I know now why Sarah Palin was John McCain's running mate:

[hedgehog]

Clearly, the poor woman must have a variant of mad cow disease. perhaps from eating wolf meat? She is becoming more and more incoherent by the day. The plan was to get her elected, then to watch in sorrow as she was forced to resign. John McCain was then to nominate Dick Cheney as his VP, and Cheney would return to run the country once more from his secret bunker.

[niceypoo]

1. She probabally eats nothing but TV dinners

I believe nothing about her except that she is a pathological lying scatterbrain.

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. I suspect she would have been defenestrated

It would be an easy cover up. Everyone would believe she's stupid enough to walk off a balcony all on her own.

[davidpdx]

3. I think she's rabid (which explains why she's always foaming at the mouth)

and was going to eat McCain for dinner once they got elected. Of course you never can tell with her.

[ingac70]

4. He chose her because he wanted to do her. n/t