hardware store with some flashlights, batteries and WD-40

[LiberalFighter]

Either the WD-40 is to help lubricate the flashlight so he can put it where the sun don't shine or he needs it to help masturbate.

[daninthemoon]

1. is there a difference?

[NV Whino]

2. No duct tape?

[xxqqqzme]

4. My first thought as well.

What w/ darth's dire warnings of soon to be realized attacks, you would expect a few rolls of plastic & duct tape. Guess even he didn't believe his own bull shit.

[MikeE]

3. Hmm, sounds like he's still trying

to get Dick Cheney's hand out of his ass. I guess he already has the tongs from the grill.

[CatWoman]

9. nah

he's still looking for those WMD in Iraq :)

[NYC_SKP]

5. Flashlight or Fleshlight?

I dunno, I used to get spam emails about the fleshlight.

Never could figure out how it could help me change a tire.

:shrug:

[Arctic Dave]

6. If he had ten flashlights for fingers and map, that dipsh*t

still couldn't find his ass.

[Occam Bandage]

7. Looks like he'll be engaging in some enhanced interrogations tonight. nt

[izquierdista]

8. Some baldie is gonna have a good time tonight!

Georgie's gonna shine him up good with the WD-40 and play lighthouse bouncing the beam off his noggin.

[old mark]

10. Someone told him he couldn't find his ass with both hands and

a flashlight and he's out to prove them wrong.
He'll snort the WD40 first.

mark

[blm]

11. Typical Bush 'show' - he's been doing this act regularly since Poppy's 88 campaign -

pork rinds and horseshoes were the chosen 'acts' at the time. The dictatortot added 'born-again' and brushclearing his fake ranch to his repertoire.

[DemBones DemBones]

20. snort

"dictatortot" :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

12. Sounds like Condi has a honeydew.

[tomreedtoon]

13. He wants to lubricate the light coming out of the front.

See, if you grease up the light coming out of a flashlight, it'll go faster. Faster than the speed of light. That will make Bush a genius!

[texas1928]

14. It must be getting close to time for He and Laura's special night.

I guess he already has the rubber gloves.

[jberryhill]

15. Has a hard time finding the light switch when he inhales solvents /nt

[dkofos]

16. You can't buy dildoes in Tx

[rug]

17. He's trying to pry a thought from his head.

[butterfly77]

18. Did he bring enough for..

all of the people who are sitting in the dark because they can't pay their utility bills..

[ecstatic]

19. preparing for the rapture