Political Robot Bobby Jindal Shows Why He'll Never Be President

[RFKHumphreyObama]

Paging the political robot factory! Urgent recall needed on serial number RNC37LA2012, aka "Bobby Jindal." Unit malfunctioned on national television last night. Among noted system errors:

* Unit could only manage one vocal cadence pattern under current factory setting of "Southern Human."

* Gross syntax errors regarding health care content.

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2009/02/25/political-robot-bobby-jindal-shows-why-hell-never-be-president

[BOSSHOG]

1. Yeah but he doesn't fear volcanoes

[Kalyke]

2. I wouldn't even call it "Southern"

Or human, for that matter.

[Cha]

3. Don't they just love them some

political robots? Like the Manchurian Candidate?

[Occam Bandage]

4. Perfect.

:rofl:

[Uzybone]

5. LOL

[liberal N proud]

6. Never underestimate the stupidity of voters

Example:
Reagan, Bu$h 1, bu$h 2, if they all became President, any buffoon could get elected with the right machine behind them and a few political tricks.

[emulatorloo]

7. Brilliant K&R!!!!

[ClarkUSA]

8. You gotta admit...Mitt Romney has Jindal beat for Top Robot status.

[Turbineguy]

9. He just needs some time

in the Orgasmatron.

[backscatter712]

10. Don't forget: Misrecognition of audience as consisting of young human children...