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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:14 AM
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Bwahaha! Guess who is a Birther!
Ol' Larry Johnson.

I hadn't gone to his site since he jumped the shark long ago, but stumbled upon this via google search for "certificate of live birth" (note this is a google cache link, not a link directly to the idiot's website: http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:K3NvRCg7GfMJ:www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/06/12/what-does-an-authentic-hawaiian-birth-certificate-look-like/+certificate+of+live+birth&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Kalyke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:15 AM
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1. He's a PUMA.
Hasn't he gotten over the primaries, YET? For Pete's sake, HR Clinton is now Secretary of State. It's not like she was shat upon!
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:22 AM
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3. It's one thing to be a PUMA, another to go insane with the Birthers.
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JTFrog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:54 AM
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8. Kind of redundant. Being a PUMA already equals insane. n/t
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jbnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 02:16 PM
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16. He is batshit anti-Obama crazy, not just a PUMA
I doubt he believes the birther crap but was pretty sure he would be a pusher.

He has written completely made up articles about Obama that I saw linked in various places. He just wants people to hate him more, fear him more.
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BR_Parkway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 04:09 PM
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21. He's afraid of a black man in the Oval Office
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 10:16 AM
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10. Au contraire..Hillary
has the perfect job for her, imv,so far.

Kinda shows his himself for the idiot he always was.

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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:16 AM
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2. Quelle surprise.
:eyes:
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:27 AM
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4. It would have been surprising if he *wasn't*.
The guy is nuttier than a squirrel turd.
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 02:38 PM
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18. rofl
thats funny.
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Peacetrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:28 AM
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5. Somehow I am not surprised..
;)
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gristy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:35 AM
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6. Oh, my. Does this Johnson guy proofread what he posts even once?
Edited on Tue Jul-28-09 08:37 AM by gristy
That's a lot of interesting stuff that a "normal" certificate is not supposed to have.

on edit: And he thinks Africa is a country. The things I learn on the internets!
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 08:44 AM
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7. His idea of investigative journalism is comparing the Hawaii certificate to his (from Missouri)
Edited on Tue Jul-28-09 08:54 AM by rocktivity
I've dug out both my (New York City) birth certificates: the old white-on-black one given to my parents which contains a doctor's signature and the name of the hospital, and the new one I had to get when I renewed my driver's license in 2005 because the old white-on-black ones aren't valid anymore. Fortunately, that wasn't a hassle--I sent the serial number on the old certificate to an online service, and had the new one within 36 hours.

The new certificate is kind of like a dollar bill with a blue border, the state seal on a tri-color background, and dot matrix printing. It contains my parents' names, gender, and borough I was born in, but no hospital or doctor's signature. I guess that means it's phony, too!

:headbang:
rocktivity
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 09:03 AM
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9. obviously, you are one...
of probably MILLIONS of illegal 'citizens' who voted for Obama...

are you one of those ACORN people?

...i wonder if my Kansas state-issued credit card size birth certificate 'verification' hides a problem with my own citizenship??

you gotta love the birthers...they are so serious, so passionate, so goddam ignorant and somewhat scary...but entertaining....
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 01:25 PM
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11. Probably Tellurian's first stop of the day.
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Adelante Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 01:47 PM
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13. Devil
:evilgrin:
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 01:55 PM
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14. I wonder if that's who unrec'd my thread from the start :->
:evilgrin:
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 02:28 PM
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17. When you mentioned that name I went over to Hillary is 44
As of yesterday they are birthers as well.
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 02:39 PM
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19. yup, its like fly paper for morons.
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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 01:28 PM
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12. My Wisconsin birth certificate has only the following:
File #
Date Filed
My Name
My Sex
Date of Birth
County of Birth
Birth Name of Father
Birth Name of Mother

and that's it.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 02:11 PM
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15. You must be from Kenya, then.
Everyone knows that's exactly how they do it there, and nowhere else on the planet.
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PolNewf Donating Member (388 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-28-09 03:34 PM
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20. The "Whitey" tape is going to come out any day now!!
Edited on Tue Jul-28-09 03:34 PM by PolNewf
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