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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:04 PM
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I DEMAND THAT WHATEVER MY CHILD HEARS IN SCOOL BE POSTED ON THE INTERWEBS 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE
i'M SERIS!11!!

iF THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN i WILL EMULATE MYSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW111!!!
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:13 PM
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1. i think you are already emulating yourself. But let me know if you decide to immolate yourself.
(but i agree with your sentiment)
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:18 PM
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3. It would have been a lot safer if those Buddhist monks in Vietnam
had just committed self-emulation.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:24 PM
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6. IM GONNA IMMACULATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!111 I'M SERIES11!!
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:29 PM
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8. Did you mean masticate?
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:30 PM
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9. FLITHY MIND!!1111!!!
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 12:45 AM
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17. I thimk the word he's lookin for is emollient
oR maybee omelet. As in, "i WILL OMELET MYSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW111!!!"

:spray:


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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:16 PM
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2. Of course, that would also give your kid an excuse to skip "scool"
(Since she or he could just get the lessons by going online).
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:31 PM
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10. Ahem, it's scip skool. nt
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 09:03 PM
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16. Libuals don't know how to spel.
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Uzybone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:18 PM
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4. de lessin plan must be maid available to me as well
I don't trust the socialist teacher unions.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:23 PM
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5. Do you mean "immolate"? Please say yes.
:evilgrin:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:54 PM
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12. What is ya? Some kinda moran?
Yeesh.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:57 PM
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13. Of course I do.
It's a freeper-ism.
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:26 PM
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7. I want all lesson plans on the TV. We aint dyin.
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boppers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:53 PM
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11. ME TOO! I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT THEIR TEACHING!
THEIR TRYING TO INDUCKTRINATE MY CHILDRENS!
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 08:58 PM
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14. It's coz there markest!
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windoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-04-09 09:02 PM
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15. But when they come home and log onto the interwebs....thats different. nt
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-05-09 12:12 PM
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18. We know the interwebs just for porn.
And freeregugnick.
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