* * * OFFICIAL BOBBY "BRADY" JINDAL SPEECH THREAD * * *

[yeswecanandwedid]

Get ready, here he comes.

[oviedodem]

1. This is taking forever; he must be feverishly rewriting parts

[RoccoR5955]

4. Nah, he had to go out and buy new underwear and pants...

...because he pooped them about a half hour ago!

[StopTheNeoCons]

91. His name is PIYUSH JINDAL

His name is PIYUSH JINDAL

[RoccoR5955]

123. And here I thought it was "Vince," and he sold stuff on TV

[Hepburn]

2. I wonder how bad the 5 o'clock shadow will be...

...:evilgrin:

[redirish28]

3. They are probably rewriting that sucker like crazy.

[tekisui]

5. The exorcist clears his throat.

[liberalmuse]

9. He will need to invoke the name of "Jesus"...

To even come close to addressing President Obama's speech.

[Connie_Corleone]

6. He's late.

[liberalmuse]

7. I hope you guys take this seriously...

and are prepared to be bowled over by Gov. Jindal's irresistable charisma. It's not a joke, people!!! I'm series! This is HUGH!!!!

[justgamma]

8. "Governor Buzzkill" LOL n/t

[yeswecanandwedid]

10. Happy fucking Marti Gras? WTF cuz! nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Happy Mardi Gras to YOU TOO, Bobby! Go FUCK yourself.

:puke:

[WinkyDink]

OMG, what a complete DOOFUS!!

[Hepburn]

12. OMG........

........what an irritating voice! :puke:

[Aloha Spirit]

13. Holy cow farts this is comedy

[Fleshdancer]

14. Wow. 5 seconds in and he's already talking to us like we're 4 yrs old

[Fleshdancer]

37. HOLY CRAP! Palin speaks better than this joker!

:wow:

:rofl:


Freakin' hell! He's Mr. Rogers without the intelligence...or the sweater.

[TheMickster]

61. It was a little creepy

My hubby looked at me and said "he's talking like a pedophile trying to lure a kid into a van."

[cboy4]

74. Yup, it sounds like he's reading a bedtime story, with his

little kid voice.

[TheMickster]

101. OH please won't you be

MY neighbor. Hiya neighbor!

[FrenchieCat]

15. Oh Gawd!

:rofl:

Hilarious!

[truebrit71]

You could hear Matthews saying "Oh God"...

:rofl:

[Soupy Liberaltarian]

16. I am laughing so friggin' hard right now. n/m

[FrenchieCat]

24. I've got tears!

this is so fucking funny!

[rosesareredroses]

psycho puppet - i am on acid

this can't be a real politician

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[Canuckistanian]

"Gunga Dim"

:rofl:

[TeamJordan23]

18. ROFL. Why is he talking like this?? nm

[yeswecanandwedid]

19. This motherfucker is no Obama, I can tell already. GG nice die. nt

[Clio the Leo]

Did you hear Keith when Jindal walked out....

..... "OH GOD!!!" ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

[Clio the Leo]

52. If you listen closely you can hear.......

.... the sound of the Republican party crashing down to the earth.....

[truebrit71]

56. ..pretty sure that was Tweety...

...

[oviedodem]

20. There are no words to describe what the f**k I am watching.

[firedupdem]

21. oh boy...he's already tripping...comparing history. n/t

[tkmorris]

What channels are carrying Jindal anyway?

I assume not all of them will show it.

[liberalsince1968]

22. Does he always talk in the sing song voice?

[high density]

23. What a condescending dickface

Oh God is right.

[PBS Poll-435]

25. OMG he is dumb

:eyes:

[ecstatic]

26. Umm... Jindal, you're not hosting an ABC special

You're giving the repub response. WTF is this shit? And notice how he tried to squeeze in some red meat for the birthers. :eyes:

[Lars39]

An Afternoon Special.

:rofl:

[Minimus]

27. Why is he talking to us like we are five years old?

[Enthusiast]

93. I get the same impression.

His words are disjointed and contradict the history of the last eight years.

[Hepburn]

28. Holy shit....

...he sounds like a freaking cartoon voice! :wow:

[Connie_Corleone]

OMG!! LOL!!

It's already bad. :rofl:

[WinkyDink]

29. He has the STUPIDEST INFLECTIONS!! Like he's speaking to TODDLERS!!

[yeswecanandwedid]

51. That's so dead on. nt

[Minimus]

It's like being on a field trip and the "docent" is talking to a bunch of kids.

Unbelievable!!

[KathieG]

Well...he is speaking to the republican base...same thing. And that may be an insult to toddlers.

[sweetroxie]

128. His parents are from India

Indians speak with a kind of sing song inflection. That might be it. Doesn't explain all the rest tho.

[qanda]

30. OH MY GOD!!! He's awful!!!

[truebrit71]

31. Dear God Almighty!!!! This guys is brilliant!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RUN!!!

...

[Hepburn]

45. ....

....:rofl:

He actually makes McCain look good!

[liberalmuse]

32. OMG. Now I feel bad.

This is sad. He's selling me a used car, and I have absolutely no desire to buy it. Damn my bleeding liberal bleeding heart. I fucking feel sorry for him. Someone KILL ME! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[buzzard]

48. Exactly I wondered what he reminded me of.n/t

[RepublicanElephant]

flatliner... beeeeeep. nt

[Hippo_Tron]

33. Is he on drugs?

[liberalmuse]

55. Yes. The new antiCharisma drug.

Goddamned dealers. This is excruciating. I feel sorry for him. Someone snap me out of it. He's AWFUL!!!! So awful, that I feel bad now for making fun of him. :cry:

[buzzard]

34. Not a great orator, hard to beat Obama.n/t

[firedupdem]

35. is he ill? why is he speaking this way? n/t

[Aloha Spirit]

36. Where do I know that voice from.... oh yeah! opie!

[Catch22Dem]

38. He's much better off narrating a kid's TV show. (n/t)

[truebrit71]

39. Umm...Gov..I think you're Daddy called you by your proper name...not "Bobby"...

...

[951-Riverside]

40. Sorry, I thought I was watching a cheesy used car commercial. n/t

[DesertRat]

41. He sounds like a 4th grader giving a book report.

[Hello_Kitty]

42. Who is he, Mr. Rodgers?

[itsrobert]

43. Paul Rebuens is Governor of LA?

Wow, I didn't know he could recover after the theater incident?

[high density]

hahahahah

:rofl:

[Hepburn]

67. Oh, shit....

...I just spewed Diet Coke all over my keyboard! :rofl:

[DesertRat]

88. OMG that's who he reminds me of

:rofl:

[Connie_Corleone]

I feel like I'm in grade school watching a film strip.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

121. film strip -- wow - hadn't heard or uttered those words in many years !

[kid a]

44. Jindel does schoolhouse rock

[AlinPA]

46. He sounds like a 7th grader reading his speech in a speech class.

[AlinPA]

This is really bad!

[WinkyDink]

47. And his whistling kinda undercuts his "charisma"...Hahahahahaha!

[thevoiceofreason]

106. Sssssay.

You better do ssssssssomething about that sssssspeech impediment.

[bermudat]

49. Oh God! Repugnantcans are putting their hopes on him?

What tripe? He sounds like he's speaking to grade schoolers.

[pot luck]

50. This is charisma?

He's more wooden than Pinocchio.

[yeswecanandwedid]

72. No, it's the complete lack of. nt

[Amerigo Vespucci]

53. He's trying to play KATRINA like BUSH tried to play 9/11!

Beady eyed little FUCK!

[SemiCharmedQuark]

54. STORY TIME!!!

[Top Cat]

57. The bastard sounds like he reading to school kids.

[high density]

58. I am busting a gut

This guy's delivery is horrid.

[lib2DaBone]

59. ..sounds like the audio on a tele-tubbies cartoon.....

"eyaaa.. ok boys and girls.. we don't care what party you belong to..

whose this guy talking to.. a bunch of 5-year-olds..?

[liberalsince1968]

60. This is like an infomercial.

[Scooter24]

62. LOL...

He's just making shit up...

[Connie_Corleone]

63. Ooh! A bedtime story! YIPPEE!!

[Fleshdancer]

64. Please run in 2012 Jindal. PRETTY PLEASE!

:rofl:

[Clio the Leo]

80. Oh wow!!!! I will DREAM tonight of a Bobby/Sarah debate face off!

THAT will be some good TV!!!!

[WinkyDink]

65. "And. children, then my pet goat...."

[Dawgs]

66. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we're watching the END of Jindal's Presidential hopes.

This is beyond embarrassing.

[truebrit71]

76. "He gone!"

...so it's down to Sarah, Fuckabee, and Mittens then?

[Wetzelbill]

68. so far this is a poor response.

At best.

[Clio the Leo]

69. Wait a minute, why are they showing a Saturday Night Live skit?

.... after the President's speech?

That's what this is, right?

[RepublicanElephant]

70. wow. this is a gop candidate for 2012? ha-ha, bring it on! nt

[RollWithIt]

71. Official Subthread WTF WTF....

WTF!

[Sugarcoated]

73. He doesn't seem ready for prime time

[mshasta]

75. that guy...is creepy looking..

...just change channels he's voice is annoying.

[high density]

77. Making shit up... $1 trillon "with interest" -- WHAT??

Everything in DC is "with interest," tacking it on to an $787 billion stimulus to bring it to $1 trillion is fake.

And what's wrong with the government buying cars? Detroit could use that right now.

[Aloha Spirit]

78. I can't believe both Rachel and he are Rhodes scholars.

[WinkyDink]

79. "Let's NOT monitor volcanoes!" Calling Homeland Security!

[lib2DaBone]

81. you didn't care about spending money when you rubber stamped all of Bush Crap...

[Hepburn]

Every Pubbie buzz phrase I can think of....

...he has said it! :eyes:

[treestar]

82. Tax cuts create jobs!

Who knew a Republic would say that?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[high density]

86. Bush's $1.3 trillion tax cuts sure did create millions of jobs.

I guess it depends on the definition of "create"

[Minimus]

83. Highlights Magazine for Kids

Now I'm hankering for some Goofus and Galant and I have an uncontrollable urge to find the hidden objects in pictures.

[RepublicanElephant]

84. drill, bobby, drill! nt

[TheMickster]

85. WHY !!!!!!

Why do the republicans hate anything to do with science? Why doesn't he ask people who live near volcanos why we should monitor them. Or people who live in Hawaii who are in the path of tsunamis generated by volcanic eruptions?

[treading_water]

117. St. Helens is about 60 miles away from me.

*raises hand* Please to be monitoring the volcanos.

[jillan]

87. Did he not listen to Obama? He is talking about tax cuts - Obama just gave Americans the biggest

tax cut... energy independence - i think Obama got several standing ovations for that.

WTF is he talking about????

[Cha]

127. jindal is lying to his base in very

short sentences to make them understand that he is the only one who knows what's going on.

[Aloha Spirit]

89. A lot of doctors already work for the government

as most of their paycheck comes from medicare and medicaid.

[truebrit71]

90. Hey boys and girls, did you know that Americans can do ANYTHING...

Yup...Unka Bobby said so...

[truebrit71]

102. He uses Katrina like dipshit used 9/11....(oh and you CAN do anything)..

...this guy is abysmal...

[WinkyDink]

92. HE is calling for "transparency" to "rid the Capital of corruption"? CHUTZPAH!

[Scooter24]

94. Katrina! Katrina! Katrina! Katrina! Katrina!

You can already tell what his theme is going to be for his campaign.

I guess he forgot who was at the country's helm during that devastating time.

[sofa king]

95. I'm waiting for the trolley to ride in behind him.

So that he and the other Republicans can ride off to the Neighborhood of Make Believe and Tax Cuts for the Rich.

[Sugarcoated]

96. Get out the hook already.

[DesertRat]

This is what the Repubs call charisma?

:)

[high density]

97. TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA TAX CUT TERRA

Oh yeah GOP!! Great ideas.

[DevonRex]

98. How the hell did Louisianna elect this guy? WTF? nt

[RepublicanElephant]

99. star wars has defended our country for over 100 years? does george lucas know this? nt

[TheMickster]

115. It was really

Biggs and Wedge going renegade after Luke left for Tatooine. :silly:

[AlinPA]

100. His sing song style is sickening.

[underpants]

107. Yes his reading of the syllables is bad. And then there is the inanity of his tired bullshit

He better worked on that

[vaberella]

103. I don't like the "HALF UNDERWATER" comment. It seemed he was making a joke out of Katrina. n/t

[rufus dog]

104. Throw a Red Sweater on this guy

And Mr. Rogers LIVES!

[WinkyDink]

105. Now, boys and girls, which of these 2 men would you want to hear ever again? Not Bobby? Awwwwww!

[RepublicanElephant]

108. this guy needs coaching from billy mays. nt

[Aloha Spirit]

109. Welcome to the era of Liberal Politics!

This guy is from the JV team, apparently.

[lib2DaBone]

110. "Our Party Got Away From its Principles"......

yes... 8 years of corruption. You slimy simple fuck. Go to HELL....

[ecstatic]

111. LMAO!!! Now he's talking TOO SLOW. The people in his earpiece

are probably going wild! :rofl:

[Hepburn]

112. THIS is a rising star of the Pubbie Party??????

Holy shit....what a loser!

[Clio the Leo]

113. He didn't take the "Obama's a downer" part out....

..... like I thought he would means he cant think on his feet. BARACK OBAMA would have done that if he had been in his shoes.

The man is a fool.

[Clio the Leo]

114. lol! Was Tweety asleep!? NT

[WinkyDink]

116. KO, RM, and Tweety are basically laughing at him!

[AlinPA]

120. Really?! Good.

[JustJeking]

118. *gags* thank god i changed channels.

"Housewives of NYC" is far more entertaining - and tolerable - than listening to...Bobby.

[McCamy Taylor]

119. Fast talking southerners are the worst. Give it up, Bobbie. You are no Huckabee!

No one will be able to understand anything you are saying. I am from the south and I tuned out most of it. He sounded like a hillbilly.

[andodempa]

122. Scary

My wife and I must have heard the Katrina boat story differently. It really sent chills down our spines. It felt like a subliminal call to violence for Republicans.

If you don't feel your government is working for you...go out and break the law.

[Cash_thatswhatiwant]

124. womp womp

[Help_I_Live_In_Idaho]

125. OK Boys and Girls - lets sing Jindal Bells...

We are having a fizzies party and you can bring your Bibles and your mom and your dad and your retarded Republican uncle to. That's right, boys and girls. "Now sing along Jindal bells Jindal bells Jindal all the way."

[Bryn]

129. Ha Ha Very Funny!

you're on the roll! :rofl: (creative, too)

[TheDonkey]

126. "WHY Geewilikers A shucks!" Jindal

the man is seriously creepy.