Michelle Obama caught on camera ogling male "package."

[Vektor]

In the wake of her husband's recent "booty-gate" scandal, Michelle Obama is facing a salacious scandal of her own.

This photograph, taken in Rome Italy, on July 8th, 2009 clearly shows the First Lady fleeing the scene after taking a long, hard, lingering look at the unclothed member of the statue behind her.



While the damning "gaze" is not captured in this particular photograph, ABC news is said to have a 37 second video clip of Michelle Obama leaning in to eyeball the bronze "twig and berries" while nodding approvingly, and muttering "Daaaaamn." Some have speculated that Mrs. Obama was not actually looking at the statue, but turning around to assist French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who had just fallen down a flight of stairs for no discernible reason whatsoever.

When questioned about his wife's alleged wandering eye, President Barack Obama stated that he had initially been a little bit insulted by Michelle's roving gaze, but after viewing the statue's "credentials" for himself, he reportedly laughed flippantly, winked, and replied, "Shit, I ain't worried at ALL."

Sources report that the statue is hundreds of years old - well past the age of consent.

;-)

[yodermon]

1. u r cracking me up here

lolol

[Vektor]

2. tee-hee...

I just couldn't resist. Some things are just so ludicrous that they need to be parodied.

All in good fun, of course.

[bigwillq]

3. She's not impressed.

:rofl:

[RobertDevereaux]

4. Doesn't care a fig!

[Jackeens]

31. DUzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!!!

:rofl:

[Vektor]

21. The look on her face...

indicates you may be right! :-)

[Occam Bandage]

5. Of course he ain't worried.

[LiberalFighter]

10. Rice is indicating that she can't handle anything bigger.

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. Rice was indicating the total size of Bush's brain, nothing more.

[LiberalFighter]

40. Then she was being very generous.

[FailureToCommunicate]

48. So true. But then Condi always EXAGGERATED the facts, shall we say.

[Vektor]

12. Oh my god!

Now THAT is funny!

:thumbsup:

[Milspec]

25. Thats a hoot, Thanks

[Christa]

6. What a big stick he has

:rofl:

[PatSeg]

11. Compensation perhaps???

[Vektor]

22. And what's that in his hand?

A third testicle, perhaps? :rofl:

[PatSeg]

28. Damn, I missed THAT!!!

[Honeycombe8]

7. It's not an impressive "member," so I doubt she did. Unless she was saying...

where's the rest of it?

[Vektor]

13. Maybe the "Daaaaamn"

Was a "damn" of pity?

[lunatica]

8. Like Michelle I'm not impressed with "the package" either

n/t

[Vektor]

15. Nor was I.

Michelle can do better. ;-)

[FailureToCommunicate]

23. It's probably just a little **cold** in the museum...

[Sebastian Doyle]

30. Do statues know about "shrinkage"??

[Vektor]

33. OMG

That pic is HILARIOUS.

:rofl:

[FailureToCommunicate]

47. That IS what I was thinking. How did you ever find the picture?

[TankLV]

9. The head is kinda small for the body, too...

...now I should probably look up towards the top of the statue...

[avena sativa]

14. LOL!

[Vektor]

16. Hi Avena!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Doremus]

17. The head is too small for the body and the arms are way too long.

In my spare time I'm an art critic. ;)

[Vektor]

19. It is a funny looking statue...

And definitely oddly proportioned!

[Honeycombe8]

41. It has a head and arms?

Oh, dear. Reminds me of that time a streaker pursued me in a parking garage. I reported it to security guards, who got a laugh when they asked me what the guy looked like, and all I could say was, "Well, I didn't see his face." Oh, my.

:blush:

[elleng]

45. Looks like an 'imitation' of THE David, eh? See below.

Not REMOTELY as handsome. Any ideas about who did it?

[mitchum]

18. That's very well done, Vektor

nice work

[Vektor]

20. ;-)

Gotta parody the scandals...just can't help myself.

[BlooInBloo]

26. Did guys have smaller johnsons back in the day or something?

[Vektor]

34. Good question...

Poor David... (Michaelangelo), he got "shortchanged" too.

[MadBadger]

43. He's a grower not a shower

[handmade34]

27. nice picture

what I don't understand is how the naked guy can look away from Michelle Obama, she looks spectacular!

[Vektor]

32. Maybe if he'd looked at her a little longer...

He might be sporting a more impressive "profile."

:-)

[BlooInBloo]

35. Michelle Obama = walking Viagra.

[Vektor]

38. She's amazing for certain.

No wonder why the RW is so intimidated by her.

A woman like that has GOT to threaten the flimsy masculinity of any GOP man.

They like their women weak, frail , plastic and Stepford-y, and apparently, dumb, judging from all the Palin-gasms going on at FR.

Michelle's got it going on.

[GreenPartyVoter]

29. In other news, she looks gorgeous in yellow.

[boppers]

36. Sarkozy does a great Jerry Lewis impression!

Pure comedy gold.

[Joe the Liberal]

37. IMPEACH!!11!1.....

Those aren't family values!!!111!1

[lame54]

39. did she steal the fig leave to wear as a corsage?

[Kaleva]

42. The statue just got out of the pool

[elleng]

44. THANKS! Been waiting to see family in Rome!

AND, when in Italy, I checked MANY OLD statuesque male body parts! They're ALL OVER the place, comme ca!



Link?

[and-justice-for-all]

46. What a naughty girl...nt

[vaberella]

49. Is this The Onion? n/t

[Vektor]

50. No, but...

The Onion is definitely an influence. Love The Onion! :loveya:

[inna]

51. hilarious! i knew you wrote that yourself!

:applause:


:rofl: