Why Did Palin Cross The Road?

[andyrowe]

She didn't. She walked 3/4ths of the way and quit!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

1. I was expecting "Because Michael Jackson was on her side of the road."

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. AAAHHH!! Same time.

:evilgrin:

[andyrowe]

7. Whoa! nt

[blackbooks]

24. delete

Replied to wrong message

[Jennicut]

28. At least MJ had talent. She has....an empty head full of air

and not much else.

[jobycom]

29. Was not meant to be an insult to MJ in any way. nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. I thought it was to bury Michael Jackson. nt

[jobycom]

4. Bush, McCain, and Palin were trying to cross a lake.

Bush said "I can swim across." He got a third of the way across, and drowned. Cheney said "I can swim across," but when he got halfway across, he thrashed wildly for a few minutes, and never resurfaced. Palin said "I think I can make it, by golly." And she jumped in and passed where Bush had drowned, and passed where Cheney had drowned, and kept going. She got almost there, almost to the other side, ten feet away from the shore... and had to turn around and swim back.

[mwooldri]

13. whereas Obama just simply took the bridge... nt

[jobycom]

30. .

Tres bien!

[applegrove]

5. Because the neocons wanted her to?

[madamesilverspurs]

6. To see

where the chicken was going, of course.

[Touchdown]

8. To get to the photo op where the chicken was being slaughtered.

:evilgrin:

[andyrowe]

9. Bam!

:rofl:

[davidpdx]

15. Owch!

[grantcart]

10. To pick up the $ 35,000 fee for giving the "America is great speech".

[andyrowe]

11. more like $350,000

:hide:

[akbacchus_BC]

12. To meet Todd, I am guessing!

[snake in the grass]

14. She crossed the road...

...in order to get hit so she could whine and play the victim card.

[andyrowe]

16. oh snap!

:rofl:

[tanyev]

17. Because she was for it before she was against it.

[Canuckistanian]

18. What's the difference between Palin and the Panama Canal

The Panama Canal is a "Busy Ditch" and Palin is a.....

[Mabus]

19. As a point guard, she saw it as part of her full court press against a dead salmon

Or she was trying to get away from Letterman.

[lunatica]

20. Cause it looks greener on the other side

[TokenQueer]

21. To get a closer look at a refrigerator magnet ...

...that illustrates a full court press on lame-duck governors that is wasting taxpayers money, making it difficult to complete the job, since that was the easy path; the quitters way out so she's quitting. Also. In addition to the also, Trig beat her in tic tac toe last night when the mainstream media brought frivolous ethics charges about statutory rape of pre-teens; AND all the dead fish that go with the flow so she implores all REAL Americans to follow her across the road and go with the flow because Democrats are meanies and your government needs to be overthrown but only through higher callings to higher office; and don't forget that being a Governor is kiiinda like being a community organizer 'cept she had real responsibilities that were WAY too boring for someone as hot as her and Alaska is cold so that proves global warming is false science; did you know she got an A+ in science class with her report on the Old Testament where Jesus slayed the dinosaurs and; Also.

[central scrutinizer]

22. How many Alaska governors does it take to change a light bulb?

The governor of Alaska walked into a bar ...
The governors of Alaska, South Carolina and Minnesota were in a boat in the middle of a lake ...
Take my governor, please.

Thanks, I'll be here all week

[andyrowe]

32. Ha!

:rofl:

[steelyboo]

23. She Didn't

However, she did she a Russian chicken on the other side.

[blackbooks]

25. What do ya mean by "cross" Charlie?

[Willo]

26. Because the funding ran out or to get to the bridge. nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

33. the road to nowhere!

[andyrowe]

35. FTW!

:rofl:

[Mabus]

27. Because she saw a microphone.

:)

[lame54]

31. step on the gas

[Vidar]

34. LOL