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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:18 PM
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The Birthers must all be experiencing mass orgasms right now
''WELCOME HOME''
OBAMA LANDS IN GHANA

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/10/ghana-excited-for-obama-v_n_229532.html

see? "Welcome Home"??? That explains everything!! He really WAS BORN IN AFRICA!!!
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:21 PM
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1. Birther Major Files For Emergency Restraining Order Against Deployment
Edited on Fri Jul-10-09 06:43 PM by jberryhill
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:24 PM
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2. Oh, Good Grief!!!
:eyes:
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:34 PM
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4. Someone is going to go to jail

He's ordered to deploy on the 15th and the court has scheduled a hearing for the 16th.

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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:39 PM
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7. bwahahahhahahahahaha
:rofl:
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:03 PM
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21. She had one back out on her
So she advertised on her website for a new one. I guess this guy answered the call.

Important

An officer has contacted me a few days ago (I will not provide his name), stating that he is about to be deployed to Afghanistan on July the 15th from Fort Benning. We were supposed to file an injunction, a stay of the deployment of this officer to Afghanistan until the eligibility of of Barack Hussein Obama as Commander in Chief is verified. The documents were supposed to be filed in the middle district of Georgia today. Due to personal reasons this officer cannot be the plaintiff at the moment, however all the pleadings in the case are ready to go. If you know any enlisted or officers, who are ready to be deployed, but want to stay their deployment until Obama’s legitimacy for the posittion of Commander in Chief is verified, please have them contact me. As the case is ready, it can be filed within hours."


http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/blog1/?p=2946
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:23 PM
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10. Oh for cripes sake!
These people really have lost their minds. Suppose for the sake of argument that he won this case (which he has zero chance of winning). That would mean that no one in the armed services would be required to follow orders, potentially leaving this country defenseless.

Why can't these people get it through their thick skulls that a birth certificate was produced? Their racism has blinded them to the plain facts.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:59 PM
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25. And it will for the next 4-8 years.
We'll hear the birthers still shouting in the distance in 2012, and they'll be there in 2016 too.
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davidpdx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:40 PM
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11. Fucking wack job is going to get in trouble for missing deployment
It's time for a court marshal. The judge is going to laugh his TRO out of the court room.
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Milspec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:49 PM
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13. I think I just killed 100,000 brain cells
I read the entire 23 pages of this crap. Please no one ask me to repeat any of it but its classic Orly. I really doubt her sanity.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:12 PM
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17. LOL!!
That'll learn ya!! :rofl:
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joshcryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 01:06 AM
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27. Why.
Please. Why.
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:27 PM
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3. that's the missing puzzle piece! It was really Ghana!!
That DOES explain everything!
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ibegurpard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:36 PM
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5. Been gone for a while
what's a Birther?
Is it one of those sad people who just can't let go of the idea that Obama is not an American citizen?
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 06:39 PM
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6. Correct /nt
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:05 PM
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8. as opposed to a "forced birther"
though it would be safe to say that all Birthers are also Forced Birthers.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:09 PM
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9. Wouldn't surprise me if they were.
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joshcryer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 07:41 PM
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12. Birthers have orgasms?
New to me.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:05 PM
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15. It is an ugly physiological mix...
Edited on Fri Jul-10-09 08:06 PM by rasputin1952
A sudden growth of hair on knuckles and foot pads; eyes pop right out their sockets; there is a sudden uncontrollable loosening of the anal and bladder sphincters; finally the head just explodes...which is why it is a one time event. The one good thing about birther orgasms, the gene pool gets just a little better each time one occurs...:hi:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:12 PM
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16. hi, Rasp!!
:hi:

:loveya:
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:21 PM
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19. How have you been gorgeous?
Always happy to see you posting the insane things that happen...:loveya:
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:02 PM
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14. Well...this clown's career is over, a Major he is, a Major he will
remain. He will be either hounded out by his superiors or will take an easy out as a Major. If he's this crazy, he shouldn't have any authority in any case.

I can tell you that the troops that are under whatever "command" he's in, (probably a Bn S-1,2,3 or 4 anyway), no one will put themselves to the wall for this guy.

I've known generals that would eat this baboon alive. NONE of them "enjoy" sending men and women into harms way, and they view Field Grade officers w/some respect, until they undermine unit cohesion. The best this Major can hope for after this...Bn Motor Pool officer.

What an idiot.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:17 PM
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18. I read that mess, too. It looks like it was written by a dentist.
Oh, wait, it was. What a meandering mess of outright fabrications and sheer nonsense.

This dope talked himself into throwing his career out the window by bigger dopes.

I couldn't imagine having someone so disassociated from reality in a position of authority over me in a burger joint, let alone a life-or-death situation.
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Rosa Luxemburg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 08:28 PM
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20. I guess Hawaii looks like Ghana - it has palm trees?
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dancingme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:15 PM
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22. I spent the 4th with my Republican relatives
and their Republican friends and I was surprised to hear my very conservative sister-in-law and her friend complain that they are tired of receiving emails about Obama's birth certificate. My sister-in-law actually said "there's nothing there" and I kept quiet, amazed that she had finally realized that she had been duped by her internet friends. Usually I get into arguments but this time I just sat quietly, sipping my wine and smiling.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:47 PM
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24. They pushed this way to far, I think they are starting to realize
that now.

No matter how you look at it, they have all of the wrong "issues". What little credibility they ever had has been squandered over time and the GOP is a shell of what it was. Run by ideological fools that believe they can bring back the turn of the 19th Century, they have done far too much in destroying this great nation.

My mother, a die hard R since childhood, refuses to vote for another R on the national ticket. She won't vote D, but she will only vote local now. To see my mother change in that respect is something incredible.
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DrToast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-10-09 09:30 PM
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23. LOL...The Ghanese are messing with the birthers. nt
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 12:51 AM
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26. They are actually called Ghanaians, not Ghanese....
;-)
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DrToast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 01:12 AM
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28. Same thing
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-11-09 11:57 AM
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29. I thought they were all "Gonners"...
Edited on Sat Jul-11-09 11:59 AM by TankLV
or "Ghanneranians"

or "Ghangaleze"

or "Ghalanians"

or just plain "Ghals"...
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