What question would you ask the birthers?

[cleveramerican]

Who can deflate them with the fewest words?
okay go.....

[CJCRANE]

1. If it was proven 100%

that Obama is a natural born citizen would you support him then?

Or would you find another excuse not to support him?


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[rateyes]

2. How did you escape from

your padded cell?

[Orsino]

3. "Would you mind not drooling on my carpet?" n/t

[OneGrassRoot]

4. Which are you most proud of....

being a racist or being batshit crazy?

[MADem]

5. "How DO you survive without a functioning brain?" That's eight. nt

[Buzz Clik]

6. Obsess much?

[Richardo]

7. "Why don't you sit down and STFU?"

[Epiphany4z]

8. just like the swift-boaters it wont matter what you ask them

they will just keep yelling its not an official form or they didn't fill the form out to there satisfaction. Most of these dip sticks know he was born here there goal it just to yell the loudest and over shadow any thing else the man does.

The point is to give a general bad feeling around Obama and at some point his numbers will slip some just because folks are sick of turning on the news and hearing about the birthers....it is a attempt at a swiftboating of sort......it will never matter what you say to them to ...what form you show them...its a simple point the stupid can understand ...and most importantly it fits on a bumper sticker. It is designed to give the idiot rw fringe have a reason hate this pres....the truth is they hate him just because he is a Dem...some because he is black and some because he is both.

[FSogol]

9. How much mercury did you ingest as a kid? n/t

[cleveramerican]

11. ROFL!

[YOY]

10. Tell me Orly, just how does one become a dentist, a real estate agent, and a lawyer and succeed?

n/t

[Papa Boule]

12. Self delete

Deleted because I posted a rational question for them. As if.

[Vinca]

13. I'd encourage them to campaign for Republicans . . .

and don't forget the birther signs.

[cleveramerican]

14. how long have you been crazy?

[Rebubula]

15. Hmmm...

...I guess...'Are you REALLY that stupid?'

That is the only thing that I can think of whenever I hear one of the troglodytes spout this crap.

[Gman2]

16. Where's yours? No, the real one.

[The_Commonist]

20. That's exactly what I would ask.

[Chowlie]

17. I'd fail on "fewest words", but, to take a quote from Seven...

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

[niceypoo]

18. What else do the voices tell you?

[NoPasaran]

19. "What color is the sky in your world?"

[lunatica]

21. Let me see your birth certificate.

[customerserviceguy]

22. Taking this back to serious for a moment

I'd ask them, "What is it you expect to find?"

I've been wondering if what they expect is not proof of birth in Kenya, but perhaps something that does not go with the official Obama narrative. I remember lurking over at Freeptardland during the election, they were claiming that all kinds of men were possibly his father.

I suspect that their true motive is to discredit him through poking holes in his life's story.

[comtec]

23. OK.. lets say you get your way.... what do you want?

And how do you intend to do it?

That should pop a few heads, because it's genuine interest.

I don't think they can handle that.

[VWolf]

24. You lost. Get over it. n/t

[BonnieJW]

25. We have shown you his birth certificate

and you still insist he was born in Kenya. Prove it.

[DevonRex]

26. May I help you find your marbles? nt

[frogmarch]

27. Is it fun being ignorant racists? nt

[4Diversity]

28. What Question Would You Ask the Birthers?

Where'd you park your space ship?

[and-justice-for-all]

29. I would ask...

Have always been this stupid or was it learned?

[Milspec]

30. You always been insane?

[mkultra]

31. how do you ignore that fact that his BC was verified when he signed up to run.

[baldguy]

39. 50 times in each state.

[Ikonoklast]

32. Do you accuse the Republican Party itself of being totally incompetent?

If there was one iota of truth to the rumor about Obama's birth certificate, don't you think they would have found that out YEARS AGO?

[ksoze]

33. Did you mother have any children that lived?

[masuki bance]

34. Why did building 7 collapse? nt

[Hansel]

35. Are you still here? nt

[Arkana]

36. "What the fuck is the matter with you people?"

[ROFF]

37. Have you ever

turned down a reach around?

[ecstatic]

38. Does stupid hurt?

That question works for just about everything RW related.

[msanthrope]

40. "President Barack Hussein Obama" still stings, eh?

[Hawkeye-X]

41. *SHOW* me your long-form birth certificate

See how many people TRY to find that with the current environment.

Hawkeye-X

[jberryhill]

42. Bingo....

I'd bet that most of them are completely unfamiliar with what you get when you order one from your friendly state office these days.

Consider, they are xenophobes who never go anywhere, so it's not as if they have applied for a passport recently.

[Atticus]

43. Does your mother still live under the porch and eat table scraps? nt

[zulchzulu]

44. So how does it feel to be a loser... n/t

[ProSense]

What's the point of goading people to ask the birthers a question?

Fuck them. They're already deflated. Lunatics just take a lot longer, if ever, to realize they're crazy.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

45. Do you have a job?

I mean, other than spewing these crackpot theories non-stop to anybody and everybody who will bother to listen to you? :shrug:

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

46. Do you use your left or right hand when you're Chokin the Chicken in your mom's basement.

[ceveritt]

47. McCain

I'd have to ask them why they're not as interested in McCain's credentials as an American citizen. After all, he was born in Panama, right?

Where's your righteous indignation and tireless zealotry about him?

[burning rain]

48. So, what does shit taste like?

'

[Spazito]

49. Where's your Klan kin? n/t

[johnaries]

50. When did you stop taking your meds? nt

[PatGund]

51. So tell me....

....did your parents have any smart children that lived??

[Lil Missy]

52. Have you ever read a book?

[cleveramerican]

53. next time, cut the pills in half

[Phx_Dem]

54. Did you crack up recently, or have you always been insane? n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

55. Are you mad because your mother raised the rent?