PHOTOS Uh oh, John and Cindy have had a Superglue accident.

[Jackeens]

:yoiks:

[DKRC]

1. "STOP WALKING AHEAD OF ME!"

"Yes, ma'am. Sorry ma'am."

:evilgrin:

[tularetom]

2. "Don't trowel that makeup on my head like a trollop you c---"

[roguevalley]

11. skin cancer preventative. seen it with other people before.

[jberryhill]

15. Cindy's hand has a huge SPF factor...

...especially since the black hole in her head actually bends the light away from nearby objects.

[roguevalley]

18. actually, its something a nervous family member of a cancer survivor

does sometimes unconsciously. Been there, done that.

[ellacott]

3. hahahah!!!

:rofl:

[formercia]

4. Take a good look at those titties, John.

How long has it been?

[Kaylee]

5. Is she holding his comb-over down!?! LOL!

:spray:

[alsame]

6. That's what it looks like! How bizarre. eom

[hootinholler]

7. That was my first thought also...

Then I thought she's preventing him from getting another cancerous spot.
Then I thought She's preventing the last 5 brain cells from leaking out.

:shrug:

-Hoot

[hay rick]

8. Looks like the end of a perp walk.

Time to get in the back of the cop car.

[cui bono]

9. "Read it John, READ IT!!!"

"I'm an Obama woman now! READ THE GODDAMN STICKER!!!"

[vaberella]

10. I thought she was keeping his hair from falling on the ground. n/t

[11 Bravo]

12. I paid good money for these tits, now look at them, damnit!

[Uzybone]

17. LOL

:rofl:

[ncteechur]

13. "John, I wish your hair laid down like that car salesman's hair."

[Bucky]

14. Sorry, Cindy. Vulcan Mind Meld only works on sentient beings.

That would be a better joke if it didn't make me look so dorky.

[Phx_Dem]

16. Don't tease about the thinning hair, he might call you a c*nt.

You'd think she'd have learned that lesson already.